#JDVanceKilledPopeFrancis
“I came here to kill Popes and fuck couches, and I’m all out of couches.”
April 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
April 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
April 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I'm not positive, but why let that stop us?

#JDVanceKilledPopeFrancis
April 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
April 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
People have been deported from the US on the grounds of evidence far more circumstantial than that supporting the hypothesis: JD Vance killed Pope Francis.
April 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
#JDVanceKilledPopeFrancis

Make it Vance lore
JD Vance shakes the Pope's hand, leaves the Vatican.
A few minutes later, an aide walks into the Pope's office.
"Oh my God, he's dead!"

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN
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media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
So, JD Vance fucked the couch in the Vatican, and then killed Pope Francis when the Pope caught him? That’s what many people are saying. #JDVance #PopeFrancis #Vatican #Trump #Couch #JDVanceKilledPopeFrancis #JDVanceKilledThePope #PopeKiller #Pope #JDVanceSucks
April 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ok, I'm not religious but...

Who else thinks #JDVanceKilledPopeFrancis ?

Let's get into the real conspiracy here. Dude goes and visits him, then disappoints him, and now Francy is dead? Sounds fishy.

I would normally blame old age, but it's funny to blame Vance.

www.nbcnews.com/news/world/p...
Pope Francis dies at 88
Francis is expected to be buried at the ancient Basilica of St. Mary Major, which lies outside the Vatican walls. A conclave will soon begin to elect the new leader of the Catholic Church.
www.nbcnews.com
April 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
April 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Also, #jdvancekilledpopefrancis

Sorry for the interruption
April 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
April 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Any decent Christian would wait until at least after they've got the person responsible in custody. Seems like this guy may be an accessory. #JDVanceKilledPopeFrancis
#SendVanceToElSalvador
April 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
April 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ok, I'm not religious but...

Who else thinks #JDVanceKilledPopeFrancis ?

Let's get into the real conspiracy here. Dude goes and visits him, then disappoints him, and now Francy is dead? Sounds fishy.

I would normally blame old age, but it's funny to blame Vance.

www.nbcnews.com/news/world/p...
Pope Francis dies at 88
Francis is expected to be buried at the ancient Basilica of St. Mary Major, which lies outside the Vatican walls. A conclave will soon begin to elect the new leader of the Catholic Church.
www.nbcnews.com
April 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm not positive, but why let that stop us?

#JDVanceKilledPopeFrancis
April 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM