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Game recognizes game #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #StarTrekAirplaneposting
Panel 1 - Deanna: Captain, we've just recieved a message from Starfleet Command. Panel 2 - Jellico: Starfleet Command? What is it? Panel 3 - Deanna: It's a large building in San Francisco with lots of Admirals in it, but that's not important right now. Panel 4 - Jellico: Okay, that was pretty good.
November 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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With Halloween fast approaching, why not consider a Quark™ brand outfit for all your costume needs. Available at finer replimats everywhere #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: With Halloween approaching, I got you something special.. Panel 2 - Deanna: Really? How nice. Panel 3 - A Quark™ brand STARFLEET™ Standard Duty Uniform* *Sciences Division Panel 4 - Deanna: <reallu should have sensed that coming>
October 30, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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She should have seen that one coming #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: I'm attending a funeral next week, and while I'm gone, Mr. Data will be in charge. Panel 2 - Bev: Whatever you do, please don't make any jokes at the cemetary. Panel 3 - Jellico: Of course not, it's hard working a dead crowd. Panel 4 - Bev: <beat>
October 28, 2026 at 2:32 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
Years ago while I was still developing the whole meme format, I toyed with the idea of having a "Punny Pavel" spin-off. Never really got the traction that Jellico did. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

Rest in Piece Walter. You were the absolute best as Bester.
Panel 1 - Pavel: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Panel 2 - Jim: Panel 3 - Pavel: Because they taste funny. Panel 4 - Jim:
October 26, 2026 at 4:09 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
Another week begins aboard the Enterprise D #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Last night I dreamed I was invisible and so was my wife Panel 2 - RIker and Deanna brace for impact Panel 3 - Jellico: I'm not sure what we saw in each other. Panel 4 - Jellico: Our kids were nothing to look at either. Panel 5 - Riker and Deanna <yeah, that was pretty bad> Panel 6 - End Credits
October 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
Eggcellent #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: I think my quarters are haunted by the ghost of a chicken. Panel 2 - Deanna: It's a poultrygeist. Panel 3 - Riker: A fowl spirit. Panel 4 - Jellico: I'm going to gall an eggsorcist, to help it cross to the other side. Panel 5 - Riker: That's eggxactly what I would do. Panel 6 - Bev <beat> Panel 7 - Beverly: I'm leaving and you can all go straight to hell! Panel 8 - Blazin Bev tokes off into the sunset in a shuttlecraft
October 22, 2026 at 1:39 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
This scene from season 3's "The Enemy" was originally written differently. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Worf: You wanted to see me doctor? Panel 2 - Bev: Yes Lieutenant, please sit down. Panel 3 - Bev: Have you ever considered donating blood? Panel 4 - Worf: Once, but there were too many stupid question. Panel 5 - Worf: Where did you get it? Panel 6 - Worf: Whose blood is it? Panel 7 - Worf: Why is it in a bucket? Panel 8 - Bev: <I shouldn't have asked>
October 19, 2026 at 2:54 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
This little playlet is brought to you by the Booze Council, reminding you to stock up on alcoholic beverages for all your social occasions, because booze really satisfies.

Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!

B-double O-Z-E, booze!

#StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Why did the ghost go to Ten Forward? Panel 2 - Bev: Wait, what? Panel 3 - Jellico: Fo the Boos. Panel 4 - Bev <defeated>
October 16, 2026 at 3:17 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
Beverly hates this time of year. I wonder why?

#StarTrek #BlazinBev #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Bev: Jean-Luc, I just found out that my boyfriend is really a ghost Panel 2 - Picard: <wut?> Panel 3 - Bev: But to be honest, I had my suspicions from the moment he walked through the door. Panel 4 - Picard: <seriously?>
October 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Computer: One rimshot #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: What is it you'd say that you do here on the ship? Panel 2 - Guinan: I run Ten Forward and give advice on what drinks to order Panel 3 - Jellico: So you're a spirit guide. Panel 4 - Guinan: Panel 5 - Beverly: Panel 6 - Enterprise-D warps the fuck off.
October 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Since spooky season is here... #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: There's only one thing that scares me at Halloween. Panel 2 - Deanna: Which is? Panel 3 - Jellico: Exactly. Panel 4 - Deanna really should have seen that one coming!
October 7, 2026 at 2:57 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
An now: A PSA from Captain Edward Jellico, somewhere in the Alpha Quadrant. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - You recieve a subspace transmission... Panel 2 - Jellico: A tip for all the trick or treaters this year. Panel 3 - Jellico: If you want someone to come to the door... Panel 4 - Jellico: brass door knockers knock best. Panel 5 - Jellico: Whereas German sausages knock worst. Panel 6 - CONNECTION TERMINATED
October 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
Meanwhile... #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - A monitor Panel 2 - Admiral Janeway: Captain Jellico, what have I told you about violating the temporal prime directive? Panel 3 - Jellico: That no one does it better than you? Anyway, what do you call call sad coffee? Panel 4 - Admiral Janeway: I don't know, that sludge Neelix tried to serve me? Panel 5 - Jellico: Depresso. Panel 6 - CONNECTION TERMINATED
October 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
Always nice to hear from Quark #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: What can I do for you, Quark? Panel 2 - Quark: I've got some racing geese for sale. Panel 3 - Quark: Let me know if you want a quick gander. Panel 4- Jellico: <Damn, that was good> Panel 5 - Quark: <Of course it was good> Panel 6 - End Credits
September 24, 2026 at 4:46 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
Back to the grind #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Deanna: How would you describe yourself? Panel 2 - Jellico: Verbally. Panel 3 - Jellico: But I've also prepared a dance. Panel 4 - Deanna.... <FML>
September 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
Happy Friday to all who celebrate it. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: This is the fifth time you've been late for your duty shift this week. Panel 2 - Jellico: Do you know what that means? Panel 3 - Q: That it's Friday? Panel 4 - Q nopes out early and calls it ad ay.
September 18, 2026 at 2:16 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
Meanwhile....

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Now, I don't wany to cause any alarm, but I think someone in this room is an owl. Panel 2 - Deanna: Who? Panel 3 - Riker: Who? Panel 4 - Bev: <exhales> Who? <cough> Panel 5 - Jellico: My God, it's worse than I thought! Panel 6 - End Credits
September 16, 2026 at 2:29 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
I hope my decendants are still producing JellicoTrek: The Next Generation in 2063 so they can make some topical First Contact memes :D
September 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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Heyooo! #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Data: Panel 2 - Data: Panel 3 - Data: Panel 4 - Data: Panel 5 - Data: Panel 6 - Data: Even though I am an android... Panel 7 - Data: I do posess a fully functional sense of smell Panel 8 - End Credits (anyone actually read these?)
September 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
It's been a while since I posted regularly, so have a bonus episode #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Why is it so easy to remember the capital of Alaska? Panel 2 - Riker: No idea. Panel 3 - Jellico: Oh, c'mon... Panel 4 - Jellico: Juneau this! Panel 5 - Jellico Jaunt Panel 6 - End Credits
September 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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That’s enough for #JellicoTrek to live on forever in syndication! And as the legions of fans grow, so will conventions! Sign me up for #JelliCon 2026-2096. Ima cosplay as mirror universe Jellico 💪
September 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
Play us out... Johnny! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Garak: Captain Jellico, did you recieve the garment that I sent you? Panel 2 - Jellico: Yes I did, Mister Garak. Iv'e never worn a reversable jacket before. Panel 3 - Jellico: I can't wait to see how it turns out. Panel 4 - Jellico uses "End Credits" Panel 5 - Garak is NOT amused Panel 6 - The real end credits.
September 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
Sorry not sorry. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - I'm sorry if you don't like my terrible puns Panel 2 - Allow me to offer my apollo-gies
September 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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We now return to #StarTrek #JellicoTrek already in progress
Panel 1 - Jellico: I understand you're a bit of a card player. Panel 2 - Riker: I've played a hand or two. Panel 3 - Jellico: I was wondering if you could tell me why are toilets always so good at poker? Panel 4 - Jellico: Is it because they always get a flush? Panel 5 - Jellico Jaunt(tm) Panel 6 - End credits
September 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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abstract humour is when  #startrek_of_evil_1_point_ough_ds9 ferengi rome refuses to tell his name frustrating o do @trekonomicsbot @startrek @trekcore @stobiesgalaxy @stdeltashift @thedeltashift #jellicotrek  #couples # some #need #traumatherapy #ptsd #on #wellbeing @afnstuttgart .@afnstuttgart…
abstract humour is when  #startrek_of_evil_1_point_ough_ds9 ferengi rome refuses to tell his name frustrating o do @trekonomicsbot @startrek @trekcore @stobiesgalaxy @stdeltashift @thedeltashift #jellicotrek  #couples # some #need #traumatherapy #ptsd #on #wellbeing @afnstuttgart .@afnstuttgart @afn @afnradioeurope @snoppes
abstract humour is when #startrek_of_evil_1_point_ough_ds9 ferengi rome refuses to tell his name frustrating odo @trekonomicsbot @startrek @trekcore @stobiesgalaxy @stdeltashift @thedeltashift #jellicotrek #couples #some #need #traumatherapy #ptsd #on #wellbeing @afnstuttgart .@afnstuttgart @afn @afnradioeurope @snoppes ‎ the couplematching over simillarity is a forcemultiplier but not a game changer. often the extra teasing is missing. principally some are thatcomplicated that evenmatching is a challenge especially incomplicated situations.
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