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I made this just because I found it insanely funny. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #TheSimpsons
Panel 1 - Jellico: Lord Palmerston! Panel 2 - Rilker: Pitt the Elder!
May 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Arguably one of the more important days on the Trek calendar #startrek #jellicotrek
Title card from the 1992 episode Chain of Command pt 1.
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Sorry not sorry. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - I'm sorry if you don't like my terrible puns Panel 2 - Allow me to offer my apollo-gies
September 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Meanwhile, in Quark's #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Miles: I'm giving up drinking for a month Panel 2 - Miles: That came out wrong, sorry. Panel 3 - Miles: I'm giving up. Drinking for a month. Panel 4 - DS9 warps the fuck away
July 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Every. Damn Time. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Data: I enjoy telling dad jokes. Panel 2 - Geordi: <Thinking he's clever...> Does he laugh? Panel 3 - Jellico: Absolutely. Panel 4 - Geordi: <beat>
December 9, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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And now, the continuation... #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels. Panel 2 - Riker: Why? Panel 3 - Jellico: Sometimes. Panel 4 - <Slackjawed Riker and end credits>
March 18, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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I woke up to this back in 2019. Still blows my mind that it actually happened and a writer for ST:LD was a #JellicoTrek fan.

I didn't even have that logo availavble to buy on a shirt. Dude just went and had one made on his own.

#StarTrek #JellicoTrek #LowerDecks
A writer for Lower Decks went to a con wearing a shirt with a logo I designed.
August 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Not gonna lie, one of my favorite things I've accomplished during the 7 years of #JellicoTrek is making Edward and Quark friends.

Wow. 7 years. That's wild.
May 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Game recognizes game #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #CaptainJollyco
Panel 1 - Jellico: Deanna, did you know that Santa Claus is real? Panel 2 - Deanna: Yes, I can sense his presents. Panel 3 - Jelliico: Not bad. Panel 4 - End credits
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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An now: A PSA from Captain Edward Jellico, somewhere in the Alpha Quadrant. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - You recieve a subspace transmission... Panel 2 - Jellico: A tip for all the trick or treaters this year. Panel 3 - Jellico: If you want someone to come to the door... Panel 4 - Jellico: brass door knockers knock best. Panel 5 - Jellico: Whereas German sausages knock worst. Panel 6 - CONNECTION TERMINATED
October 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Jean who? #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Many years ago there once was a King who was only 12 inches tall Panel 2 - Q <looking like he should know this story> Panel 3 - Jellico: Terrible King, but made a great ruler. Panel 4 - Q: When does Jean-Luc get back?
January 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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It was a good try, Will. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Riker: I have 6 legs, 4 arms and 3 heads. What am I? Panel 2 - Jellico: A liar. Panel 3 - Riker, dumbfounded. Panel 4 - End credits.
May 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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We now return to #StarTrek #JellicoTrek already in progress
Panel 1 - Jellico: Say,Lemec... why can’t cats play poker in the grasslands? Panel 2 - Lemec: I don't know what those things are. Panel 3 - Jellico: Too many cheetahs! Panel 4 - Lemec <beat>
November 14, 2024 at 6:09 PM
captainjellico.bsky.social
Tonight... on an all new #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels. Panel 2 - Riker: Why? Panel 3 - Jellico: Sometimes. Panel 4 - Riker, stunned can only stare slack jawed as the credits begin to roll.
March 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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There's that Jellico Jaunt! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #StarTrekTNG
Panel 1 - Jellico: My wife and I had this long, pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important Panel 2 - Jellico <waiting> Panel 3 - Jellico: I won. Panel 4 - Engage Jellico Jaunt
March 16, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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Counselor Troi, earning her paycheck this week on #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: I'm afraid of big, dark, empty spaces, Deanna. Panel 2 - Deanna: A void? Panel 3 - Thanks, that's great advice. Panel 4 - End Credits.
May 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Something for #caturday anyone? #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 Data: I found out my cat, Spot is Himalayan. Panel 2 Data: I always find Himalayan on my workstation. Panel 3 Audience: <clapping and laughing because they know funny Panel 4 Data: <enjoying the spotlight>
November 16, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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Back to the grind #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Deanna: How would you describe yourself? Panel 2 - Jellico: Verbally. Panel 3 - Jellico: But I've also prepared a dance. Panel 4 - Deanna.... <FML>
September 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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I give up Data, why did the chicken cross the road? No wait. What where we talking about? #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Data: What do you know about atoms? Panel 2 - Jellico: Very little. Panel 3 - Data: Besides that. Panel 4 - Stumped, and end credits
May 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I hope they have comfortable boots #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: I hope you're all well rested... Panel 2 - Jellico: Because today we begin a 31 day March. Panel 3 - RIker and Troi, baffled Panel 4 - End Credits
March 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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It's D&D night aboard the D, and Deanna gets one over on Captain Jellico #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #StarTrekTNG #DnD
Deanna: I polymorh myself into a bird and I fly the cart over the wall. Jellico: What bird can lift an entire wooden cart? Deanna: A crane. End credits.
February 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Happy Friday to all who celebrate #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Nog: Knock-knock. Panel 2 - Miles: Who's there? Panel 3 - Nog: Gladys Panel 4 - Miles: Gladys who? Panel 5 - Nog: Gladys Friday. See you Monday, Chief! Panel 6 - Miles, suffering.
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Quark meant well #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: What can I do for you, Quark? Panel 2 - Quark: As it turns out, I've completely misunderstood Pride month... Panel 3 - Quark <probably questioning all manner of decisions> Panel 4 - Anyway, can I interest you in buying 12 lions?
June 1, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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The audacity of it! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Delta shift will be due to come on duty in two hours. I expect you to have it fully manned and ready when it does. Is that clear?
September 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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It's the thought that counts #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #Halloween
Panel 1 - Jellico: With Halloween approaching, I got you something special. Panel 2 - Deanna: Really? How nice. Panel 3 - It's a Standard Duty Uniform(from Quark's so you know it's "quality" Panel 4 - Deanna, ashamed she walked right into that one.
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM