#JetWashing
My neighbour is out there jetwashing 😭😭😭😭😭
May 3, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Is the west end not experiencing the same drought as the rest of London?
August 11, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Was meant to be in the back garden but got waylaid jetwashing the driveway instead. Then had to resand it too! Least it’s raining tomorrow 😍
March 23, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Doing DIY, building works, gardening, jetwashing and all the rest of the things that make loads of noise should be illegal before 9am. Just because you've been up since 5am doesn't mean the rest of us need to be at stupid fucking o'clock too.
September 25, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Yes, love to see someone *jetwashing their drive* during a drought
July 30, 2026 at 9:43 AM
I'm in bed, windows shut and the noise is ridiculous.

When I wake at 6am I'm jetwashing, see how you like that!
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Well that was an odd day! Physio cancelled, first session cancelled and a no show! 😳🙄 Let’s hope the rest of the week isn’t like this!

Have spent time pruning my apple tree and jetwashing one of the patios to get over it 😂😅 Have a fab evening 😍
March 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I can... But you would have to be okay with jetwashing him, and possibly the area he ate it in... It's a messy business.
October 2, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Man opposite is jetwashing his house 😳
May 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
They were jetwashing the building and of course, all the dirt and water was dripping on pedestrians squeezing past on the right.
July 4, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Started using a waterflosser and I'm basically jetwashing my mouth?
March 30, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Anyone who thinks jetwashing looks like fun … after four solid hours jetwashing the pool safety cover I can assure you it’s not any fun at all!!!
July 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Looks like he needs jetwashing.
August 21, 2026 at 10:34 PM
My flat is still being 'dismantled', someone is jetwashing outside (loudly, how else?), I'm bleeding.
All I have for you today is these ducks.
Quack.
April 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Good morning everyone
Our garden helpers are here for the penultimate time, turning compost heaps. I’m cracking on with the handover document, OH is jetwashing owl poo. It’s all go here!!
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 AM
One of my neighbours is jetwashing at 9pm on a Friday night. Can I get an alibi please?
July 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A neighbour is jetwashing their camper van. Looking at my desiccated lawns and shrubs, that makes me feel quite angry....
August 16, 2026 at 10:12 AM
I had a sexual encounter with a girl who was the soccerette representing Luton Town.

That was a good weekend. This weekend I am jetwashing the drive.

Getting old is shit.
February 13, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Definitely worth the hard work when you see the results. #jetwashing
April 8, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Currently jetwashing the patio, before (left) after (right), those black spots are a right pain to remove 😩
March 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
#OnAWednesday
Well deserved after mowing the lawn and jetwashing the trampoline.
April 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Beautiful gentle rain continues so I’ve been jetwashing the huge covered terrace. We have barn owls and little owls who roost here (what a privilege!) and the amount of poo they produce is extraordinary. It’s white and sets like concrete, very difficult to remove even with a strong jet washer.
August 14, 2024 at 9:24 AM
I like killing space pirates, having legs held together by metal, and watching my grandson jetwashing my car.

All marvels of technology.
April 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
We’ve an hour’s free electricity at 2, so lads, I’m going to be both doing laundry and jetwashing the gardens. I know, such an exciting life!
August 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Might be the big food shop.
And more jetwashing 🙄

What about you?
March 22, 2026 at 9:05 AM