Spring-heeled Jack leaping 30 feet up, exhaling blue flame, drop-kicking a cultist and yelling at Johnny:

"Splendid form, my beefy pugilist! Though your footwork resembles a drunken walrus!"

Johnny Bones is coming.

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Frankenstein's Monster in a tailored suit, lighting a cigar-sized blunt called pitch forks, hurling a drunk occultist like an artillery shell into cultists while roaring with laughter.

Frankie doesn't do nuance.

Johnny Bones is coming.

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3:00 AM in the astral: non-Euclidean nightmares and roaring bloodline Vikings.

3:00 AM in the physical: sitting in a 24 hr diner booth with bleeding knuckles, ordering hash browns.

Splatterpunk hits different.

Johnny Bones is coming.

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Outside the estate's subterranean vault, a 7 foot Cyclops and a slick haired crossroads demon were halfway through a cutthroat game of Go Fish.

They didn't even drop their cards when the doors hissed open.

Johnny Bones is coming.

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Normal people at 3:00 AM: doom scrolling, staring at the ceiling, thinking about high school.

Johnny Bones at 3:00 AM: on 4g of mushrooms, dislocating his jaw, and stabbing a demon with broken bar glass.

Go to sleep. Johnny Bones is coming.

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He didn't just feel angry. He felt like picking a fight with God in a Denny's parking lot.

If you like your metaphysics served with Muay Thai knees, living occult tattoos, and pure spite, Johnny Bones is coming for you.

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Urban fantasy protags usually have a tragic brooding backstory and a magical trench coat.

Johnny Bones is naked in a Massachusetts speakeasy beating a Goetic demon with another cultist's severed arm.

We are not the same. Johnny Bones drops soon.

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"He pressed the flat of the black steel against his outer thighs and the blades sank directly into his flesh, seamlessly sheathing inside his own biology."

Twin reality cutting daggers and a 1 1/2 foot tall pirate imp.

Johnny Bones is coming.

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Johnny Bones isn't an exorcist. He’s an astral brawler and bloodline berserker who hunts corporate cultists like an unlicensed hitman.

If your occult novel doesn’t feature Goetic demons catching Muay Thai knees in a speakeasy, what are we doing?

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Most exorcists bring holy water and Latin prayers. Johnny Bones brought four grams of mushrooms, living Goetic runes tattooed down his forearms, and a vicious left hook.

Sneak peek from the Johnny Bones manuscript.

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RT: @johnnybones Oh go on then, I'll fight next Saturday. He's a tough opponent, but I reckon I can beat Demetrious.

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