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Why can’t you cook an egg in the microwave? Because the other one gets stuck in the door.

#JokesThatOnlyWorkInSpanish

April 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM

Why can’t you cook an egg in the microwave? Because the other one gets stuck in the door.

#JokesThatOnlyWorkInSpanish

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