#JonS
JUST IN: Former "Broadview Six" defendants seek special counsel to investigate, and possibly prosecute, Chicago U.S. Attorney's Office officials for criminal contempt.

Full filing: cst.brightspotcdn.com/ca/86/6e85af...
June 17, 2026 at 5:47 AM
how is it there are two Pod Jons and two separate, additional Atlantic Jons
January 25, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Fuck yeah he is
May 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hell. Yes. fuck em up bsky.app/profile/jons...
JUST IN: Former "Broadview Six" defendants seek special counsel to investigate, and possibly prosecute, Chicago U.S. Attorney's Office officials for criminal contempt.

Full filing: cst.brightspotcdn.com/ca/86/6e85af...
June 17, 2026 at 11:15 AM
david jons 23 euro
March 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Yo fui a JONS.
April 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Pappa Jons could never
September 24, 2026 at 6:20 PM
ah, well, nevertheless

thank u jons and ME unions
anyway the question at this point with Platner is whether he's just a creep with women or if there's gonna be bona fide sexual assault allegations
July 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Carmen Calvo de las JONS nunca defrauda.
March 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
ingredience ..... pizza . .. ... Popof Jons.
February 23, 2026 at 2:16 AM
OH MY GOD NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU THOUGHT THE TRANSCRIPT MIGHT BE, IT'S WORSE

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NEW: The transcript of today's sealed hearing in the "Broadview Six" case IS IN.

Read it here: cst.brightspotcdn.com/95/75/a403b7...
May 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Correction: the speaker is Favreau, not Lovett. Got my Pod Jons mixed up
August 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Thank you for saving America, Jons
November 17, 2024 at 4:50 AM
I think we also see the effects of staying on Vichy Twitter, I seriously doubt the Pod Jons would have made excuses like this pre-2022
sorry I couldn’t find a version of this meme where both of the arms are white
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
By my count, Cristal Caballero would be the 14th Operation Midway Blitz defendant to have criminal charges dropped, with 17 defendants remaining. No convictions so far.
Federal prosecutors in Chicago are dropping another case tied to Operation Midway Blitz. This time it's USA v. Cristal Caballero, which had been set for a preliminary hearing Monday.

Motion below, followed by excerpts from the criminal complaint.
December 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ellis points to this testimony from CBP agent Kristopher Hewson.

"Clearly, what he said was 'hit them,'" Ellis says.

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Hewson can be heard saying something on the video.

Loevy: "It sure sounds like 'hit 'em'."

Hewson: "No, I was saying 'get 'em'."
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
pod jons reaching levels of washed never thought possible
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Leaving weird uncle jons place 🏃‍♀️
December 14, 2024 at 8:18 AM
JUST IN: The prosecutor at the center of Chicago's "Broadview Six" scandal has retired after being told by the U.S. attorney's office she was not allowed to intervene in court, her attorneys say.
U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros' office told Mecklenburg that she was not allowed to file anything on her own behalf as a DOJ employee, her attorneys say.

So, effective today, she has retired.
September 24, 2026 at 8:15 PM
From Christopher Parente, attorney for former "Broadview Six" defendant Brian Straw:
June 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
But now see this:
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JUST IN: U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros says any claim that his office opened a criminal investigation into E. Jean Carroll is "categorically false."
May 29, 2026 at 12:28 AM
dropping off some Jons
#themagnusarchives
October 18, 2024 at 6:16 AM
His seed took on the first tie, but Tormund’s knot is still needed to chase away the haze of Jons first heat
August 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis just handed down the written opinion version of her preliminary injunction order, regarding use of force by federal agents in Chicago.

It's the one already put on hold by the 7th Circuit.

It's 233 pages.

Here you go: cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb...
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM