Anyone else feel like they’re trying to kill us off? 🤷♀️
April 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Anyone else feel like they’re trying to kill us off? 🤷♀️
Brexit killed off the the Tories, its killing off Labour. Force Farage to defend Brexit and it’ll kill off Reform too.
May 18, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Brexit killed off the the Tories, its killing off Labour. Force Farage to defend Brexit and it’ll kill off Reform too.
May 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
we’d love to turn off the machine that convinces children to kill themselves, but we can’t really justify losing our ability to lay off customer service agents, now can we?
August 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
we’d love to turn off the machine that convinces children to kill themselves, but we can’t really justify losing our ability to lay off customer service agents, now can we?
Thought they’ll gladly ship your money off to Venezuela but only to kill fishermen and the occasional cocaine dealer
JD Vance: "We believe in honoring your father and mother rather than shipping all their money off to Ukraine"
December 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Thought they’ll gladly ship your money off to Venezuela but only to kill fishermen and the occasional cocaine dealer
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
May 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”
May 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
August 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
Cutting off grants to academia, pausing clinical trials, etc., is key to this administration’s plan to kill higher education. Targeting intellectuals is textbook fascism.
January 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Cutting off grants to academia, pausing clinical trials, etc., is key to this administration’s plan to kill higher education. Targeting intellectuals is textbook fascism.
Trump packed labor agencies with corporate insiders to kill unions, but Massachusetts just blew the doors off the scheme. 70,000 Uber and Lyft drivers just successfully unionized—the biggest private worker union win since 1941. Read the historic update: 👇
www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/judge-kill...
www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/judge-kill...
June 2, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Trump packed labor agencies with corporate insiders to kill unions, but Massachusetts just blew the doors off the scheme. 70,000 Uber and Lyft drivers just successfully unionized—the biggest private worker union win since 1941. Read the historic update: 👇
www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/judge-kill...
www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/judge-kill...
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
August 23, 2026 at 12:31 PM
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
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Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
April 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
Do not villain bat Zul'jan. Do not kill off Zul'jan.
This is both an act of war *and* a war crime, as it is similar to cutting off water or destroying power plants. It's designed to kill civilians.
JD Vance: "We're announcing today that we have decided to temporarily halt certain amounts of Medicaid funding that is going to the state of Minnesota in order to ensure that the state of Minnesota takes its obligations seriously to be good stewards of the American people's tax money."
February 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This is both an act of war *and* a war crime, as it is similar to cutting off water or destroying power plants. It's designed to kill civilians.
It’s not supporting the troops to send them off to kill and die in an illegal war of aggression whose purpose is to make sure that their votes don’t count.
February 28, 2026 at 8:01 PM
It’s not supporting the troops to send them off to kill and die in an illegal war of aggression whose purpose is to make sure that their votes don’t count.
Do not stop existing as it pisses them off.
Make yourself hard to kill.
Make yourself hard to kill.
November 6, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Do not stop existing as it pisses them off.
Make yourself hard to kill.
Make yourself hard to kill.
"I'm off to kill the most powerful man in the world."
- Phantasy Star (Sega Master System)
- Phantasy Star (Sega Master System)
January 21, 2026 at 11:47 PM
"I'm off to kill the most powerful man in the world."
- Phantasy Star (Sega Master System)
- Phantasy Star (Sega Master System)
IN FACT, I never kill off people I don't like in my books, why would I give them the honor of existing in my prose. I only kill off friends, often messily, and usually with their permission ("Hey, mind if I totally kill a character with your name?"). Most are delighted to be (fictionally) offed.
I wonder how many of these online jerks will end up in one of your books and meet a gruesome and humiliating demise? :-)
May 28, 2026 at 12:50 PM
IN FACT, I never kill off people I don't like in my books, why would I give them the honor of existing in my prose. I only kill off friends, often messily, and usually with their permission ("Hey, mind if I totally kill a character with your name?"). Most are delighted to be (fictionally) offed.
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August 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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By allowing Republicans to kill off their base with dangerous foods and ineffective medicine, Democrats may be playing the long game.
December 31, 2024 at 10:19 PM
By allowing Republicans to kill off their base with dangerous foods and ineffective medicine, Democrats may be playing the long game.
They had to kill papalymo because otherwise the hag off between him and Emet Selch would’ve been too powerful
May 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
They had to kill papalymo because otherwise the hag off between him and Emet Selch would’ve been too powerful