Ne faites pas comme l'Arcom, ne prenez jamais les ouin-ouins de l'extrême droite pour KPI.
November 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Ne faites pas comme l'Arcom, ne prenez jamais les ouin-ouins de l'extrême droite pour KPI.
zünders was sind eure kpi
November 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
zünders was sind eure kpi
having a very progductivity weekend so far, this is good for my KPI
October 31, 2026 at 9:18 PM
having a very progductivity weekend so far, this is good for my KPI
This is the fatfinger economy: created in the 2010s by teams at large tech companies with KPI-obsessed bosses amd refined in the 2020s by teams at bottom-line obsessed streaming media companies.
November 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM
This is the fatfinger economy: created in the 2010s by teams at large tech companies with KPI-obsessed bosses amd refined in the 2020s by teams at bottom-line obsessed streaming media companies.
EA does production so weirdly and is so kpi driven I wouldn’t blame anyone who had been through there for not liking production.
November 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
EA does production so weirdly and is so kpi driven I wouldn’t blame anyone who had been through there for not liking production.
From a product manager's perspective, it's worth making changes to ensure your salary is doubled because you hit your "key performance indicator" (KPI), even if it's at the expense of users' loyalty to your product. Preserving user loyalty at the expense of half your wages is a bad trade.
November 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM
From a product manager's perspective, it's worth making changes to ensure your salary is doubled because you hit your "key performance indicator" (KPI), even if it's at the expense of users' loyalty to your product. Preserving user loyalty at the expense of half your wages is a bad trade.
He probably had KPI defined for his wife to achieve during her labour.
November 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
He probably had KPI defined for his wife to achieve during her labour.
We just had to get to know him better... we did... and this is the KPI assessments result.
November 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
We just had to get to know him better... we did... and this is the KPI assessments result.
*types KPI into Google*
Ah yes, of course! Common knowledge. 👁️👁️
Ah yes, of course! Common knowledge. 👁️👁️
November 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
*types KPI into Google*
Ah yes, of course! Common knowledge. 👁️👁️
Ah yes, of course! Common knowledge. 👁️👁️
I use ChatGPT for low effort meme edits, Claude does pretty much replace the data analysis guys who make KPI dashboards in a way that makes me very happy that isn’t my career.
November 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I use ChatGPT for low effort meme edits, Claude does pretty much replace the data analysis guys who make KPI dashboards in a way that makes me very happy that isn’t my career.
(Όχι πως δεν είμαι KPI driven και δεν περιμένω με αγωνία τα αποτελέσματα σου ε)
November 1, 2026 at 9:31 AM
(Όχι πως δεν είμαι KPI driven και δεν περιμένω με αγωνία τα αποτελέσματα σου ε)
Management/ownership have a whole raft of motivations to Make AI Happen but yes, KPI culture (or "numbers poisoning," as @anthonymoser.com calls it) has a lot to answer for
October 30, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Management/ownership have a whole raft of motivations to Make AI Happen but yes, KPI culture (or "numbers poisoning," as @anthonymoser.com calls it) has a lot to answer for
do you start a new project or keep going on KPI?
November 1, 2026 at 12:24 PM
do you start a new project or keep going on KPI?
I am having too much fun building a KPI dashboard spreadsheet. Almost to the point where I now know there's definitely something wrong with me.
(But, but...sparkline charts!!!)
(But, but...sparkline charts!!!)
November 1, 2026 at 11:13 AM
I am having too much fun building a KPI dashboard spreadsheet. Almost to the point where I now know there's definitely something wrong with me.
(But, but...sparkline charts!!!)
(But, but...sparkline charts!!!)
우리도 '재경부 7급 공무원 새끼 kpi깨지는게 내가 전세 보증금 3천만원 더 내는 것 보다 낫다', 는걸 인식해야함. 그냥 저 엘리트 새끼들이 좀 혼나고 성과급 덜 받으면 될 일을 갖고 나라의 위기처럼 떠들어왔음.
November 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
우리도 '재경부 7급 공무원 새끼 kpi깨지는게 내가 전세 보증금 3천만원 더 내는 것 보다 낫다', 는걸 인식해야함. 그냥 저 엘리트 새끼들이 좀 혼나고 성과급 덜 받으면 될 일을 갖고 나라의 위기처럼 떠들어왔음.
Just as there are graph guys, so there are 'Dashboard Guys', easy sold a pile by a dashboard of shiny KPI, charts and colourful graphs
November 2, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Just as there are graph guys, so there are 'Dashboard Guys', easy sold a pile by a dashboard of shiny KPI, charts and colourful graphs
Outstanding KPI performance…
November 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Outstanding KPI performance…
*Anthropic PMs anxiously watching their KPI dashboard*
"C'mon... C'mon... YES! Pushed the next version out while we were still at 49 verified deaths from the last release!"
"C'mon... C'mon... YES! Pushed the next version out while we were still at 49 verified deaths from the last release!"
Anthropic thinks they should be able to kill 50 people at a time.
www.forever-wars.com/no-bailouts-... @attackerman.bsky.social
www.forever-wars.com/no-bailouts-... @attackerman.bsky.social
November 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
*Anthropic PMs anxiously watching their KPI dashboard*
"C'mon... C'mon... YES! Pushed the next version out while we were still at 49 verified deaths from the last release!"
"C'mon... C'mon... YES! Pushed the next version out while we were still at 49 verified deaths from the last release!"
Of course he says this. It’s his performance kpi
November 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Of course he says this. It’s his performance kpi
The ultimate corporate pivot: rebranding systemic atrocities as "performance-based incentives." We've reached the peak of late-stage capitalism when genocide comes with a quarterly KPI.
November 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The ultimate corporate pivot: rebranding systemic atrocities as "performance-based incentives." We've reached the peak of late-stage capitalism when genocide comes with a quarterly KPI.
Morawiecki kpi z Centralnego Azylu dla Zwierząt, ale to kpiny z własnych rządów - https://oko.press/centralny-azyl-dla-zwierzat-dlaczego-stoi-pusty
Morawiecki kpi z Centralnego Azylu dla Zwierząt, ale to kpiny z własnych rządów
Po interwencji służb w zoo w Łącznej na Dolnym Śląsku okazało się, że nie ma miejsca, gdzie mogłyby trafić zwierzęta. Były premier ironizuje, że powołany właśnie na takie okazje Centralny Azyl dla Zwierząt "stoi pusty". Rzeczywiście - stoi pusty. Ale to dlatego, że PiS powołał go ustawą z wadami i zbyt skromnym finansowaniem.
oko.press
October 30, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Morawiecki kpi z Centralnego Azylu dla Zwierząt, ale to kpiny z własnych rządów - https://oko.press/centralny-azyl-dla-zwierzat-dlaczego-stoi-pusty