#Keanussance
LightNews LightNews
simifresh.bsky.social
the keanussance ✨ #bbsky #LCDLF6
May 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
optimstie.bsky.social
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Keanussance is nothing short of *magical.*
April 15, 2024 at 9:54 PM
yarden.bsky.social
10 years ago John Wick released in theaters
10 years ago the "Keanussance" began
10 years ago I fell in love with the movie after going to see it and it continues to be my favorite film series
10 years ago I learned that killing people is fine, but only for revenge 🐶
#JohnWick
October 24, 2024 at 1:37 PM
thebeercolonel.bsky.social
Keeping up the Keanussance with Bram Stoker's Dracula on ye olde Blu-ray. (Humphrey Twistleton's was unavailable), mainly to study what an accent masterclass this picture is.
September 21, 2026 at 7:56 PM
marlasinging.bsky.social
Many years after my Keanussance, finally watching Constantine.
Keanu Reeves as Constantine, smoking a cigarette in a crowded hallway, looking all cool and edgy.
June 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
Watching Bill & Ted pay off the early-seeded time-travel plot points is more satisfying than a lot of other sci-fi out there. #B&TEA
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“For a very dumb movie, it’s a very smart movie.” -Jake, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 1: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
May 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
Perhaps The Matrix Reloaded should have just stayed a video game. #Keanussance
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“When it switched to the CG partway through that fight, I was like, ‘Wow, if this was a PS3 cutscene, I’d’ve been blown away.’” -Chris, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 6: Smiths for Days
June 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
Someone get Mikhail Shaidorov on doing a figure skating program to "Spybreak" from The Matrix. We badly need to see him nerd out some more! #Keanussance
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“I hope there’s a gymnast out there who’s done a floor routine to ‘Spybreak’ cuz that would be great.” -Ames, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 5: A Trip to Grandma's Goes Wrong
June 22, 2026 at 6:25 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
Our lad Keanu deeply phoned in the most ridiculous soliloquy in film, so who else wants a crack at it? It can't possibly get worse. #JohnnyMnemonic #Keanussance
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“One of my life’s goals is to somehow get Tom Hanks to record the wasteland soliloquy and post it online.” -Chris, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 4: Cyberpunk 2021
June 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
It's like how unless a product has a certain % of milkfat, it can't be called "ice cream." The Matrix Revolutions is the frozen dairy dessert of movies. 🍨 #Keanussance
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“For a film called The Matrix [Revolutions], we spend fucking barely any of this film in The Matrix.” -Jake, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 7: The Underbakedtrix
July 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
The rule of threes works best in comedy, not in repetitive action sequences like in The Matrix Revolutions. #Keanussance
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“When they did the thing when they punch each other and it causes a shockwave that pushes all the rain out and it’s dry for a second, like, that was cool. The first time. And then they did it two more times!” -Jake, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 7: The Underbakedtrix
July 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
To be fair, Jones might be the only decent acting we see in Johnny Mnemonic, and he's a puppet. 🐬🐬🐬 #Keanussance
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“By the way, when I say, ‘Dolph Lundgren, putting on the best performance of the film,’ that’s not a compliment. Dolph Lundgren may have been the only one that was acting, I’m not sure.” -Jake, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 4: Cyberpunk 2021
June 16, 2026 at 12:34 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
Sadly, Eddie Van Halen was having health issues at the time and has since passed, but what a culmination it would have been if he could have shown up in #Bill&Ted. #Keanussance
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“I’ve got to admit: When they showed Dave Grohl from behind, I was kind of fingers-crossed for it to be Eddie Van Halen.” -Chris, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 3: Bill & Ted's Delayed Threequel
June 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
Can there by a drone display of the Neo–Smith flying-in-the-rain fight from The Matrix Revolutions? Now that'd be a show! #Keanussance
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“Agent Smith gets all these screengrabbable moments like the one where he’s just IN THE SKY, FLEXING, and then there’s lightning behind him. Oh my god, are YOU the hero?” -Ames, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 7: The Underbakedtrix
July 4, 2026 at 1:42 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
Thanks again to our New Jersey specialist Liz for dropping into cyberspace with us to request some room service. #JohnnyMnemonic #Keanussance
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
"Welcome to 1990s near-future dystopia! We’ve got: Cynical corporatism, Extreme income inequality, East Asian economic dominance, Brain viruses, AT&T, Technometal opera, Yakuza, The internet is a series of streets, Free City of Newark!" -Guest Star Liz: A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 4: Cyberpunk 2021
June 17, 2026 at 3:41 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
Somehow the effects of the original Matrix holds up so damn well while the sequels look like poorly aged CGI. Do we need a practical effects renaissance? #Keanussance
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“Here’s the problem with this movie. This movie—and I mean this as an insult—feels very modern, in that it is 90% a big CG dustup where you can’t follow anything.” -Chris, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 7: The Underbakedtrix
July 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
Despite how brilliant Station is supposed to be, the Good Robot Usses are still fairly horrifying. Impressive, but horrifying. #Bill&Ted #Keanussance
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“Little me, when I first saw this movie, was scared to fucking death of the Good Robots. The design, the creepy digitized voices, the jerky way they moved. They were supposed to be the good ones, and I was scared shitless as a little boy.” -Chris, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 2: Bill & Ted's Underwhelming Sequel
May 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
It's a bit telling when Jake, who put the original Matrix film in his top 5 sci-fi movies list, was so underwhelmed by Reloaded that he never bothered catching Revolutions. #TheMatrix #Keanussance
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“I was so excited for The Matrix Reloaded to come out. ... And I remember going and watching it, and I left the theatre and my only thought was ‘What the fuck was that?’ and I never saw the 3rd one in theaters.” -Jake, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 6: Smiths for Days
July 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
We find ourselves a bit let down by the second installment of Bill & Ted as we continue going through selections of the #Keanu oeuvre this week as we continue our #shoreleave between #startrek series
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
Shore Leave - Keanussance 02: Bill & Ted's Underwhelming Sequel
Next stop on our Shore Leave jaunt is "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey" and what can we say but: at least William Sadler is a delight. Your stalwarts find themselves a bit underwhelmed by this odd sequel,
soundcloud.com
May 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
j0nsmith.bsky.social
Ha yeah I haven’t checked it out but I remember it popped up on criterion channel a while back, movie’s grown legs in recent years in the post-Wick Keanussance. Movies were better when Rollins would show up randomly. He was in Heat and Lost Highway after this
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
marlasinging.bsky.social
Oh yes! My Keanussance! Sometimes I dive into the works of a particular actor and I want to see everything from them.

I quietly did that with the actor Robert Sheehan in 2020, as well. I made an attempt with Drew Barrymore, but I really needed my trusty library card that time.
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
We're taking a bit of a #startrek break before diving into #picard. This time we'll be looking at selections from the oeuvre of Keanu Reeves, so we're starting where you know we have to: "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"!
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
Shore Leave - Keanussance 01: Cleverly-Seeded Time Frippery
We're taking one of our patented Shore Leave breaks before the next leg of
soundcloud.com
May 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
It's what was originally the end of the story with "The Matrix Revolutions" It is...loud #keanu #thematrix
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
Shore Leave - Keanussance 07: The Underbakedtrix
It's the original end of "The Matrix" trilogy as we take a look at the very noisy "The Matrix Revolutions"! We've got a big CG battle loaded with characters we don't care about, we've got another visi
soundcloud.com
July 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
If a villain every needs motivation for their character, escaping '90s aesthetics is perfectly reasonable. #Bill&Ted
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“De Nomolos does not like the excellent life that everyone is living under Bill & Ted, and I’ll be honest, I don’t blame him: I saw the clothes, they were terrible.” -Caitlin, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 2: Bill & Ted's Underwhelming Sequel
May 25, 2026 at 6:08 PM
sshbpodcast.bsky.social
If Marty McFly were failing English like Bill & Ted, would Doc Brown have driven him through history for his final exam? I think not. #B&TEA
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
“A lot of this movie feels to me at some points like this is Back to the Future if Marty had a friend. And was more dopey.” -Ames, A Star to Steer Her By, Keanussance 1: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
May 18, 2026 at 2:34 PM