I just tested and I'm in ketosis 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
May 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I just tested and I'm in ketosis 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Before the discovery of insulin T1D was a death sentence - people would walk miles and miles every day, little more than shambling skeletons, as ketosis ravaged their bodies.
September 22, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Before the discovery of insulin T1D was a death sentence - people would walk miles and miles every day, little more than shambling skeletons, as ketosis ravaged their bodies.
I am devastated to report that staying in ketosis and a calorie deficit led to a noticeable reduction in body fat while trying to “out-train” pizza and cake did not
February 21, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I am devastated to report that staying in ketosis and a calorie deficit led to a noticeable reduction in body fat while trying to “out-train” pizza and cake did not
Obviously no ketosis, but the meal plan is similar
January 18, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Obviously no ketosis, but the meal plan is similar
Here's my conversation with Cory Booker. We talked about ketosis, unanimous consent, the Whitaker whiplash, and how he's hoping to inspire the public to protest. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/cory-bo...
Cory Booker’s 26th Hour
For more than a day between Monday night and Tuesday evening this...
talkingpointsmemo.com
April 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Here's my conversation with Cory Booker. We talked about ketosis, unanimous consent, the Whitaker whiplash, and how he's hoping to inspire the public to protest. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/cory-bo...
My worst ex from a billion years ago went on this diet and it was absolutely foul. He stank like rotting meat all the time due to ketosis. I moved out lol
August 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
My worst ex from a billion years ago went on this diet and it was absolutely foul. He stank like rotting meat all the time due to ketosis. I moved out lol
"Boss I'm tired. I've been here 20 hours."
"You can eat when the breathalyzer says you're in ketosis."
"You can eat when the breathalyzer says you're in ketosis."
July 24, 2026 at 12:59 AM
"Boss I'm tired. I've been here 20 hours."
"You can eat when the breathalyzer says you're in ketosis."
"You can eat when the breathalyzer says you're in ketosis."
At the gym while experiencing ketosis by accident help
September 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
At the gym while experiencing ketosis by accident help
All the oral hygiene in the world won't cure your ketosis breath, love
March 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
All the oral hygiene in the world won't cure your ketosis breath, love
hitting that blunt so hard i go into ketosis
June 12, 2023 at 7:13 PM
hitting that blunt so hard i go into ketosis
Ketosis: finally reached! Qrik feeling pretty good-good now-now!
May 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Ketosis: finally reached! Qrik feeling pretty good-good now-now!
Ooh baby i love how you look like a shrinkwrapped bag of potatoes. You smell like nailpolish remover because you are constantly in ketosis like you are dying on the oregan trail
Ooh let me hold you upright because you are about to faint.
Awoogah.
Ooh let me hold you upright because you are about to faint.
Awoogah.
July 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Ooh baby i love how you look like a shrinkwrapped bag of potatoes. You smell like nailpolish remover because you are constantly in ketosis like you are dying on the oregan trail
Ooh let me hold you upright because you are about to faint.
Awoogah.
Ooh let me hold you upright because you are about to faint.
Awoogah.
ketosis breathe is no joke
August 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
ketosis breathe is no joke
and you're asking some homeless guy who's starving to figure out his macros so he can stay in ketosis so he doesn't get psychotic because he had a muffin somebody gave him?? fuck you dude haha
April 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
and you're asking some homeless guy who's starving to figure out his macros so he can stay in ketosis so he doesn't get psychotic because he had a muffin somebody gave him?? fuck you dude haha
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September 22, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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i think im in ketosis whoops
January 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
i think im in ketosis whoops
offered ex a Cheeto and he's like "no thanks. I'm trying to get into ketosis."
me, eating Cheetos, staring at the side of his face for a long time, thoughtfully. finally: "I'm in cheetosis."
me, eating Cheetos, staring at the side of his face for a long time, thoughtfully. finally: "I'm in cheetosis."
August 23, 2024 at 12:55 AM
offered ex a Cheeto and he's like "no thanks. I'm trying to get into ketosis."
me, eating Cheetos, staring at the side of his face for a long time, thoughtfully. finally: "I'm in cheetosis."
me, eating Cheetos, staring at the side of his face for a long time, thoughtfully. finally: "I'm in cheetosis."
January 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"I started fasting on Friday...I knew from doing intermittent fasting that when I’m in ketosis I get wicked energy and clarity of thought."
More on that wicked energy in Walker's great piece below 👇
More on that wicked energy in Walker's great piece below 👇
Here's my conversation with Cory Booker. We talked about ketosis, unanimous consent, the Whitaker whiplash, and how he's hoping to inspire the public to protest. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/cory-bo...
Cory Booker’s 26th Hour
For more than a day between Monday night and Tuesday evening this...
talkingpointsmemo.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"I started fasting on Friday...I knew from doing intermittent fasting that when I’m in ketosis I get wicked energy and clarity of thought."
More on that wicked energy in Walker's great piece below 👇
More on that wicked energy in Walker's great piece below 👇
by 2027 the nba finals will be sponsored by partake and ashwaganda. in the age of hangxiety, ketosis and cold plunges, michelob — a low carb beer — is merely a bridge between eras.
the old guard freaking out about the thunder kids not drinking/being uncool is exactly what’s going to make them cool
June 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
by 2027 the nba finals will be sponsored by partake and ashwaganda. in the age of hangxiety, ketosis and cold plunges, michelob — a low carb beer — is merely a bridge between eras.