KEVIN: So it’s torturing a simulation of me?
ME: Yup!
KEVIN: But not me.
ME: Nope!
KEVIN: WHY WOULD I CARE?!?
ME: Ohhhhh, well, see, they think they’re already in a simulation—
KEVIN: *gets out his book and attempts to ignore me*
KEVIN: So it’s torturing a simulation of me?
ME: Yup!
KEVIN: But not me.
ME: Nope!
KEVIN: WHY WOULD I CARE?!?
ME: Ohhhhh, well, see, they think they’re already in a simulation—
KEVIN: *gets out his book and attempts to ignore me*
ME: The one about Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality?
KEVIN: The what
ME: Harry Potter and the Methods of…I swear it’s a real thing.
KEVIN: I know. You wouldn’t make up something that stupid.
ME: The one about Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality?
KEVIN: The what
ME: Harry Potter and the Methods of…I swear it’s a real thing.
KEVIN: I know. You wouldn’t make up something that stupid.
Artist: Kevin Chapman 🖤
Artist: Kevin Chapman 🖤
ME: …and then it was labeled an information hazard and banned from the forums because people were freaking out.
KEVIN: ……..
ME: 😀
KEVIN: That is INCREDIBLY stupid.
ME: That’s what everyone who goes outside regularly said, yup!
ME: …and then it was labeled an information hazard and banned from the forums because people were freaking out.
KEVIN: ……..
ME: 😀
KEVIN: That is INCREDIBLY stupid.
ME: That’s what everyone who goes outside regularly said, yup!
for me: graham linehan, louis ck, neil gaiman.
KEVIN: The what?
ME: Roko’s Basilisk.
KEVIN: ???
ME: OHHHHH YOU ARE ONE OF TODAY’S UNLUCKY 10,000!
KEVIN: The what?
ME: Roko’s Basilisk.
KEVIN: ???
ME: OHHHHH YOU ARE ONE OF TODAY’S UNLUCKY 10,000!