#Kevin
KEVIN: *pinches bridge of nose until it looks painful*
KEVIN: So it’s torturing a simulation of me?
ME: Yup!
KEVIN: But not me.
ME: Nope!
KEVIN: WHY WOULD I CARE?!?
ME: Ohhhhh, well, see, they think they’re already in a simulation—
KEVIN: *gets out his book and attempts to ignore me*
November 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
November 9, 2026 at 12:05 PM
It's happening
Woman Yelling KEVIN! In Trouble
ALT: Woman Yelling KEVIN! In Trouble
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November 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
KEVIN: I read an article about the leader of this machine god cult thing…
ME: The one about Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality?
KEVIN: The what
ME: Harry Potter and the Methods of…I swear it’s a real thing.
KEVIN: I know. You wouldn’t make up something that stupid.
November 6, 2026 at 4:32 AM
lol what is Kevin Costner doing with Lane Kiffin
November 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
November 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
November 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
‘Burning Godzilla’ 🔥

Artist: Kevin Chapman 🖤
November 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
November 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
är du en parkvakt. eller inte?
November 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
kevin sadagain is an incredible name for a cybertruck owner
November 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Excellent read from the always excellent Kevin M. Kruse
November 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
November 8, 2026 at 7:15 AM
man bekommt kevin aus der spd, aber die spd nicht aus kevin
November 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
this is what you do to kevin spacey at the end of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
November 8, 2026 at 3:45 AM
*ten minutes later*

ME: …and then it was labeled an information hazard and banned from the forums because people were freaking out.
KEVIN: ……..
ME: 😀
KEVIN: That is INCREDIBLY stupid.
ME: That’s what everyone who goes outside regularly said, yup!
November 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Martina Navratilova, Kevin Spacey...there are more but I don't want to depress myself
quote with someone famous you used to admire but has since turned out to be a wrong ‘un.

for me: graham linehan, louis ck, neil gaiman.
November 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Superboy-Prime Special #1 Kevin Smith celebrity cameo variant cover by Dan Mora
November 8, 2026 at 1:24 PM
November 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Old school cool
November 9, 2026 at 10:08 AM
for Kevin Regner
November 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
ME: Okay. *pulls up bibliography* So there was this fanfic by this guy who ran the forums at LessWrong, which amusingly enough is where they came up with Roko’s Basilisk—
KEVIN: The what?
ME: Roko’s Basilisk.
KEVIN: ???
ME: OHHHHH YOU ARE ONE OF TODAY’S UNLUCKY 10,000!
November 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
AIPAC's Rep. Kevin Kiley has been unseated by Democrat Richard Pan in California's redrawn 6th congressional district. #CA06
November 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
KEVIN ZEITLER FINALLY IN WOW
November 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Read the article. A Kevin baby. Thank ****ing goodness.
November 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM