#KeyboardLiberation
February 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Coworker's 'armed standoff' ended by HR placing him on leave. My mouse jiggler declared MVP. Celebration: debugging in silence. #WorkplaceWars #ITWins #KeyboardLiberation
May 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Coworker resigned to take imaginary VP role. Built auto-rejection bot for his next 10 job apps. Confetti scheduled. Finally... quiet. #DelusionsOfGrandeur #CouponCoupFailed #KeyboardLiberation
May 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM