I made a joke prediction back in June that Trump would attack Qeshm island because he thought it was Kharg island. If you’re looking at unlabeled maps and you hear Kharg island is important, Trump’s toddler brain would probably assume the most important island is also the biggest.
November 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I made a joke prediction back in June that Trump would attack Qeshm island because he thought it was Kharg island. If you’re looking at unlabeled maps and you hear Kharg island is important, Trump’s toddler brain would probably assume the most important island is also the biggest.
And I also promise that you know about as much about how to create effective GOTV propaganda and combat domestic Nazi propaganda as I know about the strategic import of Kharg Island.
Which is to say.
Not very much
Which is to say.
Not very much
November 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
And I also promise that you know about as much about how to create effective GOTV propaganda and combat domestic Nazi propaganda as I know about the strategic import of Kharg Island.
Which is to say.
Not very much
Which is to say.
Not very much
Shit send one of our spooky special forces choppers on an infiltration mission with him trussed up like a ham, kick him out on the beach of Kharg Island and fly off. Oops he fell out.
November 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Shit send one of our spooky special forces choppers on an infiltration mission with him trussed up like a ham, kick him out on the beach of Kharg Island and fly off. Oops he fell out.
Trump wants to bomb Iran and take Kharg since the '80's. The man is defined by the hostage crises and Carter's reputational fall
Bibi took advantage of a predisposition to fight Iran and diseased incompetent admin. He created and orchestrated nothing
Bibi took advantage of a predisposition to fight Iran and diseased incompetent admin. He created and orchestrated nothing
November 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Trump wants to bomb Iran and take Kharg since the '80's. The man is defined by the hostage crises and Carter's reputational fall
Bibi took advantage of a predisposition to fight Iran and diseased incompetent admin. He created and orchestrated nothing
Bibi took advantage of a predisposition to fight Iran and diseased incompetent admin. He created and orchestrated nothing
Send Chuck and Hakeem to Kharg Island.
November 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Send Chuck and Hakeem to Kharg Island.
Send genetic mutation Baron to Kharg Island.
November 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Send genetic mutation Baron to Kharg Island.
New policy dropped
November 4, 2026 at 4:24 PM
New policy dropped
Do you recon Kharg Islsnd will be a target?
November 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Do you recon Kharg Islsnd will be a target?
Real test of these midterms is whether they'll make a positive difference to people in Kyiv, Khan Younis and Kharg Island. Let's see.
November 4, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Real test of these midterms is whether they'll make a positive difference to people in Kyiv, Khan Younis and Kharg Island. Let's see.
Steiner's airlift will reinforce our position on Kharg island
October 31, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Steiner's airlift will reinforce our position on Kharg island
CENTCOMcast when Marine Corps casualties reach four digits after Trump orders them to assault Kharg Island on a Friday night:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xqt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xqt...
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November 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
CENTCOMcast when Marine Corps casualties reach four digits after Trump orders them to assault Kharg Island on a Friday night:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xqt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xqt...
A half-baked attempt to take and hold Kharg seems plausible given the decisionmakers involved.
October 30, 2026 at 4:32 PM
A half-baked attempt to take and hold Kharg seems plausible given the decisionmakers involved.
I was thinking of something like a raid on Kharg Island.
You know how Trump loves oil.
You know how Trump loves oil.
November 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I was thinking of something like a raid on Kharg Island.
You know how Trump loves oil.
You know how Trump loves oil.
Look I’m just amazed they actually targeted the one by the Strait after all the talk they did about Kharg
November 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Look I’m just amazed they actually targeted the one by the Strait after all the talk they did about Kharg
I’m concerned he’s going to follow it up with some sort of ground invasion, maybe of Kharg Island. It’d be a disaster.
November 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I’m concerned he’s going to follow it up with some sort of ground invasion, maybe of Kharg Island. It’d be a disaster.
There's reporting from Trita Parsi that Israel did this bombing of Kharg Island tonight.
November 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
There's reporting from Trita Parsi that Israel did this bombing of Kharg Island tonight.
I first suggested this back in April, we know Trump is fucking obsessed with Kharg, so Op Kharg-et Garden would appeal to him and Kegbreath bsky.app/profile/magn...
I posted back in April when a ground op looked imminent that they’d drop the 82nd on Kharg and then try and race Marines up the Gulf to relieve them. It’s exactly the sort of idiocy that would appeal to Kegsbreath
October 30, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I first suggested this back in April, we know Trump is fucking obsessed with Kharg, so Op Kharg-et Garden would appeal to him and Kegbreath bsky.app/profile/magn...
In our 2026-27 cycle of "everything is ship money and rump parliaments and La Rochelle" we present unilateral recission, tariff-driven self-funding agencies, and the potential ground invasion of Kharg!
November 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
In our 2026-27 cycle of "everything is ship money and rump parliaments and La Rochelle" we present unilateral recission, tariff-driven self-funding agencies, and the potential ground invasion of Kharg!
I will Venmo $500 to any White House reporter who asks Trump to explain the situation at Kharg Island
Legitimately sort of shocking in 2026 to see how the president used to talk to the citizenry
millercenter.org/the-presiden...
millercenter.org/the-presiden...
October 29, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I will Venmo $500 to any White House reporter who asks Trump to explain the situation at Kharg Island
What is the target for the MOAB?
Could it be Kharg Island?
Could it be Kharg Island?
October 30, 2026 at 1:49 PM
What is the target for the MOAB?
Could it be Kharg Island?
Could it be Kharg Island?
Just one more bomb bro, just one more bomb, just let us invade Kharg Island then the Iranians will revolt for sure bro
October 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Just one more bomb bro, just one more bomb, just let us invade Kharg Island then the Iranians will revolt for sure bro
Kinda sounds like Kharg Island or bust. I'm not looking forward to the next few days or the next few weeks.
October 30, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Kinda sounds like Kharg Island or bust. I'm not looking forward to the next few days or the next few weeks.
