"I chugged down my [Mario-shaped] Mac N Cheese!" – 8
I do not like this verb he has chosen.
I do not like it one little bit. 😐
#SensorialHorrorStory 😂
#Parenting #KidQuotes
I do not like this verb he has chosen.
I do not like it one little bit. 😐
#SensorialHorrorStory 😂
#Parenting #KidQuotes
July 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"I chugged down my [Mario-shaped] Mac N Cheese!" – 8
I do not like this verb he has chosen.
I do not like it one little bit. 😐
#SensorialHorrorStory 😂
#Parenting #KidQuotes
I do not like this verb he has chosen.
I do not like it one little bit. 😐
#SensorialHorrorStory 😂
#Parenting #KidQuotes
July 16, 2024 at 5:24 PM
"If I win this round, you have to call me Master Linguini for the whole rest of the summer, alright?" – 13
"Yeah, alright." – 8
💀😂
#KidQuotes #Parenting
"Yeah, alright." – 8
💀😂
#KidQuotes #Parenting
July 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"If I win this round, you have to call me Master Linguini for the whole rest of the summer, alright?" – 13
"Yeah, alright." – 8
💀😂
#KidQuotes #Parenting
"Yeah, alright." – 8
💀😂
#KidQuotes #Parenting
New platform, time for some new #KidQuotes ! This gem from one of my advisees on Friday:
"Ms. M, guess what I brought for lunch today......a raw potato!"
And yes, gentle reader, he indeed ate it for lunch.
"Ms. M, guess what I brought for lunch today......a raw potato!"
And yes, gentle reader, he indeed ate it for lunch.
November 17, 2024 at 10:12 PM
New platform, time for some new #KidQuotes ! This gem from one of my advisees on Friday:
"Ms. M, guess what I brought for lunch today......a raw potato!"
And yes, gentle reader, he indeed ate it for lunch.
"Ms. M, guess what I brought for lunch today......a raw potato!"
And yes, gentle reader, he indeed ate it for lunch.
Overheard in the hallway today, “I just wish I could stop farting.”
#kidquotes
#kidquotes
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Overheard in the hallway today, “I just wish I could stop farting.”
#kidquotes
#kidquotes
On Free Time:
“Whenever we have any free time, my friends and I just start going crazy and being weird. I don’t trust anyone who uses their free time being normal. It’s sus and sad.”- 8
From the mouths of babes! 😆
#KidQuotes
“Whenever we have any free time, my friends and I just start going crazy and being weird. I don’t trust anyone who uses their free time being normal. It’s sus and sad.”- 8
From the mouths of babes! 😆
#KidQuotes
March 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
On Free Time:
“Whenever we have any free time, my friends and I just start going crazy and being weird. I don’t trust anyone who uses their free time being normal. It’s sus and sad.”- 8
From the mouths of babes! 😆
#KidQuotes
“Whenever we have any free time, my friends and I just start going crazy and being weird. I don’t trust anyone who uses their free time being normal. It’s sus and sad.”- 8
From the mouths of babes! 😆
#KidQuotes
December 7, 2024 at 12:51 AM
"Also, I can eat your skin if you don't want it." #quotesoutofcontext #kidquotes
December 3, 2024 at 6:20 AM
"Also, I can eat your skin if you don't want it." #quotesoutofcontext #kidquotes
Watching Monty Python & the Holy Grail:
"I really want us to go to England & see castles & stuff. But, I know you'll want me to act out all of these scenes with you because my British accent is really, really good." -8
"I'll buy you the coconuts." -me
"Bro, I'm in." -8
😂
#Movienight #Kidquotes
"I really want us to go to England & see castles & stuff. But, I know you'll want me to act out all of these scenes with you because my British accent is really, really good." -8
"I'll buy you the coconuts." -me
"Bro, I'm in." -8
😂
#Movienight #Kidquotes
a man wearing a helmet and chain mail is holding a sword over his head
ALT: a man wearing a helmet and chain mail is holding a sword over his head
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March 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Watching Monty Python & the Holy Grail:
"I really want us to go to England & see castles & stuff. But, I know you'll want me to act out all of these scenes with you because my British accent is really, really good." -8
"I'll buy you the coconuts." -me
"Bro, I'm in." -8
😂
#Movienight #Kidquotes
"I really want us to go to England & see castles & stuff. But, I know you'll want me to act out all of these scenes with you because my British accent is really, really good." -8
"I'll buy you the coconuts." -me
"Bro, I'm in." -8
😂
#Movienight #Kidquotes
Mom, you make the best pillow. You’re so soft and you’re full of love. - 8yo son
#kidquotes #momlife #singlemom
#kidquotes #momlife #singlemom
July 19, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Mom, you make the best pillow. You’re so soft and you’re full of love. - 8yo son
#kidquotes #momlife #singlemom
#kidquotes #momlife #singlemom
My son and I are doing our own thing in the living room while Pacific Rim 2 plays in the background.
Randomly, he said, "I feel like you would drift with a Kaiju and fall in love with it."
Here I am, Miss Mirror. Miss, "𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘴!"
Now look at me. 🪞😐😆
#KidQuotes #Parenting
Randomly, he said, "I feel like you would drift with a Kaiju and fall in love with it."
Here I am, Miss Mirror. Miss, "𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘴!"
Now look at me. 🪞😐😆
#KidQuotes #Parenting
July 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My son and I are doing our own thing in the living room while Pacific Rim 2 plays in the background.
Randomly, he said, "I feel like you would drift with a Kaiju and fall in love with it."
Here I am, Miss Mirror. Miss, "𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘴!"
Now look at me. 🪞😐😆
#KidQuotes #Parenting
Randomly, he said, "I feel like you would drift with a Kaiju and fall in love with it."
Here I am, Miss Mirror. Miss, "𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘴!"
Now look at me. 🪞😐😆
#KidQuotes #Parenting
My 7 year old found a toy wand, waved it around and held it above her head declaring "by the power invested in me, you shall not pass!"
#kidquotes
#kidquotes
December 4, 2024 at 1:36 AM
My 7 year old found a toy wand, waved it around and held it above her head declaring "by the power invested in me, you shall not pass!"
#kidquotes
#kidquotes
I was informed how wrong I was. And that ads are very annoying.
LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
July 21, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I was informed how wrong I was. And that ads are very annoying.
LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
August 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Just for fun: Times Kids Delivered Such Good Quotes, People Just Had To Submit Them To This Account buff.ly/3waauBJ #funny #quotes #kidquotes
50 Times Kids Delivered Such Good Quotes, People Just Had To Submit Them To This Account (New Pics)
NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so fascinated by the questions and comments from her kindergarteners that she started an Instagram account called 'Live from Snack Time' to show everyone just how…
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June 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just for fun: Times Kids Delivered Such Good Quotes, People Just Had To Submit Them To This Account buff.ly/3waauBJ #funny #quotes #kidquotes
Who has some funny quote their kid has said? Sometimes their thoughts are so random.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
July 31, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Who has some funny quote their kid has said? Sometimes their thoughts are so random.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
She was mad at me for not stringing my string cheese. She had to explain to me why you always peel it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
July 26, 2026 at 11:00 PM
She was mad at me for not stringing my string cheese. She had to explain to me why you always peel it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
They were very insistent they didn't need to help clean up because their cousin loves messes.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
July 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
They were very insistent they didn't need to help clean up because their cousin loves messes.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
July 19, 2026 at 4:00 AM
July 16, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I mean; I guess that was a pretty dumb question of me to ask.
LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
July 14, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I mean; I guess that was a pretty dumb question of me to ask.
LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
My daughter that said this is pretty terrified of big dogs, so this confused me, lol.
LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
July 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
My daughter that said this is pretty terrified of big dogs, so this confused me, lol.
LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
After I asked her this she launched into a story about how every time she sits down the cat comes sits are her lap, and she is so proud that the cat trusts her enough to do that.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
July 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM
After I asked her this she launched into a story about how every time she sits down the cat comes sits are her lap, and she is so proud that the cat trusts her enough to do that.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
I would love to follow her advice, just get more money, sounds great!
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
July 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I would love to follow her advice, just get more money, sounds great!
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood