#quotesoutofcontext
#QuotesOutOfContext

"This has nothing to do with my nipples!!!"
August 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"A cream guy does not just become an uncreamed guy overnight"

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#NoContextForYou
September 2, 2023 at 2:39 AM
"People keep asking if I'm back, and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinking I'm back."

After a decade and a half.... it's time to "rock" and roll baby! #lapidary #art #carving #johnwick #quotesoutofcontext
July 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Eternal sadness keeps knocking down the Hindu Gods #quotesoutofcontext
December 23, 2024 at 5:13 AM
The first dead man on Omaha Beach is alive.
#QuotesOutOfContext
#AmericanizationOfEmily
May 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"Also, I can eat your skin if you don't want it." #quotesoutofcontext #kidquotes
December 3, 2024 at 6:20 AM
The best part about seminary is having friends who think it is a good idea to make custom, niche shirts like this and surprise our Anglican history prof by wearing them to dinner at her house to celebrate the end of the semester.
#episcopal #anglican #cranmer #history #seminary #quotesoutofcontext
December 4, 2024 at 5:25 PM
You can't meet the Duke! Are you crazy? Nobody gets to meet the Duke. You meet him once and then you're dead!

#EscapeFromNewYork #JohnCarpenter #TheDuke #QuotesOutOfContext
April 16, 2026 at 3:59 PM
“The harpy proudly walks out the doors and a woman in a sharp business suit and enough sexual energy to power a small revolution walks in.”

#quotesoutofcontext #booksky
July 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"By about 1600, however, it was no longer respectable to take the British history seriously."
--DA White, Litus Saxonicum

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June 17, 2024 at 6:38 PM
December 16, 2024 at 8:32 PM
"A manager is authorized to make certain decisions about your property while you’re away, such as paying tax collectors, banning cultists from your store, and handling emergency situations."

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#Paizo
August 18, 2026 at 3:01 AM
And that will hopefully also be the last ever recorded quote of Mr Assad #SorryNotSorry #QuotesOutOfContext #GadaffiMoments
December 15, 2024 at 4:51 PM
"Ham cubes are slippery little guys" #quotesoutofcontext #kidquotes
November 27, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Gabbing with the Ghosts sounds like the name of a paranormal podcast run by an LA girl and her emotional support twink*

*text I sent this morning after waking up and seeing what I missed in the group chat
#textsisent #quotesoutofcontext
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
#QuotesOutOfContext
"You dont talk about your wife's penis at the wedding."
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tonsil party is addicted to cock. #quotesoutofcontext
December 2, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Only when they're naughty. RT @jteberhard " ok to spank other people" ~@GretaChristina #QuotesOutOfContext #WorksForCreationists #skeptech
December 19, 2024 at 9:25 AM
"It's better than a rubber biscuit!" — @aggiemom85 #quotesoutofcontext #nocontext
January 24, 2026 at 5:09 AM
"My bones are not ironic!" @BlakeMckenna #quotesoutofcontext
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 AM
"Suddenly, there's no such thing as gravity – or pants!" @joshuabeaton #slipperyslopefallacy #quotesoutofcontext
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 AM
"Don't take away my exciting fire toy!" @jennirhodes #quotesoutofcontext
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 AM
"What kind of grown man doesn't have his own cauldron!?" @joshuabeaton #quotesoutofcontext
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 AM
"My first act as Finance Exec: I'm cutting everyone's pay!" @michaeldmulcahy #Impactquotes #quotesoutofcontext
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 AM
"Jenna the Ice Crusher" @Aggie_Vi #quotesoutofcontext
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 AM