New Zealand 🇳🇿 here, same in kiwiland.
April 17, 2026 at 3:19 AM
New Zealand 🇳🇿 here, same in kiwiland.
Guess who's finally back in good ol' reasonable Kiwiland? I'M GONNA EAT A PIE.
May 30, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Guess who's finally back in good ol' reasonable Kiwiland? I'M GONNA EAT A PIE.
We love to welcome fresh . . . um . . . new . . . we love to welcome new friends from Kiwiland . . .!
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my biggest beef with the New Zealand economy is that it forced me, an arachnophobe who hates the heat, to move to Australia for a job
November 13, 2024 at 5:54 AM
We love to welcome fresh . . . um . . . new . . . we love to welcome new friends from Kiwiland . . .!
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Someone in New Zealand keeps using my email as the contact for their Dominos orders. My credit cards are unaffected, just getting the receipts.
I hope you enjoy your bacon cheeseburger pizza, Tim Whoeveryouare in Kiwiland.
I hope you enjoy your bacon cheeseburger pizza, Tim Whoeveryouare in Kiwiland.
January 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Someone in New Zealand keeps using my email as the contact for their Dominos orders. My credit cards are unaffected, just getting the receipts.
I hope you enjoy your bacon cheeseburger pizza, Tim Whoeveryouare in Kiwiland.
I hope you enjoy your bacon cheeseburger pizza, Tim Whoeveryouare in Kiwiland.
It is the 4th over in kiwiland, I am now. Old.
May 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
It is the 4th over in kiwiland, I am now. Old.
A special Kiwiland story for the Americas tonight - Don't drive, just stay there.
NZ Anti-Drink Driving Commercial - Legend
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January 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
A special Kiwiland story for the Americas tonight - Don't drive, just stay there.
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM KIWILAND XX
December 31, 2024 at 11:10 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM KIWILAND XX
Don't go down the privatisation route Kiwiland; it is a black hole
June 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Don't go down the privatisation route Kiwiland; it is a black hole
Can confirm they do in Kiwiland and Aussie.
April 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Can confirm they do in Kiwiland and Aussie.
With 20-inches of snow in the forecast, Kiwi Butts is declaring the free and sovereign warm spot on the bed Kiwiland.
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 PM
With 20-inches of snow in the forecast, Kiwi Butts is declaring the free and sovereign warm spot on the bed Kiwiland.
Preparations are beginning to depart Kiwiland for the US. I was not too ugly for passport control.
February 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Preparations are beginning to depart Kiwiland for the US. I was not too ugly for passport control.
I hope everyone in Kiwiland is out enjoying the good weather and the obligatory holiday period that boggles American minds.
#PaihiaLife #Kikorangi
#PaihiaLife #Kikorangi
December 24, 2024 at 6:40 AM
I hope everyone in Kiwiland is out enjoying the good weather and the obligatory holiday period that boggles American minds.
#PaihiaLife #Kikorangi
#PaihiaLife #Kikorangi
Finished my ULPPL 3 month program and only missed 3 days cause I had friends crashing from kiwiland!!
March 23, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Finished my ULPPL 3 month program and only missed 3 days cause I had friends crashing from kiwiland!!
Boarding a flight back to Kiwiland. Too ugly for the automated photo clearance to work so had to be manually cleared. Any US domestic issues are no longer directly my fault from this point till rescinded. @funranium.bsky.social officially has the conn.
February 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Boarding a flight back to Kiwiland. Too ugly for the automated photo clearance to work so had to be manually cleared. Any US domestic issues are no longer directly my fault from this point till rescinded. @funranium.bsky.social officially has the conn.
It’s Christmas Eve in Kiwiland so have a solid and safe one around the barbeques and beaches my mates.
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
It’s Christmas Eve in Kiwiland so have a solid and safe one around the barbeques and beaches my mates.
Meanwhile in Kiwiland...
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A New Zealand mountain has been granted personhood. Here’s why that matters | CNN
Mount Taranaki — now known as Taranaki Maunga, its Māori name — is the latest natural feature to be granted personhood in New Zealand.
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January 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Meanwhile in Kiwiland...
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Geckoes in Kiwiland...
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These 60-year-old geckos could be the world’s oldest | CNN
At 64 and 60 years old, Antoinette and Brucie-Baby are thin and bony. Their skin hangs looser than it did in their youth, but their eyes still gleam with energy.
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March 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Geckoes in Kiwiland...
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Leaving the States to see if Kiwiland is where I left it four years ago. @funranium.bsky.social has the helm.
March 25, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Leaving the States to see if Kiwiland is where I left it four years ago. @funranium.bsky.social has the helm.
Many countries have official names that nobody really uses in full. Mexico’s official name is Estados Unidos Mexicanos (the United Mexican States). When did you last call it that?
We could make our official name Aotearoa New Zealand and call ourselves Aotearoa, or NZ, or Kiwiland. Or Nueva Zelanda.
We could make our official name Aotearoa New Zealand and call ourselves Aotearoa, or NZ, or Kiwiland. Or Nueva Zelanda.
August 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Many countries have official names that nobody really uses in full. Mexico’s official name is Estados Unidos Mexicanos (the United Mexican States). When did you last call it that?
We could make our official name Aotearoa New Zealand and call ourselves Aotearoa, or NZ, or Kiwiland. Or Nueva Zelanda.
We could make our official name Aotearoa New Zealand and call ourselves Aotearoa, or NZ, or Kiwiland. Or Nueva Zelanda.
congrats to this glorious failborb (seriously it’s the coolest funniest extremely Kiwiland story)
August 29, 2023 at 8:54 AM
congrats to this glorious failborb (seriously it’s the coolest funniest extremely Kiwiland story)
I am going to war with kiwiland just so Coffee Culture (yes, the cafe franchise) can open up here
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I am going to war with kiwiland just so Coffee Culture (yes, the cafe franchise) can open up here
Up early for the #cricket from wet and windy kiwiland. My local supermarket in France is emailing me about their whisky promotions.
French whisky? From just south of Bordeaux!
French whisky? From just south of Bordeaux!
October 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Up early for the #cricket from wet and windy kiwiland. My local supermarket in France is emailing me about their whisky promotions.
French whisky? From just south of Bordeaux!
French whisky? From just south of Bordeaux!
Jag vill till the outbacks inte kiwiland >:c
February 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Jag vill till the outbacks inte kiwiland >:c