lay back and dive
July 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
lay back and dive
I'd like to lay down here.
July 25, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I'd like to lay down here.
Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun theonion.com/frito-l...
August 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun theonion.com/frito-l...
lay off the earth food fat ass!!!
July 29, 2026 at 1:38 AM
lay off the earth food fat ass!!!
Lay down your law books now; they’re no damn good
This is unconstitutional. A violation of the First Amendment. A violation of federalism and the separation of powers. It’s unconstitutionally vague. It’s unlawful. It’s unlawful. It’s unlawful.
* TRUMP SAYS ALL FEDERAL FUNDING WILL STOP FOR COLLEGES AND SCHOOLS THAT ALLOWS "ILLEGAL" PROTESTS
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
March 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Lay down your law books now; they’re no damn good
April 17, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I say Elon Musk should lay off the Ketamine
June 20, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I say Elon Musk should lay off the Ketamine
Oh, WOW. Media, this one’s a lay-up.
Pete Hegseth in 2016: "How damaging is it to your ability to recruit or build allies with others when they are worried that our leaders may be exposing them because of their gross negligence or their recklessness in handling information?"
April 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Oh, WOW. Media, this one’s a lay-up.
Thursday: Target to lay off 1800 corporate jobs
Monday: Amazon to lay off 30,000 corporate jobs
Tuesday: UPS to lay off 48,000 operations and management jobs
You'd think with all these layoffs, CEOs and CFOs and COOs would also be fired. Alas.
Monday: Amazon to lay off 30,000 corporate jobs
Tuesday: UPS to lay off 48,000 operations and management jobs
You'd think with all these layoffs, CEOs and CFOs and COOs would also be fired. Alas.
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Thursday: Target to lay off 1800 corporate jobs
Monday: Amazon to lay off 30,000 corporate jobs
Tuesday: UPS to lay off 48,000 operations and management jobs
You'd think with all these layoffs, CEOs and CFOs and COOs would also be fired. Alas.
Monday: Amazon to lay off 30,000 corporate jobs
Tuesday: UPS to lay off 48,000 operations and management jobs
You'd think with all these layoffs, CEOs and CFOs and COOs would also be fired. Alas.
CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off
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theonion.com/ceo-assures-...
December 4, 2024 at 9:39 PM
CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off
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“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
Come lay down with space mama✨
September 21, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Come lay down with space mama✨
Sly needs to lay off the snacks.
September 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Sly needs to lay off the snacks.
[ R3-LAY🔵 ]
mecha bunny boy
mecha bunny boy
December 11, 2024 at 7:10 PM
[ R3-LAY🔵 ]
mecha bunny boy
mecha bunny boy
Lay your weary head to rest
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Lay your weary head to rest
Demand your GOP congressman cut their budget and lay off some staff.
Congress spends 6.4billion/year on their own operations.
Congress spends 6.4billion/year on their own operations.
February 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Demand your GOP congressman cut their budget and lay off some staff.
Congress spends 6.4billion/year on their own operations.
Congress spends 6.4billion/year on their own operations.
go on,, touch it, lay on it,,
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 AM
go on,, touch it, lay on it,,
If Trump came for their guns they’d lay them down for him.
August 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If Trump came for their guns they’d lay them down for him.
Gotta lay down for a bit!
April 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Gotta lay down for a bit!