It's terrible what a lightsaber can do
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 PM
It's terrible what a lightsaber can do
They didn’t give me a lightsaber 😞
October 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
They didn’t give me a lightsaber 😞
He's literally holding a red lightsaber.
May 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
He's literally holding a red lightsaber.
Lightsaber battle? Loser bottoms 😜
March 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Lightsaber battle? Loser bottoms 😜
for a second I thought he was holding aloft his German Lightsaber
German Defence Minister Boris Pistorius:
“There will be no military participation.. We have a situation which we did not provoke.. This war started without any consultations.. What does Trump expect from a handful of European frigates in Strait of Hormuz that the mighty US Navy can't manage alone?"
“There will be no military participation.. We have a situation which we did not provoke.. This war started without any consultations.. What does Trump expect from a handful of European frigates in Strait of Hormuz that the mighty US Navy can't manage alone?"
March 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
for a second I thought he was holding aloft his German Lightsaber
Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker with Lightsaber
Alt: Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker with Lightsaber
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September 25, 2026 at 6:46 PM
[yoga class]
*hiding my lightsaber* misinformed I was
*hiding my lightsaber* misinformed I was
June 23, 2026 at 9:53 AM
[yoga class]
*hiding my lightsaber* misinformed I was
*hiding my lightsaber* misinformed I was
It served your father well in the Posting Wars
![[Obi-wan handing Luke the lightsaber] A more elegant weapon from a more civilized age
[Luke turning on the lightsaber]
ABOLISH ICE
ABOLISH ICE
ABOLISH ICE
ABOLISH ICE
ABOLISH ICE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreid7fhjbqus4pf4vztbi7olhb5nrxmsxhuuwd5pafvf5lecrzxgsum)
March 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It served your father well in the Posting Wars
Close enough, welcome back Ben
September 27, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Close enough, welcome back Ben
May 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Even the AI knew to give Trump a red lightsaber.
May 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Even the AI knew to give Trump a red lightsaber.
April 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I love the phantom menace
The Phantom Menace Lightsaber Duel
ALT: The Phantom Menace Lightsaber Duel
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May 29, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I love the phantom menace
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Jedi showing off their lightsaber!!!
Jedi showing off their lightsaber!!!
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Jedi showing off their lightsaber!!!
Jedi showing off their lightsaber!!!
*lightsaber sounds*
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
*lightsaber sounds*
What? …it looked like a lightsaber! 🗡️⚔️
June 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
What? …it looked like a lightsaber! 🗡️⚔️
BREAKING: lightsaber nunchuks have been invented
UPDATE (2:35 PM): the inventor of lightsaber nunchuks has died
UPDATE (2:35 PM): the inventor of lightsaber nunchuks has died
May 30, 2026 at 7:42 PM
BREAKING: lightsaber nunchuks have been invented
UPDATE (2:35 PM): the inventor of lightsaber nunchuks has died
UPDATE (2:35 PM): the inventor of lightsaber nunchuks has died
Happy birthday Samuel L. Jackson.
a man in a robe is holding a purple lightsaber
ALT: a man in a robe is holding a purple lightsaber
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December 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Happy birthday Samuel L. Jackson.
Sam Witwer’s scream was mixed into Maul’s lightsaber sound 🔴
April 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Sam Witwer’s scream was mixed into Maul’s lightsaber sound 🔴
February 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
mean jellyfish monster.. get ready to die by my legally distinguishable lightsaber blade..!!
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
mean jellyfish monster.. get ready to die by my legally distinguishable lightsaber blade..!!
[abruptly stops making lightsaber noises] I do.
February 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
[abruptly stops making lightsaber noises] I do.
