If you’re in LINE to vote then STAY IN
LINE and KEEP STAYING IN LINE and NEVER LEAVE THE LINE because the LINE IS SAFE and the LINE LOVES YOU all hail THE LINE the glorious LINE
LINE and KEEP STAYING IN LINE and NEVER LEAVE THE LINE because the LINE IS SAFE and the LINE LOVES YOU all hail THE LINE the glorious LINE
November 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
If you’re in LINE to vote then STAY IN
LINE and KEEP STAYING IN LINE and NEVER LEAVE THE LINE because the LINE IS SAFE and the LINE LOVES YOU all hail THE LINE the glorious LINE
LINE and KEEP STAYING IN LINE and NEVER LEAVE THE LINE because the LINE IS SAFE and the LINE LOVES YOU all hail THE LINE the glorious LINE
If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
Michigan! If you’re in line to vote—stay in line! Your vote is your voice. We need to hear you!
November 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Michigan! If you’re in line to vote—stay in line! Your vote is your voice. We need to hear you!
if you are in line to kick vivek ramaswamy in the balls, stay in line
November 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
if you are in line to kick vivek ramaswamy in the balls, stay in line
If you're standing in line to celebrate, STAY IN LINE.
November 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
If you're standing in line to celebrate, STAY IN LINE.
If you're in line, stay in line.
If you're online, get in line.
If you were already in line, and crossed the line, then get online and hope for the best.
If you're online, get in line.
If you were already in line, and crossed the line, then get online and hope for the best.
November 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
If you're in line, stay in line.
If you're online, get in line.
If you were already in line, and crossed the line, then get online and hope for the best.
If you're online, get in line.
If you were already in line, and crossed the line, then get online and hope for the best.
IF YOU'RE STILL IN LINE TO GET PRONOUNS, STAY IN LINE.
November 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
IF YOU'RE STILL IN LINE TO GET PRONOUNS, STAY IN LINE.
If you're in line to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women STAY IN LINE
November 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
If you're in line to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women STAY IN LINE
Reminder: If you’re in line, stay in line. You can still vote after polls close.
November 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Reminder: If you’re in line, stay in line. You can still vote after polls close.
IF YOU'RE IN LINE STAY IN LINE TO PUT ASMONGOLD IN JAIL
November 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
IF YOU'RE IN LINE STAY IN LINE TO PUT ASMONGOLD IN JAIL
The line up
November 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
The line up
If you're in line to point and laugh at a cybertruck, stay in line!
November 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
If you're in line to point and laugh at a cybertruck, stay in line!
If you are in line to vote for an Onion sponsored bowl game…. stay in line. 
Quietly — and seriously — @theonion.com and @bencollins.bsky.social have been in negotiations to buy the bowl game America needs.
We are now trying to help make this vision a reality.
🍔 @mattbrown.bsky.social @kennymayne.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org @redditcfb.com youtu.be/c4SpYlZjeYY?...
We are now trying to help make this vision a reality.
🍔 @mattbrown.bsky.social @kennymayne.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org @redditcfb.com youtu.be/c4SpYlZjeYY?...
The Onion Pitches Pablo Torre (and ESPN) the Bowl Game America Needs | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
If you are in line to vote for an Onion sponsored bowl game…. stay in line. 
if you’re a talented and ambitious democrat in line to run in 2028 for any office whatsoever stay in line
November 4, 2026 at 7:10 AM
if you’re a talented and ambitious democrat in line to run in 2028 for any office whatsoever stay in line
Know your rights and stay in line to make your voice heard!
November 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Know your rights and stay in line to make your voice heard!
trans woman: If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
me: aww you're sweet
ken jennings: If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
me: HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!
me: aww you're sweet
ken jennings: If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
me: HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!
November 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
trans woman: If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
me: aww you're sweet
ken jennings: If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
me: HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!
me: aww you're sweet
ken jennings: If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
me: HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!
📢 IF YOU'RE IN LINE, STAY IN LINE 📢
If you’re in line when polls close, stay in line. You have a right to cast your ballot.
If you face any interference, call the Election Protection Hotline at 1-866-OUR-VOTE.
If you’re in line when polls close, stay in line. You have a right to cast your ballot.
If you face any interference, call the Election Protection Hotline at 1-866-OUR-VOTE.
November 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
📢 IF YOU'RE IN LINE, STAY IN LINE 📢
If you’re in line when polls close, stay in line. You have a right to cast your ballot.
If you face any interference, call the Election Protection Hotline at 1-866-OUR-VOTE.
If you’re in line when polls close, stay in line. You have a right to cast your ballot.
If you face any interference, call the Election Protection Hotline at 1-866-OUR-VOTE.
If you're in line, STAY IN LINE!
November 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
If you're in line, STAY IN LINE!
At 7:10am the line is out the door! longhorns
November 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
At 7:10am the line is out the door! longhorns
North Hollywood
stay in line‼️
stay in line‼️
November 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
North Hollywood
stay in line‼️
stay in line‼️
If Jeffries is not brought in line, the public will throw Democrats out in 2028.
November 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
If Jeffries is not brought in line, the public will throw Democrats out in 2028.
STAY IN LINE STAY IN LINE!!!!!!!!!
November 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
STAY IN LINE STAY IN LINE!!!!!!!!!
If you're in line to dunk on Elon Musk, STAY IN LINE
November 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
If you're in line to dunk on Elon Musk, STAY IN LINE
if you are in line to see the movies that explain what became of Anakin Skywalker, stay in line
November 4, 2026 at 2:13 AM
if you are in line to see the movies that explain what became of Anakin Skywalker, stay in line
If you are in line with a knife out for Stephen Miller, STAY IN LINE.
After Republicans were soundly defeated in Tuesday’s midterm elections, the GOP’s knives are coming out for Stephen Miller. https://mrf.lu/2VXhM
Leaks Target Stephen Miller After Republican Election Wreckage
newrepublic.com
November 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
If you are in line with a knife out for Stephen Miller, STAY IN LINE.