#LOLPARAMOUNT
September 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Let’s see

Stupid doo doo mountbros #LOLPARAMOUNT #LOLSKYDANCE
Paramount intends to complete their acquisition of Warner Bros next week.

The new name of the combined company could be announced as soon as tomorrow.

(Source: edition.cnn.com/newsletters/...)
September 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Look guys I know things are tough rn but Warner has had bad ownership for years

Seven Arts, AOL, AT&T, it all didn’t work

Just give Paramount a few years, those mfs will lose control of Warner at some point #LOLPARAMOUNT
October 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
On other words…. I have no money #LOLPARAMOUNT
September 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
BY THE POWER OF RIAYDH SEASON
I HAVE THE MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY #LOLPARAMOUNT
September 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
What a bunch of damn narcissists #LOLSKYDANCE #LOLPARAMOUNT
The Hollywood Reporter suggests ‘Skydance Corporation’ as a possible name for the combined Paramount–Warner Bros. Discovery.

It draws a parallel to Gulf + Western, which owned Paramount beginning in the 1960s and renamed itself Paramount Communications in 1989, before being acquired by Viacom.
September 28, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The judge is gonna take her time think about this so I’m thinking they still gonna pay ZASLAV while she thinks
(Again old news) #LOLPARAMOUNT
September 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
oh my GOD THIS STORIES BEEN RENEWED FOR A MADE FOR TV MOVIE?!!! #LOLPARAMOUNT
September 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Would it be funny if the finalization takes like months #LOLPARAMOUNT
David Ellison says Paramount expects to finalize its Warner Bros. deal in “approximately two weeks,” according to a staff memo.
September 21, 2026 at 7:06 PM
A big guarantee must have been a promise to sell CNN to get this deal running #LOLPARAMOUNT
September 21, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Wait hold on YOUR gonna sacrifice miramax if you don’t do 30 films a year #LOLPARAMOUNT
September 21, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I’m am upset but I’m mostly relieved that this story IS FUCKING OVER so we can move on to when the inevitable split happens and wb GOES TO ANOTHER COMPANY
RINSE AND REPEAT FOREVER #LOLPARAMOUNT
September 21, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Anyway get back to me with this
Ellisons shit by 2031
Where paramount is in a ditch somewhere in the back half of Cali and Wb studio is a spirit Halloween….
Or bought by our mouse overlord and praise be unto him #LOLPARAMOUNT
September 21, 2026 at 4:16 PM
September 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
This ain’t gonna end well #LOLPARAMOUNT
August 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH MONEY ITS GONNA COST IF YOU DO MOVE FROM CALY TO TEXAS ELLISON….. banger year THIS HAS BEEN FOR PARAMOUNT JESUS CHRIST #LOLPARAMOUNT
August 25, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Update : the meeting is off #LOLPARAMOUNT
Planned talks between Paramount and several California Attorneys General over the upcoming Warner Bros. Discovery merger have reportedly been canceled.

Paramount is accused of leaking details of the meeting and acting in bad faith.

(via The New York Times)
August 24, 2026 at 3:43 PM
ITS NOT THAT HARD TO RELEASE IT IN A LOT MORE THEATERS PARAMOUNT LIKE WTF #AVATAR #LOLPARAMOUNT
‘AVATAR AANG: THE LAST AIRBENDER’ will be released in select theaters in NY/LA on July 24 for 1 week.

This is in order to qualify the film for awards season.

(Source: variety.com/2026/tv/news...)
July 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Pffffffft well fuck you too Mr Berg #CALLOFDUTY #LOLPARAMOUNT #LOLSKYDANCE
'Call of Duty' movie director Peter Berg once said people who play war video games are 'pathetic' and 'weak' 🪖

"Pathetic. Keyboard courage. Can't stand it"

"Anyone that sits around playing video games for hours... It's weak. Get out, do something"

(via esquire)
April 27, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Well, that's the actual worst. I had hoped to do a full TNG rewatch soon, but that ain't happenin'. And lolparamount+ in SA.
December 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
THE LAST AIRBENDER ANIMATED MOVIE JUST GOT FUCKING LEAKED LMAAAAAAAAO #LOLPARAMOUNT
April 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM