Oh shit I just got my LabCorp Wrapped
December 30, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Oh shit I just got my LabCorp Wrapped
Labcorp billing coordinator announced as Gavins next podcast guest
March 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Labcorp billing coordinator announced as Gavins next podcast guest
Labcorp: Sends bill
Me: Pays bill
Labcorp: Sends another bill
Me: Confirm that the bill was paid last month
Labcorp: Sends PAST DUE bill
Me: Confirms (again) that the bill was paid. Calls customer services. Sits on hold for >15 minutes. Hangs up.
What is wrong with you, @labcorp.bsky.social ??
Me: Pays bill
Labcorp: Sends another bill
Me: Confirm that the bill was paid last month
Labcorp: Sends PAST DUE bill
Me: Confirms (again) that the bill was paid. Calls customer services. Sits on hold for >15 minutes. Hangs up.
What is wrong with you, @labcorp.bsky.social ??
December 30, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Labcorp: Sends bill
Me: Pays bill
Labcorp: Sends another bill
Me: Confirm that the bill was paid last month
Labcorp: Sends PAST DUE bill
Me: Confirms (again) that the bill was paid. Calls customer services. Sits on hold for >15 minutes. Hangs up.
What is wrong with you, @labcorp.bsky.social ??
Me: Pays bill
Labcorp: Sends another bill
Me: Confirm that the bill was paid last month
Labcorp: Sends PAST DUE bill
Me: Confirms (again) that the bill was paid. Calls customer services. Sits on hold for >15 minutes. Hangs up.
What is wrong with you, @labcorp.bsky.social ??
Not anymore, I took care of that pretty definitively. But thanks for checking in, LabCorp spam e-mail.
July 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Not anymore, I took care of that pretty definitively. But thanks for checking in, LabCorp spam e-mail.
Dang now I’m remembering.
Bank teller
IRS data entry
LabCorp bio something or the other
Bank teller
IRS data entry
LabCorp bio something or the other
March 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Dang now I’m remembering.
Bank teller
IRS data entry
LabCorp bio something or the other
Bank teller
IRS data entry
LabCorp bio something or the other
had to go to LabCorp for tests yesterday and they have a big new NO PERVERT GLASSES sign in the waiting area
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September 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
had to go to LabCorp for tests yesterday and they have a big new NO PERVERT GLASSES sign in the waiting area
Physicians/public take note:
@Labcorp just rolled out access to #H5 #BirdFlu test
This is extremely important & shows Criticality of Lab Developed Tests/LDTs (outside of FDA) for the nimbleness required to deal w emergencies and to advance diagnostics
www.labcorp.com/tests/140046...
@Labcorp just rolled out access to #H5 #BirdFlu test
This is extremely important & shows Criticality of Lab Developed Tests/LDTs (outside of FDA) for the nimbleness required to deal w emergencies and to advance diagnostics
www.labcorp.com/tests/140046...
140046: Influenza A and Influenza B With Reflex to H5 Subtyping, NAA | Labcorp
Labcorp test details for Influenza A and Influenza B With Reflex to H5 Subtyping, NAA
www.labcorp.com
December 24, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Physicians/public take note:
@Labcorp just rolled out access to #H5 #BirdFlu test
This is extremely important & shows Criticality of Lab Developed Tests/LDTs (outside of FDA) for the nimbleness required to deal w emergencies and to advance diagnostics
www.labcorp.com/tests/140046...
@Labcorp just rolled out access to #H5 #BirdFlu test
This is extremely important & shows Criticality of Lab Developed Tests/LDTs (outside of FDA) for the nimbleness required to deal w emergencies and to advance diagnostics
www.labcorp.com/tests/140046...
there’s a bakery next to this labcorp
ordering the justhadfastinglabs cinnamon roll
ordering the justhadfastinglabs cinnamon roll
June 8, 2026 at 1:18 PM
there’s a bakery next to this labcorp
ordering the justhadfastinglabs cinnamon roll
ordering the justhadfastinglabs cinnamon roll
waitll the boys at labcorp get a load of this
October 8, 2023 at 12:01 AM
waitll the boys at labcorp get a load of this
labcorp is a place of bullshit
July 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
labcorp is a place of bullshit
When that LabCorp email hits
August 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
When that LabCorp email hits
I know the old women at LabCorp love you!!
October 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I know the old women at LabCorp love you!!
they're calling her the prettiest bloodbag at labcorp today
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
they're calling her the prettiest bloodbag at labcorp today
Labcorp being so sweet
July 27, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Labcorp being so sweet
just got this picture in a text from my labcorp tech
April 18, 2024 at 10:46 PM
just got this picture in a text from my labcorp tech
Labcorp, why are you sending “we miss you” emails? I literally had a routine blood draw on FRIDAY.
How much testing do you think I need to do?????
How much testing do you think I need to do?????
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Labcorp, why are you sending “we miss you” emails? I literally had a routine blood draw on FRIDAY.
How much testing do you think I need to do?????
How much testing do you think I need to do?????
Labcorp thinks I’m too femme?
July 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Labcorp thinks I’m too femme?
fuck Labcorp with a syringe
October 23, 2023 at 11:40 PM
fuck Labcorp with a syringe
Love going to LabCorp.
April 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Love going to LabCorp.
watching all the elderly folks struggle with the Express Check In at LabCorp, the prevailing attitude of American health care stays "fuck you, pay me"
August 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
watching all the elderly folks struggle with the Express Check In at LabCorp, the prevailing attitude of American health care stays "fuck you, pay me"
We live in hell
January 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We live in hell
FUCK THE FUCK OFF LABCORP, GET OUT OF MY INBOX!
They processed my Pap smear. I wanted the results, not a relationship. Don’t send me marketing messages.
They processed my Pap smear. I wanted the results, not a relationship. Don’t send me marketing messages.
February 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
FUCK THE FUCK OFF LABCORP, GET OUT OF MY INBOX!
They processed my Pap smear. I wanted the results, not a relationship. Don’t send me marketing messages.
They processed my Pap smear. I wanted the results, not a relationship. Don’t send me marketing messages.
I don’t know why LabCorp has you schedule appointment times for routine bloodwork. You always end up waiting another hour anyway.
May 21, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I don’t know why LabCorp has you schedule appointment times for routine bloodwork. You always end up waiting another hour anyway.