#Lama
THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.
April 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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August 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Dalai Lama Tapped As Interim Pope
April 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
December 25, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp theonion.com/dalai-l...
February 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mar https://theonion.com/dalai-lama-announces-one-year-residency-inside-body-of-bruno-mars/
September 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp
Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp
DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—The Dalai Lama announced in a press conference Monday that he has revised his position that suffering is an inevitable fact of life and that he now believes life is only suffering w...
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February 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
September 20, 2023 at 6:48 PM
A imprensa passou a campanha toda arrastando o Lula pra esse mar de lama e fica reclamando que ninguém apreentou proposta, que o eleitorado tá apático, desengajado, etc. Aí o Lula conseguiu mudar o foco, pautar de forma positiva, mas já veio o mar de lama de novo. É método.
Olha, eu voto desde 1986. Sabe um papo da imprensa que eu sempre achei babaca, mas hoje eu acho canalha? É o "Ninguém apresenta proposta"
Ninguém apresenta proposta porque a imprensa não se importa e nunca se importou com proposta. Vcs cobrem eleição como se fosse briga de rua, desde sempre
September 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
delay lama lives
April 11, 2026 at 8:54 AM
so the Pope is with the Dalai Lama on a nondenominational world peace tour & they stop in Chicago. The pope takes the Lama to his favorite hot dog stand, says, you gotta try it, this guy's the best. the guy says "What can I getcha, Your Holiness?" & the Dalai Lama says "Make me one with everything."
May 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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September 28, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Que Kassio Nunes NESSA LAMA TODA siga no TSE é simplesmente inacreditável.
September 29, 2026 at 12:52 PM
‘’LONG LIVE HIS HOLINESS THE DALAI LAMA’’
January 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Tolai Lama
March 3, 2026 at 9:24 AM
How the Dalai Lama Got Nominated for His First Grammy - Rolling Stone
January 29, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The CEO of General Mills should receive the title “General Mills.” It should be like becoming the Dalai Lama. Everyone who works there should have a military rank.
September 30, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Playing with my Tickle-Me-Elmo and it tells me that the Dalai Lama was paid by the CIA
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
And yet more from The Dolly Lama.
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
August 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
September 25, 2026 at 9:40 AM
“While I am proud to have served Tibetan Buddhism in my current body since 1940, I could not pass up the opportunity to inhabit one of pop’s most electrifying showmen.” — Dalai Lama
Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mars
DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—Touting it as an exciting limited engagement that would precede his next official reincarnation, His Holiness the Dalai Lama announced Wednesday that after his death he would partic...
theonion.com
September 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM