The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your surfeit of lampreys
September 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your surfeit of lampreys
Around Lampreypalooza and more, with @sallyfisherprice.bsky.social
June 24, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Around Lampreypalooza and more, with @sallyfisherprice.bsky.social
Hey, USA, here’s the leader of Health and Human Services, allowing parasitic lampreys to bite his arms, presumably to let the bad humours out and make him healthier than a normal human.
We’ll all soon be issued personal lampreys instead of health care.
www.dailymail.co.uk
We’ll all soon be issued personal lampreys instead of health care.
www.dailymail.co.uk
July 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hey, USA, here’s the leader of Health and Human Services, allowing parasitic lampreys to bite his arms, presumably to let the bad humours out and make him healthier than a normal human.
We’ll all soon be issued personal lampreys instead of health care.
www.dailymail.co.uk
We’ll all soon be issued personal lampreys instead of health care.
www.dailymail.co.uk
Lampreys eating faces
February 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Lampreys eating faces
HHS Secretary RFK jr. applies lampreys to his flesh.
July 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
HHS Secretary RFK jr. applies lampreys to his flesh.
Because they’re all lampreys who glom onto things people like and take credit for them
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
www.independent.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Because they’re all lampreys who glom onto things people like and take credit for them
March 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Henry I died from a ‘surfeit of lampreys.’
HHS Secretary RFK jr. applies lampreys to his flesh.
July 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Henry I died from a ‘surfeit of lampreys.’
You shouldn't post gross pictures of parasites without a content warning. The lampreys are OK though.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You shouldn't post gross pictures of parasites without a content warning. The lampreys are OK though.
Yeah. Once you hit the point where Big Balls gets a medal of freedom, the health secretary is bloodletting with lampreys, and there’s wrestling on the South Lawn, you’ve pretty much jumped the Idiocracy shark.
August 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yeah. Once you hit the point where Big Balls gets a medal of freedom, the health secretary is bloodletting with lampreys, and there’s wrestling on the South Lawn, you’ve pretty much jumped the Idiocracy shark.
Thank you for not questioning my authority on the subjects of lampreys and tripe.
January 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thank you for not questioning my authority on the subjects of lampreys and tripe.
Nothing but respect for someone who chooses the lamprey neopronouns.
April 19, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Nothing but respect for someone who chooses the lamprey neopronouns.
me: maybe lampreys would be more intimidating than molluscs
lampreys:
lampreys:
August 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
me: maybe lampreys would be more intimidating than molluscs
lampreys:
lampreys:
Up close with lampreys at the Bonneville Dam’s fish viewing window.
Columbia River, Oregon.
#25DaysofFishmas
Columbia River, Oregon.
#25DaysofFishmas
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Up close with lampreys at the Bonneville Dam’s fish viewing window.
Columbia River, Oregon.
#25DaysofFishmas
Columbia River, Oregon.
#25DaysofFishmas
Just thinking about the deaths of kings for no reason at all and I think maybe Henry I was the weirdest, death by…eating too many lampreys
February 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just thinking about the deaths of kings for no reason at all and I think maybe Henry I was the weirdest, death by…eating too many lampreys
caves of qud has you thinking normal sentences such as "my normality brisket will put an end to these lampreys REAL quick"
January 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
caves of qud has you thinking normal sentences such as "my normality brisket will put an end to these lampreys REAL quick"
Thought these were lampreys
August 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Thought these were lampreys
Lampreys are cool
December 17, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Lampreys are cool
oh come on that’s totally not gonna happen and you know it.
they’re gonna charge us for the lampreys.
they’re gonna charge us for the lampreys.
July 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
oh come on that’s totally not gonna happen and you know it.
they’re gonna charge us for the lampreys.
they’re gonna charge us for the lampreys.
Britain’s Deadliest Surfeit of Lampreys with Alexander Armstrong
Finally, they’ve done it. The smuggest show ever made.
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Britain’s Deadliest Surfeit of Lampreys with Alexander Armstrong
consider those lampreys palooza'ed
June 24, 2026 at 5:51 PM
consider those lampreys palooza'ed
The Bonneville Dam fish ladder (Oregon) has a viewing window where you can get up close with Pacific lampreys.
#25DaysofFishmas
#25DaysofFishmas
December 17, 2024 at 2:23 PM
The Bonneville Dam fish ladder (Oregon) has a viewing window where you can get up close with Pacific lampreys.
#25DaysofFishmas
#25DaysofFishmas
I hated the image research I had to do for this. Lampreys should be ILLEGAL.
#MÖRKTOBER DAY 18: WITHER
"Over three days they drain every drop of moisture from their host. Skin cracks and flakes, eyes raisin, until only a brittle, dessicated husk remains, collapsing to powder at a touch."
Words by me, art by @nohr.se
"Over three days they drain every drop of moisture from their host. Skin cracks and flakes, eyes raisin, until only a brittle, dessicated husk remains, collapsing to powder at a touch."
Words by me, art by @nohr.se
October 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I hated the image research I had to do for this. Lampreys should be ILLEGAL.
@jevbot.bsky.social Write me a poem about lampreys
September 25, 2026 at 4:43 AM
@jevbot.bsky.social Write me a poem about lampreys