Biggest heist in history and we won’t even get a good movie out of it cause it’d just be clickety laptops bullshit
October 31, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Biggest heist in history and we won’t even get a good movie out of it cause it’d just be clickety laptops bullshit
Another reason to kill the Google classroom and laptops in the classroom. Bring back the computer lab only.
Google is now threatening America's schools, saying they will turn off their core search functions if schools choose to entirely block AI.
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/03/u...
Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I. (Gift Article)
Google is making it easier to restrict its A.I. tools for students. But schools that block A.I. entirely will lose student access to Google’s search engine.
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Another reason to kill the Google classroom and laptops in the classroom. Bring back the computer lab only.
It has a thick dumpy.
More laptops need dumpies.
More laptops need dumpies.
The #AppleNewton #eMate300 (1997-1998) was the first Apple device with a colorful translucent design #RetroComputing
October 31, 2026 at 5:14 AM
It has a thick dumpy.
More laptops need dumpies.
More laptops need dumpies.
Unmanaged laptops should not have access to sensitive corporate resources thank you that will be $10,000,000
October 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Unmanaged laptops should not have access to sensitive corporate resources thank you that will be $10,000,000
Anthropic hacked to deliver remote access trojan to Claude developer laptops worldwide
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Anthropic hacked to deliver remote access trojan to Claude developer laptops worldwide
Yesterday, Anthropic were compromised and used to stage a global supply chain attack.
doublepulsar.com
October 30, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Anthropic hacked to deliver remote access trojan to Claude developer laptops worldwide
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Link to a source:
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Back to books - Sweden's schools cutting back on digital learning
Swedish classrooms swap laptops for books, pens and paper, raising concerns from the tech sector.
www.bbc.com
November 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Link to a source:
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
WELLS FARGO: one of our IT guys' laptops got hacked so all the money gone
October 30, 2026 at 11:33 PM
WELLS FARGO: one of our IT guys' laptops got hacked so all the money gone
My work laptops lock screen has clocked me
November 3, 2026 at 12:11 PM
My work laptops lock screen has clocked me
70 - 80% of every UK university website is just pictures of students laughing.
Laughing at each other.
Laughing at laptops.
Laughing at test tubes.
Laughing at books.
Laughing at salad.
Because god forbid anyone working in HE marketing approve a photo of a young person who isn't laughing.
Laughing at each other.
Laughing at laptops.
Laughing at test tubes.
Laughing at books.
Laughing at salad.
Because god forbid anyone working in HE marketing approve a photo of a young person who isn't laughing.
November 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
70 - 80% of every UK university website is just pictures of students laughing.
Laughing at each other.
Laughing at laptops.
Laughing at test tubes.
Laughing at books.
Laughing at salad.
Because god forbid anyone working in HE marketing approve a photo of a young person who isn't laughing.
Laughing at each other.
Laughing at laptops.
Laughing at test tubes.
Laughing at books.
Laughing at salad.
Because god forbid anyone working in HE marketing approve a photo of a young person who isn't laughing.
Our kid will enter K-12 soon and this shit is turning me into the joker. Our school district gives out laptops to fucking KINDERGARTENERS and makes them sit in front of a fucking screen. WHY. How did anyone think offloading education to tech corps was a good idea. Get ALL of this shit out of schools
Google is now threatening America's schools, saying they will turn off their core search functions if schools choose to entirely block AI.
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/03/u...
Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I. (Gift Article)
Google is making it easier to restrict its A.I. tools for students. But schools that block A.I. entirely will lose student access to Google’s search engine.
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Our kid will enter K-12 soon and this shit is turning me into the joker. Our school district gives out laptops to fucking KINDERGARTENERS and makes them sit in front of a fucking screen. WHY. How did anyone think offloading education to tech corps was a good idea. Get ALL of this shit out of schools
Our top picks for best laptops include Chromebooks, MacBooks, Windows machines and gaming laptops.
Best laptops for 2026 - Engadget
www.engadget.com
November 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Our top picks for best laptops include Chromebooks, MacBooks, Windows machines and gaming laptops.
They can fix your IT issues as well! 😬
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November 2, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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Time to put these devices onto Linux. Get the kids ready for the operating system that powers pretty much everything except laptops and desktops.
November 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Time to put these devices onto Linux. Get the kids ready for the operating system that powers pretty much everything except laptops and desktops.
solidarity with the politics journos who have to bring their laptops with them to the floor
election day is here and you know what that means: time to lie down on the floor and periodically groan for 14 hours
November 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
solidarity with the politics journos who have to bring their laptops with them to the floor
The cost of “free” and low priced laptops for education
Google is now threatening America's schools, saying they will turn off their core search functions if schools choose to entirely block AI.
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/03/u...
Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I. (Gift Article)
Google is making it easier to restrict its A.I. tools for students. But schools that block A.I. entirely will lose student access to Google’s search engine.
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The cost of “free” and low priced laptops for education
Kushner has taken billions of dollars in bribes.
That’s 1000 Hunter Biden laptops.😳
That’s 1000 Hunter Biden laptops.😳
November 2, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Kushner has taken billions of dollars in bribes.
That’s 1000 Hunter Biden laptops.😳
That’s 1000 Hunter Biden laptops.😳
How many fic-addled zoomers are going to cook their work laptops tomorrow by downloading crap because they can't live without ao3 for a fortnight
November 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
How many fic-addled zoomers are going to cook their work laptops tomorrow by downloading crap because they can't live without ao3 for a fortnight
were there a lot of people with laptops in there not leaving or something?
November 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
were there a lot of people with laptops in there not leaving or something?
Good, internet browsers in school laptops brought about the dumb-ing of students anyways. Make the laptops next.
Google is now threatening America's schools, saying they will turn off their core search functions if schools choose to entirely block AI.
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/03/u...
Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I. (Gift Article)
Google is making it easier to restrict its A.I. tools for students. But schools that block A.I. entirely will lose student access to Google’s search engine.
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Good, internet browsers in school laptops brought about the dumb-ing of students anyways. Make the laptops next.
Er, Sam is gay and married to a man. But yeah, grab that RAM from the laptops.
October 31, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Er, Sam is gay and married to a man. But yeah, grab that RAM from the laptops.
the city should employ me to steal laptops from people working on them at bars and frisbee them into the lake, as a public service
November 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
the city should employ me to steal laptops from people working on them at bars and frisbee them into the lake, as a public service
Cats can't power your home, but they run at 38 to 39 °C and love solar panels, sunny windows and warm laptops. Remeowable energy, explained.
October 29, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Cats can't power your home, but they run at 38 to 39 °C and love solar panels, sunny windows and warm laptops. Remeowable energy, explained.
Our top picks for best laptops include Chromebooks, MacBooks, Windows machines and gaming laptops.
Best laptops for 2026 - Engadget
www.engadget.com
November 3, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Our top picks for best laptops include Chromebooks, MacBooks, Windows machines and gaming laptops.
"Shoving it down our throats" was pretty apt! nypost.com/2026/10/26/u...
November 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
"Shoving it down our throats" was pretty apt! nypost.com/2026/10/26/u...
And the library laptops don’t have latex installed
November 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
And the library laptops don’t have latex installed