My man looks like lard in a jacket.
October 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
My man looks like lard in a jacket.
Praise the Lard
March 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Praise the Lard
Name this band. Here, we'll go first: Lard Zeppelin
October 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Name this band. Here, we'll go first: Lard Zeppelin
Chugging Lard~
🎨: @smorgasgored.bsky.social
🎨: @smorgasgored.bsky.social
March 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Chugging Lard~
🎨: @smorgasgored.bsky.social
🎨: @smorgasgored.bsky.social
Praise the Lard!
February 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Praise the Lard!
One of my favourite bad TV censorship moments that lives rent free in my head is from Stand By Me during the Lardass sequence.
Everyone just calls him “Lard”.
So when they’re cheering him on, you just see these people yelling “LARD
LARD
LARD”
The cuts to silence in the bleachers killed me.
Everyone just calls him “Lard”.
So when they’re cheering him on, you just see these people yelling “LARD
LARD
LARD”
The cuts to silence in the bleachers killed me.
May 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
One of my favourite bad TV censorship moments that lives rent free in my head is from Stand By Me during the Lardass sequence.
Everyone just calls him “Lard”.
So when they’re cheering him on, you just see these people yelling “LARD
LARD
LARD”
The cuts to silence in the bleachers killed me.
Everyone just calls him “Lard”.
So when they’re cheering him on, you just see these people yelling “LARD
LARD
LARD”
The cuts to silence in the bleachers killed me.
Immobilize a hog with lard?
September 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Immobilize a hog with lard?
Tummy Tuesday, hot lard delivery
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Tummy Tuesday, hot lard delivery
Loving the fresh lard 🥰
September 23, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Loving the fresh lard 🥰
Every new pound is bliss… need absolutely buried in lard 🐽💦
September 26, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Every new pound is bliss… need absolutely buried in lard 🐽💦
Feeling like a sack of lard 🐷
#widewednesday
#widewednesday
October 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Feeling like a sack of lard 🐷
#widewednesday
#widewednesday
Yen and her landslide lard 👀
June 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yen and her landslide lard 👀
Force fed into a tub of lard. No turning back now.
July 25, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Force fed into a tub of lard. No turning back now.
Rubio at the wrestling match is looking as bad as lard ass. Selling your soul has that affect.
April 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Rubio at the wrestling match is looking as bad as lard ass. Selling your soul has that affect.
The Lard Lad Defenders
June 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Lard Lad Defenders
Beware of “accidentally ”crushed by pure lard
May 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Beware of “accidentally ”crushed by pure lard
looking lard-ge
June 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
looking lard-ge
Depositing Garde lard onto your timeline
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Depositing Garde lard onto your timeline
I need so much more lard 🐷
August 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I need so much more lard 🐷