They cook the fries in beef tallow. (Polite for beef lard)
October 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
They cook the fries in beef tallow. (Polite for beef lard)
They sell lard now. For health reasons you understand.
October 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
They sell lard now. For health reasons you understand.
Bro WHAT?
How da fuq do any of those lard ass booger wolves fix their stank mouths to speak on ANYONE’s attractiveness?
Are there no mirrors where they are?
OMG that pissed me off!!!
How da fuq do any of those lard ass booger wolves fix their stank mouths to speak on ANYONE’s attractiveness?
Are there no mirrors where they are?
OMG that pissed me off!!!
October 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Bro WHAT?
How da fuq do any of those lard ass booger wolves fix their stank mouths to speak on ANYONE’s attractiveness?
Are there no mirrors where they are?
OMG that pissed me off!!!
How da fuq do any of those lard ass booger wolves fix their stank mouths to speak on ANYONE’s attractiveness?
Are there no mirrors where they are?
OMG that pissed me off!!!
Blue Lard sounds like it goes beyond the hallucinatory alternate WWII that is the setting of the Australian (yes, down under) series Danger 5.
October 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Blue Lard sounds like it goes beyond the hallucinatory alternate WWII that is the setting of the Australian (yes, down under) series Danger 5.
Oops, Alligators is NOT funny; Blue Lard IS funny. Both are totally ill.
Just to clarify.
And I'm sorry to hear that. All too often I can't find books I want to read. Even with the internet. It's so demoralizing.
Currently struggling to read a crappy PDF because the paperback is $500 😭
Just to clarify.
And I'm sorry to hear that. All too often I can't find books I want to read. Even with the internet. It's so demoralizing.
Currently struggling to read a crappy PDF because the paperback is $500 😭
October 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Oops, Alligators is NOT funny; Blue Lard IS funny. Both are totally ill.
Just to clarify.
And I'm sorry to hear that. All too often I can't find books I want to read. Even with the internet. It's so demoralizing.
Currently struggling to read a crappy PDF because the paperback is $500 😭
Just to clarify.
And I'm sorry to hear that. All too often I can't find books I want to read. Even with the internet. It's so demoralizing.
Currently struggling to read a crappy PDF because the paperback is $500 😭
It was the arrogance he had as though he was so special that the Queen ought to know her place and fall in behind his lard arse and the crowd was there to offer him adulation
October 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
It was the arrogance he had as though he was so special that the Queen ought to know her place and fall in behind his lard arse and the crowd was there to offer him adulation
I have both lard and bacon grease I need to use up, so I'll fry up in that tonight.
For my gravy, I'll use the seasoned flour and the leftover milk from the soak. I'll also use a little soy sauce for a bit of color and flavor.
For my gravy, I'll use the seasoned flour and the leftover milk from the soak. I'll also use a little soy sauce for a bit of color and flavor.
October 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I have both lard and bacon grease I need to use up, so I'll fry up in that tonight.
For my gravy, I'll use the seasoned flour and the leftover milk from the soak. I'll also use a little soy sauce for a bit of color and flavor.
For my gravy, I'll use the seasoned flour and the leftover milk from the soak. I'll also use a little soy sauce for a bit of color and flavor.
Special Skill: Lard Armor
October 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Special Skill: Lard Armor
It is hard to ignore how fit Obama is as compared to Trump who looks like a heap of lard in a bucket.
One of the greatest presidents has returned to help defeat the most corrupt person in US history.
October 5, 2026 at 7:35 PM
It is hard to ignore how fit Obama is as compared to Trump who looks like a heap of lard in a bucket.
A false flag (possibly on Mara-lard-arse) to declare martial law and suspend the midterms; this is what was being said around the gym this morning, here at the bottom of the world.
Mentally compromised, and you can not own a gun, mentally deficient president, and he is in control of the military.
Mentally compromised, and you can not own a gun, mentally deficient president, and he is in control of the military.
Most Americans blame Trump for high prices as his economic approval hits new low, AP-NORC poll shows
A majority, 65%, of U.S. adults now blame Trump’s policies for persistently high costs more than factors outside of his control, signaling growing weariness over his aggressive use of tariffs and cont...
www.pbs.org
October 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
A false flag (possibly on Mara-lard-arse) to declare martial law and suspend the midterms; this is what was being said around the gym this morning, here at the bottom of the world.
Mentally compromised, and you can not own a gun, mentally deficient president, and he is in control of the military.
Mentally compromised, and you can not own a gun, mentally deficient president, and he is in control of the military.
Using any excuse for this lump of lard narcissist is ridiculous. He's ALWAYS BEEN A SHIT. DO NOT GIVE HIM AN OUT. #Trump #pedophile #treasonous #conman #grifter #criminal
October 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Using any excuse for this lump of lard narcissist is ridiculous. He's ALWAYS BEEN A SHIT. DO NOT GIVE HIM AN OUT. #Trump #pedophile #treasonous #conman #grifter #criminal
The first appearance of Lard Lad Donuts. I love how the giant Lard Lad mascot roars like Godzilla!
October 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The first appearance of Lard Lad Donuts. I love how the giant Lard Lad mascot roars like Godzilla!
Made some fèves au lard.
October 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Made some fèves au lard.
They praise the tub of lard 🥰
October 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
They praise the tub of lard 🥰
sometimes i think this cat is getting less fat and then i look over at her and a lard is looking back at me
October 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
sometimes i think this cat is getting less fat and then i look over at her and a lard is looking back at me
Lard Ass was franticly playing the air accordion this morning.
October 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Lard Ass was franticly playing the air accordion this morning.
In the uk, 30 or so years ago, many attempts were made to get on the show the deputy leader of the labouf party as a guest, but he always backed out at the last minute.
In the end, they just went ahead anyway.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x3azcyu
In the end, they just went ahead anyway.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x3azcyu
Have I Got News For You - Tub of Lard episode - 4th June 1993 - video Dailymotion
Watch Have I Got News For You - Tub of Lard episode - 4th June 1993 - Rob Francis on Dailymotion
www.dailymotion.com
October 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
In the uk, 30 or so years ago, many attempts were made to get on the show the deputy leader of the labouf party as a guest, but he always backed out at the last minute.
In the end, they just went ahead anyway.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x3azcyu
In the end, they just went ahead anyway.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x3azcyu
Blue Lard is in my hands this very moment. Still need to read that Kloss, his others that I’ve read are a phenomenal.
October 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Blue Lard is in my hands this very moment. Still need to read that Kloss, his others that I’ve read are a phenomenal.
they signed waivers, they probably knew what they were getting into (abyss-deep folds that swallow them up in multi-ton blankets of billowing lard, or an enormous maw that's always ravenous for its next meal, its thick, gluttonous tongue eager to taste anything and everything...)
October 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
they signed waivers, they probably knew what they were getting into (abyss-deep folds that swallow them up in multi-ton blankets of billowing lard, or an enormous maw that's always ravenous for its next meal, its thick, gluttonous tongue eager to taste anything and everything...)
Reading nothing but absolute BANERS these days:
"The Alligators of Abraham" by Robert Kloss (defeats Cormac McCarthy as hallucinatory historical)
"Blue Lard" by Vladimir Sorokin (the way I cringed in respiratory agony when I thought Hitler was gonna fuck the dog)
Next up, "Works Of Vermin"!!
"The Alligators of Abraham" by Robert Kloss (defeats Cormac McCarthy as hallucinatory historical)
"Blue Lard" by Vladimir Sorokin (the way I cringed in respiratory agony when I thought Hitler was gonna fuck the dog)
Next up, "Works Of Vermin"!!
October 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Reading nothing but absolute BANERS these days:
"The Alligators of Abraham" by Robert Kloss (defeats Cormac McCarthy as hallucinatory historical)
"Blue Lard" by Vladimir Sorokin (the way I cringed in respiratory agony when I thought Hitler was gonna fuck the dog)
Next up, "Works Of Vermin"!!
"The Alligators of Abraham" by Robert Kloss (defeats Cormac McCarthy as hallucinatory historical)
"Blue Lard" by Vladimir Sorokin (the way I cringed in respiratory agony when I thought Hitler was gonna fuck the dog)
Next up, "Works Of Vermin"!!
permablobscape... a massive, rolling mountain of blubber who's become a natural feature. tourists climb over the vast rolls of flab in groups to toss food into the belching, moaning crater that holds their lard-smothered face, and more gather at their base to watch them grow fatter in visible spurts
October 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
permablobscape... a massive, rolling mountain of blubber who's become a natural feature. tourists climb over the vast rolls of flab in groups to toss food into the belching, moaning crater that holds their lard-smothered face, and more gather at their base to watch them grow fatter in visible spurts
I completely understand and agree! I share the butter method with my younger fam but still have lard on hand, just in case. 😅
I love being in the kitchen with kids who like to cook!
I love being in the kitchen with kids who like to cook!
October 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I completely understand and agree! I share the butter method with my younger fam but still have lard on hand, just in case. 😅
I love being in the kitchen with kids who like to cook!
I love being in the kitchen with kids who like to cook!
lewat iklan fantuan di jakarta, udah ngeces pengen nyobain, taunya no pork no lard jahh
October 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
lewat iklan fantuan di jakarta, udah ngeces pengen nyobain, taunya no pork no lard jahh
I understand the advantages of lard but prefer butter myself, and so am handing down that knowledge.
October 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I understand the advantages of lard but prefer butter myself, and so am handing down that knowledge.
That's an insult to lard.
October 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
That's an insult to lard.