I wish we could vote to abolish lawns and lawn grass
i hate lawns. i hate the american desire for lawn grass and to always cut it and destroy wildlife habitats for it
i hate lawns. i hate the american desire for lawn grass and to always cut it and destroy wildlife habitats for it
November 6, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I wish we could vote to abolish lawns and lawn grass
i hate lawns. i hate the american desire for lawn grass and to always cut it and destroy wildlife habitats for it
i hate lawns. i hate the american desire for lawn grass and to always cut it and destroy wildlife habitats for it
we're outlawing green grass lawns
native flora
no landscaping
homes for bugs and critters
rebuild the prairies and the fields starting in your front yard
native flora
no landscaping
homes for bugs and critters
rebuild the prairies and the fields starting in your front yard
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 4:56 AM
we're outlawing green grass lawns
native flora
no landscaping
homes for bugs and critters
rebuild the prairies and the fields starting in your front yard
native flora
no landscaping
homes for bugs and critters
rebuild the prairies and the fields starting in your front yard
Cannot wait to start seeing rundown cyber trucks on rednecks’ lawns
November 6, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Cannot wait to start seeing rundown cyber trucks on rednecks’ lawns
All lawns are illegal. Native plants only.
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
All lawns are illegal. Native plants only.
Omg todays the day 🤩🤩🤩
If anyone needs me I'll be smashing various vases and slashing up people's lawns. Also might jump off a cliff with a chicken 😏
If anyone needs me I'll be smashing various vases and slashing up people's lawns. Also might jump off a cliff with a chicken 😏
November 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Omg todays the day 🤩🤩🤩
If anyone needs me I'll be smashing various vases and slashing up people's lawns. Also might jump off a cliff with a chicken 😏
If anyone needs me I'll be smashing various vases and slashing up people's lawns. Also might jump off a cliff with a chicken 😏
I’m a “Hissing of Summer Lawns” fan myself.
November 7, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I’m a “Hissing of Summer Lawns” fan myself.
No more lawns. Native plants in all green areas.
Followed by red street lamps to reduce bird confusion and light pollution.
Followed by red street lamps to reduce bird confusion and light pollution.
November 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
No more lawns. Native plants in all green areas.
Followed by red street lamps to reduce bird confusion and light pollution.
Followed by red street lamps to reduce bird confusion and light pollution.
"The Hissing Of Summer Lawns"- Mitchell/ Guerin
This is a dark one but I really admire it's sharp bite.
This is a dark one but I really admire it's sharp bite.
November 7, 2026 at 2:18 PM
"The Hissing Of Summer Lawns"- Mitchell/ Guerin
This is a dark one but I really admire it's sharp bite.
This is a dark one but I really admire it's sharp bite.
I think mowing lawns is code for spending all day on Grindr.
November 4, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I think mowing lawns is code for spending all day on Grindr.
Hay there, sorry for the awkward angle. Currently in bed with a nasty allergy attack, no thanks to all my neighbors for scalping their lawns… *AAACHOO* … *sniff* … 🤧anyhow hope y’all have a good weekend *AAACHOO*… 🤧
November 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Hay there, sorry for the awkward angle. Currently in bed with a nasty allergy attack, no thanks to all my neighbors for scalping their lawns… *AAACHOO* … *sniff* … 🤧anyhow hope y’all have a good weekend *AAACHOO*… 🤧
He said if Democrats won, he would go mow lawns
Man Struggles Mowing Lawn
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November 4, 2026 at 3:36 AM
He said if Democrats won, he would go mow lawns
Louisiana lawns are waiting
You promised 

You promised 

November 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Louisiana lawns are waiting
You promised 

You promised 

So many but "Shades of Scarlett Conquering" on the "Summer Lawns" album is extraordinary.
November 7, 2026 at 10:52 AM
So many but "Shades of Scarlett Conquering" on the "Summer Lawns" album is extraordinary.
#haiku #dailyhaiku #mydailyhaiku
Giant heaps of leaves,
Decaying piles dragged on tarps,
Neat and naked lawns.
Giant heaps of leaves,
Decaying piles dragged on tarps,
Neat and naked lawns.
November 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
#haiku #dailyhaiku #mydailyhaiku
Giant heaps of leaves,
Decaying piles dragged on tarps,
Neat and naked lawns.
Giant heaps of leaves,
Decaying piles dragged on tarps,
Neat and naked lawns.
Goodbye cybertruck. Can't wait until they discontinue the parts and all the cybertrucks out there are sitting on concrete blocks on mansion lawns.
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Elon is going down like the Titanic.
We put together a highlight reel in memory of the biggest flop in automotive history. #wankpanzer #Cybertruck #cyberstuck #fail
We put together a highlight reel in memory of the biggest flop in automotive history. #wankpanzer #Cybertruck #cyberstuck #fail
November 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Goodbye cybertruck. Can't wait until they discontinue the parts and all the cybertrucks out there are sitting on concrete blocks on mansion lawns.
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I KNOW! Like, lawns would look infinitely better untamed, with a bunch of gorgeous wild flowers growing in it. I'd much rather see that, than see nothing but neatly trimmed lawns
November 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I KNOW! Like, lawns would look infinitely better untamed, with a bunch of gorgeous wild flowers growing in it. I'd much rather see that, than see nothing but neatly trimmed lawns
Mow lawns. Isn't that what he said?
November 4, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Mow lawns. Isn't that what he said?
No more lawns.
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 7:09 AM
No more lawns.
Mowing lawns and renovating closets are in his little future.
November 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Mowing lawns and renovating closets are in his little future.
Yeah they did comment to the effect that blood on hockey equipment was as common as grass in lawns, haha
November 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Yeah they did comment to the effect that blood on hockey equipment was as common as grass in lawns, haha
The obsession American landscape architects have with huge lawns on top of highway lids/infrastructure *which doesn't naturally drain* has to be studied
The Seattle Design Commission is getting an update on the Roanoke highway lid this morning, and I am pondering the likelihood of the "great lawn" actually looking like this when it's finished rather than turning into a muddy gathering spot for geese.
November 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The obsession American landscape architects have with huge lawns on top of highway lids/infrastructure *which doesn't naturally drain* has to be studied
and occasionally get to tell the kids to get off our lawns
November 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
and occasionally get to tell the kids to get off our lawns
got lawns to mow
November 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
got lawns to mow