#Lawyers
I feel like competent lawyers care about their reputations.
October 28, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Oh. Definitely swapped up on lawyers.
1. Jared Kushner’s attorneys at Clare Locke have sent Vanity Fair a formal demand letter disputing the story and demanding its removal.
October 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
If you want to contribute to or need help from the NLG, go to www.nlg.org
National Lawyers Guild
www.nlg.org
October 28, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I ❤️ National Lawyers Guild
October 28, 2026 at 12:13 AM
for my friends in Western Washington, remember that the phone number for the Seattle chapter of the National Lawyers' Guild is 206-OK-TRY-ME
Last year today was one of the scariest days of my life.

We initially called a lawyer who wanted to work with feds to arrange a perp walk. Kat told that guy to fuck himself.

Thank God for the National Lawyer's Guild, who Kat called right after. They were ready to fight the bullshit on zero notice.
Today is the anniversary of being told by an FBI agent that I was about to be federally indicted.

I tried to look for pictures from that day but all there is the tableau of full-body stress hives all over my back. 0/10, take better pictures future Kat
October 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Ugh lawyers
October 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
New rule: White House lawyers go to prison first, and longest.
Scoop: White House lawyers are weighing preemptive mass pardons for junior staff, sources says

Under discussion: Pardoning everyone involved in deportation, war, or trade policy

www.washingtonsun.com/whitehouse/w...
White House Is Weighing Mass Pardons for Junior Staff
Conservative groups influential with the Trump administration have pressed for the preemptive acts of clemency.
www.washingtonsun.com
October 24, 2026 at 5:29 PM
👀 👀 👀

Another no bill in D.C. federal court today.

We're out to some lawyers...
Now we're on a break while the magistrate deals with grand jury returns.

Neville Hedley for DOJ civil rights division shows up.

Magistrate Faruqui: Do you have a return for us?

DOJ: It's a non-concurrence, your honor.

[AKA a no-bill 😂😅☠️]
October 27, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Sounds like DOJ lawyers sat at the wrong table, and the State of CA lawyers had to tell them to switch.

"You guys are the plaintiffs"
October 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
So many Trump thug lawyers need to lose their law licenses. That’s not just talk, they are clearly violating their oaths.
October 27, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I’ll contact my lawyers
October 26, 2026 at 9:14 AM
I am being told that Hasan's attorneys are the Dominion lawyers. To which I utter a hearty and enthusiastic: HELL YEAH BROTHER
October 28, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Cheating Rules Lawyers #dnd
October 26, 2026 at 2:51 PM
And now you know why so many of his DOJ lawyers are facing sanctions
Trump: "That's what a lawyer tells you to answer when you're guilty. Just say, 'Not to my knowledge.'"
October 27, 2026 at 8:34 PM
New Democratic President Looking For 'Young, Left Wing Lawyers' To Fill Sudden SCOTUS Vacancies bsky.app/profile/kedw...
Breaking news, 1/22/29: 3 Supreme Court justices have announced their resignations with more to follow.
October 27, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Btw he got the Dominion lawyers, that's how clear cut this is.
October 28, 2026 at 1:21 AM
This is literally abusive man behavior. Why are lawyers humoring this fartknocker???

When women threaten suicide, they get taken to a mental hospital & get fed pills. When men do it, they are babied by lawyers. 🙃
I hate to repost TMZ but like ... powerful men who are rape defendants saying they need a suppression order because they'll kill themselves otherwise should constitute grounds to immediately take them into protective custody and place them on 24-hour suicide watch
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say
A big-time celebrity is fighting to keep his identity under wraps amid disturbing sexual misconduct allegations ... with his lawyers warning he could take his own life if the claims are made public.
www.tmz.com
October 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
CLF lawyers in panic
Cleveland-Cliffs CEO: I bought Stelco because I could not afford anymore having Stelco flooding the market here in the United States to the detriment of my own company.

David Cochrane: Am I understanding you correctly there? It was a defensive acquisition?
October 27, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Lawyers...plse help her sue
October 24, 2026 at 2:38 PM
👩‍⚖️ We help lawyers fighting for their clients ⤵️
October 28, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Some Canadian govt lawyers are archiving this clip as we speak.
Cleveland-Cliffs CEO: I bought Stelco because I could not afford anymore having Stelco flooding the market here in the United States to the detriment of my own company.

David Cochrane: Am I understanding you correctly there? It was a defensive acquisition?
October 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM
October 27, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Lionel Hutz: A World Without Lawyers
ALT: Lionel Hutz: A World Without Lawyers
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October 25, 2026 at 11:27 AM
OBAMA: "Trump is focused on enriching himself & his family/friends. A Venezuelan billionaire wanted a pardon, so he paid a Trump lawyers $50 million — and lo & behold! The pardon falls out of the sky... We’ve never seen a president straight-up grifting on your dime like this."
October 25, 2026 at 1:56 PM
yes, North Carolina, the lawyers are ready for when the NCGOP tries to steal election(s) again! 🙃
October 27, 2026 at 3:20 AM