they should invent lifealert but instead of summoning an ambulance it summons the pizza guy
August 2, 2023 at 11:43 AM
they should invent lifealert but instead of summoning an ambulance it summons the pizza guy
So cool that microsoft has spent billions of dollars on AI to make a Lifealert for installing Xbox games
March 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
So cool that microsoft has spent billions of dollars on AI to make a Lifealert for installing Xbox games
Imagine: all the stylistic swagger of a LifeAlert monitor, with the functionality replaced by a toxic Bumble connection
September 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Imagine: all the stylistic swagger of a LifeAlert monitor, with the functionality replaced by a toxic Bumble connection
It’s a LifeAlert pendant.
January 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
It’s a LifeAlert pendant.
Are we sure it’s not a LifeAlert pendant?
January 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Are we sure it’s not a LifeAlert pendant?
Wow, LifeAlert is quick!
February 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Wow, LifeAlert is quick!
Ageplay but I'm handing you a lifealert lanyard
April 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Ageplay but I'm handing you a lifealert lanyard
Is LifeAlert just OnStar for people?
January 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Is LifeAlert just OnStar for people?
Who called it driving in Florida instead of LifeAlert®️ in the fast lane?
April 15, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Who called it driving in Florida instead of LifeAlert®️ in the fast lane?
I just called 1-800-GUNNSUP.
It’s a LifeAlert hotline, like the old Ring of Honor hotline that Kevin Kelly did for Sinclair. #AEWCollision
It’s a LifeAlert hotline, like the old Ring of Honor hotline that Kevin Kelly did for Sinclair. #AEWCollision
June 21, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I just called 1-800-GUNNSUP.
It’s a LifeAlert hotline, like the old Ring of Honor hotline that Kevin Kelly did for Sinclair. #AEWCollision
It’s a LifeAlert hotline, like the old Ring of Honor hotline that Kevin Kelly did for Sinclair. #AEWCollision
Schumer could have recruited one of the gubernatorials (or gotten Chellie Pingree in and cleared the field for her seat for her daughter), or backed the brewery guy, or whatever. Instead he went for the LifeAlert Caucus.
May 30, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Schumer could have recruited one of the gubernatorials (or gotten Chellie Pingree in and cleared the field for her seat for her daughter), or backed the brewery guy, or whatever. Instead he went for the LifeAlert Caucus.
Add another one to the LifeAlert Caucus
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Add another one to the LifeAlert Caucus
LifeAlert but when you have a really good Post but not your phone
August 9, 2024 at 2:49 PM
LifeAlert but when you have a really good Post but not your phone
I cant wait to be 74 with a LifeAlert™️ that transmits “Diva Down🎉” when i fall
March 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I cant wait to be 74 with a LifeAlert™️ that transmits “Diva Down🎉” when i fall
March 22, 2026 at 1:13 AM
happy hump day i've fallen and i can't get up 😭 #lifealert #humpday #humpmeday #someonetouchmybutt #gayandhumping
September 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
happy hump day i've fallen and i can't get up 😭 #lifealert #humpday #humpmeday #someonetouchmybutt #gayandhumping
misa needs lifealert :( #deathnote #misaamane
April 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
misa needs lifealert :( #deathnote #misaamane
LifeAlert has a potential new ad campaign.
January 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
LifeAlert has a potential new ad campaign.
Need something like a LifeAlert but that only notifies my husband when he doesn’t see my urgent texts like this one
A WifeAlert
A WifeAlert
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Need something like a LifeAlert but that only notifies my husband when he doesn’t see my urgent texts like this one
A WifeAlert
A WifeAlert
sean do i need to get you a lifealert
June 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
sean do i need to get you a lifealert
Watched Rich Hill’s first inning and it looks like LifeAlert and PitchCom technology is compatible after all
July 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Watched Rich Hill’s first inning and it looks like LifeAlert and PitchCom technology is compatible after all
Mans getting those LifeAlert and Apple Watch endorsement deals after this
Look at this body position, Trevor Lawrence ate shit as hard as you could, he’s a hippo in wool socks on a waxed floor, he hit the turf going 300 miles per hour
October 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Mans getting those LifeAlert and Apple Watch endorsement deals after this