#LifeJackets
Curious math 😳
September 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Poor little guy :(

#abdl #babyfur #diaperfur #wet
January 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“For just a few dollars a month, blue-tick subscribers will be the only ones given lifejackets and oxygen masks”
February 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Lifejackets definitely cause autism.
May 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
DHS is wild because it's a ton of smaller purely evil agencies then a bunch of Coasties who make sure lifejackets are safe and boats don't catch on fire and fisheries don't hurt the environment.
February 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Aircooled fullbody lifejackets are a rather strange, but effective kind of beachwear. Rupert's design also has a little surprise...
(comm) #lifejacket
March 21, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Get kids swim lessons. If your kids are going to wear flotation devices, make sure they wear U.S. Coast Guard-approved lifejackets.
May 29, 2026 at 8:12 PM
A very special birthmas doodle for my sweet lovely @arboretumnox.bsky.social Please give them some love!

Me and Him just enjoying nice kisses in inflated lifejackets totally normal hehe!
May 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Everyone should have a Lifejackets Playlist
June 18, 2026 at 1:34 AM
An old and lovely piece done by my sweet @grantpoofy45.bsky.social for my 21st birthday

After discovering he can pair lifejackets and diapers, Isaac is now a changed man~
March 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
great idea. off you go, techno-utopian libertarians, good luck getting your lifejackets from China.
buh-bye now. bye. cheerio.
April 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Obviously targeting the supply of lifejackets is just twisted. People already use things like inner tubes, if they can use anything. You target the supply of lifejackets and gangs just won't buy them, so more people will die.
December 30, 2024 at 9:15 AM
JJ Casuals makes lifejackets?
February 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Tiny Fugitives (2026)
September 19, 2026 at 11:51 PM

Interislander runs aground, passengers in lifejackets www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/interisla...
Interislander ferry runs aground, passengers in lifejackets
Emergency services are on standby.
www.nzherald.co.nz
June 21, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Dr. Bonnie Henry: "Personal Protective Equipment — PPE — that word we all dread"

This leadership is so unserious.
And they think they’re not like RFK Jr.

🫠 Sunscreen, the thing we all dread. Lifejackets, the thing we all dread.
Seatbelts… Shoes… 🫠
Imagine a health official saying "we all loathe condoms"

Framing an evidence-based public health tool with collective disdain undermines public confidence. The same principle applies to masks
May 19, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Plenty of people have died in drysuits and lifejackets. It only takes somebody getting tangled up and things can go badly wrong, very, very quickly.
September 22, 2026 at 10:09 PM
100%

but also

cartoonishly big diaper + lifejackets 🎈?
April 20, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Perhaps most disturbingly has been the proposal to target the supply of lifejackets. We already see people having to use bicycle inner tubes. Such a targeted policy would only end up seeing gangs use even fewer lifejackets, leading to more loss of life. 9/
January 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
11/ The crews were also equipped only with lifejackets rather than immersion suits, another regulatory violation. The Russian authorities have now opened a criminal investigation against the company operating the vessels on suspicion of violating safety rules. /end
December 17, 2024 at 12:17 AM
hey siri are lifejackets for pussies?
September 11, 2023 at 7:52 AM
"Lifejackets!? Why do we need buoyancy aids when we have a perfectly good boat!? Not very people know this, but 'buoyancy' means 'floats' and that's what boats do! Toss those overboard!"
March 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Crewsaver lifejackets in Gosport used to have sales rep called Will Drown.
December 18, 2024 at 6:32 PM