#Lightyears
absolutely brilliant show that was lightyears ahead of its time
September 29, 2026 at 11:53 AM
OH NO you might actually like it

how horrible

several straight guy friends of mine are literally lightyears ahead of me in terms of makeup skill 🙂‍↕️
September 29, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I like the theory that he tried some medical thing to become more masculine thinking a billionaire can just be lightyears ahead of normal science. I don't know if that's true, but it seems to fit his personality
September 29, 2026 at 5:45 AM
(spoilers) Today, I finally watched Toy Story 5 with my mum! It was very nice, but I'm still thinking: where did those 30 Buzz Lightyears go after the end? Tell me I'm not the only one who thought about it. I loved to see the backstory of Jesse too, because I love her since the first movie!
September 29, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Write tight short episodes, or doubles. The season plot arc is the little bits that link together, not one big story. Don't pander to us in a condescending manner. We can smell corporate committee writing involvement lightyears away, stop.

And lastly: Make the Doctor a ginger.
September 28, 2026 at 11:07 PM
In a just world, "Toy Story 5" would have a game that came out 3 days after the movie released and only marginally follows the plot and there would be 3 hidden Buzz Lightyears in every level and it would have one infamously hard level that everyone remembers and IGN would give it a 6.8/10
September 28, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I’d like to see Mona and Ashley from the WarioWare games. And I doubt it’ll ever happen, but I’d love Marina from the N64 game Mischief Makers
September 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
the kids were very cute and I liked them a lot, and also the army of buzz lightyears was actually really funny, most of the times I laughed at the movie were cause of them lmao
September 28, 2026 at 11:54 AM
It just hangs there, clear as a scream in the darkness, the only thing visible for… lightyears.
September 28, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Lauren Betts looks lightyears away from the first few games of the season.
September 27, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Toy Story 5 is p good.
I love all the Buzz Lightyears. Would be cool to see all 50 of them solve different problems and overcome obstacles
September 27, 2026 at 11:04 PM
beer cheese is a specific thing. coors is not what i would want within three lightyears of it.
September 27, 2026 at 10:37 PM
But this doesn't mean a trip between stars takes just weeks, even with the time dilation that happens. Even the closest stellar systems are usually lightyears apart — especially in our part of the galaxy. So trips still take years of shipboard time. Thus ships like Q'Enmari are large and livable…
September 27, 2026 at 7:16 PM
yep - healed up ok.

glute muscle is still a little grumbly but lightyears from this pic
September 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
They become conscious thinking they are on a space mission. They should t need to be taught or discover language in any way. If they see other Buzz Lightyears they should be eager to discuss and communicate with them. Okay I’m done.
September 27, 2026 at 4:19 PM
We didn’t finish the movie yesterday because my kid was bored and there’s no point in complaining about details like this. But I will just say. There is no reason at all why the island full of shipwrecked Buzz Lightyears wouldn’t be speaking normal full sentences to each other
September 27, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Its a franchise about space wizards and magic germs they can do what ever they want.

In Star Trek they have traveled outside their own galaxy before. In the episode "Where No one has gone before" on TNG they travel 2.7 million light years, the Milky Way Galaxy is 100k lightyears in diameter.
September 27, 2026 at 3:31 PM
i know a thing or two about game dev. i know a tiny bit about 3d stuff. but what @passivestar.bsky.social is doing & talking about here is lightyears out from what i understand about 3D. like those good but very complicated math videos on youtube, its rabbit hole p*rn, and oh boy is this dirty talk
the reason godot lightmapper leaks through walls is... interesting

it thinks they are transparent!
September 27, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Really charming and funny with a great message about tech and kids. The recurring bit with the army of Buzz Lightyears was super fun too.
September 27, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Are the Buzz Lightyears the only toys that don't know they're toys?? What is the concept here
September 27, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Toy Story 5 goes so hard on the “people on their screens all the time” they literally gallop a heard of buzz lightyears riding on horses through a house and just pan over people on their computers like “see? Justified”
September 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
It genuinely makes me happy that Camilo struck out the side, and also it’s so impossibly funny. Gerald Dempsey Lightyears Posey III, they call him.
September 26, 2026 at 10:33 PM
i think this may be particularly hard to imagine in the US, where one is often punished for not taking every shift offered to you, or for taking vacation time you've earned (or calling out sick when you're sick 🙃), the opportunity to work less without making less feels lightyears beyond that
September 26, 2026 at 9:26 PM