Time. Is it linear?
Leavitt: "The fact that the terrorists are holding the global oil industry hostage by threatening to shut down the Strait of Hormuz just underscores the need for President Trump to launch this operation in the first place"
March 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Time. Is it linear?
March 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
When in doubt, pretend linear time works backwards.
Leavitt: "The fact that the terrorists are holding the global oil industry hostage by threatening to shut down the Strait of Hormuz just underscores the need for President Trump to launch this operation in the first place"
March 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
When in doubt, pretend linear time works backwards.
Success isn’t linear
April 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Success isn’t linear
Borda linear de formação de nuvens no Japão.
September 21, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Borda linear de formação de nuvens no Japão.
Why does this entire administration struggle with the concept of linear time?
Sean Duffy: "Pete Buttigieg was running for president as opposed to doing his job and making sure that we got our air traffic control system modernized."
(Pete Buttigieg ran for president in 2020. He became transportation secretary in 2021.)
(Pete Buttigieg ran for president in 2020. He became transportation secretary in 2021.)
August 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Why does this entire administration struggle with the concept of linear time?
Oh... the turtelele...
Seems linear addition of things I like does not make a linear increase of enjoyment.
Seems linear addition of things I like does not make a linear increase of enjoyment.
September 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Oh... the turtelele...
Seems linear addition of things I like does not make a linear increase of enjoyment.
Seems linear addition of things I like does not make a linear increase of enjoyment.
Using the rules of linear perspective to combat ai slop can I get a hell yeah
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May 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Using the rules of linear perspective to combat ai slop can I get a hell yeah
Progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear
March 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear progress isn’t linear
Also, in the interest of fairness, when I said earlier that “all LLMs are is linear algebra,” that was incorrect. LLMs are *almost* entirely linear algebra with some very important non-linear-algebra bits.
We regret the error.
We regret the error.
September 22, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Also, in the interest of fairness, when I said earlier that “all LLMs are is linear algebra,” that was incorrect. LLMs are *almost* entirely linear algebra with some very important non-linear-algebra bits.
We regret the error.
We regret the error.
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
October 11, 2024 at 3:51 PM
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
healing is not linear
TO DO LIST:
4) conceptualise linear time
72) deconceptualise linear time
1) learn numbers
2) build portal
3) teach self how to build portal
4) conceptualise linear time
72) deconceptualise linear time
1) learn numbers
2) build portal
3) teach self how to build portal
July 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM
TO DO LIST:
4) conceptualise linear time
72) deconceptualise linear time
1) learn numbers
2) build portal
3) teach self how to build portal
4) conceptualise linear time
72) deconceptualise linear time
1) learn numbers
2) build portal
3) teach self how to build portal
BBC Model Linear B
October 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
BBC Model Linear B
we're going to have to stop joking about AI being linear algebra because apparently people think its real
September 21, 2026 at 11:14 PM
we're going to have to stop joking about AI being linear algebra because apparently people think its real
Is this non-linear narrative like Tarantino does?
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
September 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Is this non-linear narrative like Tarantino does?
Greatest minds spending 1 billion a month to get linear algebra to be racist, and its not working. Once again linear algebra exceeds all my expectations
Need moar cash
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June 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Greatest minds spending 1 billion a month to get linear algebra to be racist, and its not working. Once again linear algebra exceeds all my expectations
It’s not linear, guys
May 30, 2026 at 1:08 AM
It’s not linear, guys
We’re actually closer to 2100 than we are to 2024 because we experience linear time
January 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
We’re actually closer to 2100 than we are to 2024 because we experience linear time
If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television
January 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television
Republicans not understanding the nature of linear time would explain a lot tbh
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republicans who were ahead on election day in last cycle & every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Republicans not understanding the nature of linear time would explain a lot tbh
I’d truly forgotten the joy of a linear social timeline.
November 19, 2024 at 12:46 PM
I’d truly forgotten the joy of a linear social timeline.