#Long-functions
A perfect demonstration of how Trump's disintegrating brain functions...misheard words, misunderstood comments, dissemination of long debunked falsehoods.
May 15, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Diane Foxington's just chilling in her lair after a long day of public functions.

So. Suits on, or suits off?
July 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
super mario sunshine functions perfectly as long as you're pure of heart
August 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i have long believed that this series functions by Vampire Rules
the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires
June 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Elderly relatives talking about you at family functions:
June 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
remember, free assocation is very important to anarchists, so long as you attend the dozen mandatory dialogue circles required to maintain basic social functions
September 27, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Very happy to announce that our paper “Sensory Horizons and the Functions of Conscious Vision” is now out as a target article in BBS!! @smfleming.bsky.social and I present a new theory of the evolution and functions of visual consciousness. Article here: doi.org/10.1017/S014.... A (long) thread 🧵
Sensory Horizons and the Functions of Conscious Vision | Behavioral and Brain Sciences | Cambridge Core
Sensory Horizons and the Functions of Conscious Vision
doi.org
April 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
“Long Covid only happens to leftists”

Or society’s ableism is so rampant and devastating that becoming disabled commonly functions as a radicalizing experience. Who can say.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
purrr 1.2.0 out now — mostly removing long deprecated functions but a few small performance nad parallel processing improvements. Learn more at www.tidyverse.org/blog/2025/11... #rstats
purrr 1.2.0
This release tightens up the package by removing long-deprecated functions, making `map_chr()` and predicate functions more type-safe, and requiring a newer version of carrier to make `in_parallel()`...
www.tidyverse.org
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ruth Bonner, the woman who helped open the NMAAHC in 2016, was the *daughter* of a man born into slavery.

My grandfather’s grandfather was enslaved.

One of the most essential functions of the museum, is that it shows us how the history we’ve been told was long ago was actually not long ago at all.
March 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Karolinska Institutet studied 23 people with Long COVID and 19 controls.

Visual symptoms and motion sensitivity were far higher.

Retinal thickness was normal, but its usual structural relationships were disrupted.

www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Visual functions and neuroretinal status in relation to cognitive functions and fatigue in post-COVID-19: an exploratory study - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Visual functions and neuroretinal status in relation to cognitive functions and fatigue in post-COVID-19: an exploratory study
www.nature.com
September 25, 2026 at 4:46 PM
smart glasses are symbolic of a long-term problem that terminates in actual eyes with recording functions
February 24, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Happy for the mute and block functions here because holy shit do some of you just feed on outrage bait all the fucking day long.
June 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
New from me: ICE functions as Trump's personal secret police force and no one is safe until we abolish it. www.altrightdelete.news/p/abolish-ice
Abolish ICE
No one is safe as long as ICE exists
www.altrightdelete.news
July 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
6. What Candace says in this video are core components of historic and modern Neo-Nazi ideology, particularly the long-standing trope that the Talmud functions as a “secret rulebook” governing Jewish behavior toward non-Jews.
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I will be silent no longer
October 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"Racism against Black people has long
undermined political support for state
functions that are critical to protecting public health and promoting health equity"
Justin Feldman & Mary Bassett’s paper “US public health after covid-19: learning from the failures of the hollow state and racial capitalism” is an astounding analysis—powerful, compelling, provocative

It calls for a restoration of state-led, transformative projects

2/3
February 7, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
it's a small case, but in many ways, it is symptomatic of how parliamentary democracy just isn't performing its 101 functions

Bit long, sorry
August 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m sorry but you have to be the most gullible moron on the planet to still think that DOGE cares at all about “insourcing contracted functions” when they’re going on nonstop reckless firing binges
March 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Do you think it’d upend the way our planet functions in the long term if seals became aware of how funny they are
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What fucking INFURIATES ME is that so many of us have been saying that THIS IS HOW THE ALGORITHM FUCKING FUNCTIONS for SO FUCKING LONG.
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Honored to have had a long conversation today with a South Korean judge on how democracy actually functions — not in theory, but in practice.

Why institutions hold.
Why they fail.
And what it takes to protect them.

Coming soon.
March 26, 2026 at 9:55 PM
It's like science has been so underfunded for so long we're forgetting we used to have coworkers. If you didn't know how to use excel functions, you could just ask someone
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM