A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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he longs for the skies
December 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
he longs for the skies
I’m an American who longs to feel proud of my country again.
I’m a Jew who longs to support Israel again.
Fuck Trump and his enablers
Fuck Netanyahu and his supporters
I’m a Jew who longs to support Israel again.
Fuck Trump and his enablers
Fuck Netanyahu and his supporters
September 22, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I’m an American who longs to feel proud of my country again.
I’m a Jew who longs to support Israel again.
Fuck Trump and his enablers
Fuck Netanyahu and his supporters
I’m a Jew who longs to support Israel again.
Fuck Trump and his enablers
Fuck Netanyahu and his supporters
November 12, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Et puis Jeanne a les cheveux longs. Très longs !!! 4/
May 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Et puis Jeanne a les cheveux longs. Très longs !!! 4/
the Times absolutely longs for the boot institutionally, dreams of it.
This an absolute insane and irresponsible way to frame a military crackdown on the freedom to protest.
As Immigration Protests Grip California, Democrats Enter Risky Political Terrain
Scenes of unrest in Southern California, stoked by President Trump as he tries to deport more immigrants, have left Democratic leaders worried the confrontation elevates a losing issue for the party.
www.nytimes.com
June 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the Times absolutely longs for the boot institutionally, dreams of it.
THROUGH THE DARKNESS
OF FUTURE PAST
THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE
ONE CHANCE OUT
BETWEEN TWO WORLDS
OF FUTURE PAST
THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE
ONE CHANCE OUT
BETWEEN TWO WORLDS
September 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
THROUGH THE DARKNESS
OF FUTURE PAST
THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE
ONE CHANCE OUT
BETWEEN TWO WORLDS
OF FUTURE PAST
THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE
ONE CHANCE OUT
BETWEEN TWO WORLDS
Look at this fancy little prince. He longs for murder
May 29, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Look at this fancy little prince. He longs for murder
ME: if short pants are called shorts then long pants should be called longs
COP: ok you’re under arrest for not wearing longs
COP: ok you’re under arrest for not wearing longs
July 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ME: if short pants are called shorts then long pants should be called longs
COP: ok you’re under arrest for not wearing longs
COP: ok you’re under arrest for not wearing longs
The community longs for sexy dog Mr. Rogers
September 24, 2026 at 5:06 AM
The community longs for sexy dog Mr. Rogers
April 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
He longs for the first Super Bowl halftime, which had the Univ of Arizona marching band playing “The Sound of Music”
February 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
He longs for the first Super Bowl halftime, which had the Univ of Arizona marching band playing “The Sound of Music”
La nuit des longs canifs :
A Narbonne, Marine Le Pen réaffirme ses ambitions pour 2027 face à Jordan Bardella
A Narbonne, Marine Le Pen réaffirme ses ambitions pour 2027 face à Jordan Bardella
Une semaine après que le président du RN s’est dit prêt à se porter candidat, sa prédécesseure a appelé ses partisans, jeudi 1er mai, à se «lever contre» une «entreprise de confiscation de la démocratie».
www.liberation.fr
May 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
La nuit des longs canifs :
Movies don’t start with ten-minute-longs Baby Herman cartoons much these days
December 8, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Movies don’t start with ten-minute-longs Baby Herman cartoons much these days
Dougie longs to return to Uganda.
This absolute turnip lives in Mississippi.
He's LITERALLY an economic migrant.
Does he have ZERO self-awareness?
Does he just think nobody will notice?
Or because he's an entitled white man, does he perhaps believe that he doesn't count?
He's LITERALLY an economic migrant.
Does he have ZERO self-awareness?
Does he just think nobody will notice?
Or because he's an entitled white man, does he perhaps believe that he doesn't count?
August 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Dougie longs to return to Uganda.
A win for free speech, free lunch, and foot-longs everywhere!
FLAG: Sandwich guy has been found not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A win for free speech, free lunch, and foot-longs everywhere!
the four words every girl longs to hear
July 2, 2024 at 4:26 AM
the four words every girl longs to hear
YouTube, I've watched every hbomberguy video, every Jenny Nicholson video, every BobbyBroccoli video, every Technology Connections video
I do not watch shorts. Do not show me shorts. Do not suggest I watch shorts. I do not want shorts.
Give me longs. Only longs. Your longest longs. Longs.
I do not watch shorts. Do not show me shorts. Do not suggest I watch shorts. I do not want shorts.
Give me longs. Only longs. Your longest longs. Longs.
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 AM
YouTube, I've watched every hbomberguy video, every Jenny Nicholson video, every BobbyBroccoli video, every Technology Connections video
I do not watch shorts. Do not show me shorts. Do not suggest I watch shorts. I do not want shorts.
Give me longs. Only longs. Your longest longs. Longs.
I do not watch shorts. Do not show me shorts. Do not suggest I watch shorts. I do not want shorts.
Give me longs. Only longs. Your longest longs. Longs.
Stellar's Jay, Longs Peak, CO.
February 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Stellar's Jay, Longs Peak, CO.
what every horror creator longs to hear
September 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
what every horror creator longs to hear
IT's Mountain Monday #MountainMonday
"Aspen Gold Beneath Longs Peak"
Early October calm at the foot of Longs Peak (14,259 ft) in RMNP, where you can see a dusting of snow with the fall season’s golden color. #LongsPeak #RockyMountainNationalPark
#Photography
"Aspen Gold Beneath Longs Peak"
Early October calm at the foot of Longs Peak (14,259 ft) in RMNP, where you can see a dusting of snow with the fall season’s golden color. #LongsPeak #RockyMountainNationalPark
#Photography
May 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
IT's Mountain Monday #MountainMonday
"Aspen Gold Beneath Longs Peak"
Early October calm at the foot of Longs Peak (14,259 ft) in RMNP, where you can see a dusting of snow with the fall season’s golden color. #LongsPeak #RockyMountainNationalPark
#Photography
"Aspen Gold Beneath Longs Peak"
Early October calm at the foot of Longs Peak (14,259 ft) in RMNP, where you can see a dusting of snow with the fall season’s golden color. #LongsPeak #RockyMountainNationalPark
#Photography