Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy https://theonion.com/longtime-sleepytime-tea-addict-has-to-use-6-bags-just-t-1838013336/
September 24, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy https://theonion.com/longtime-sleepytime-tea-addict-has-to-use-6-bags-just-t-1838013336/
Longtime Woody actor
Longtime Woody actor Tom Hanks has said Toy Story 5 has "one of the most heartbreaking scenes" the Pixar movie franchise has seen in its 30-year history. https://bit.ly/4u0S4jb
May 30, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Longtime Woody actor
Agree 100% .
(Ron Fournier longtime AP bureau chief in DC.)
(Ron Fournier longtime AP bureau chief in DC.)
April 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Agree 100% .
(Ron Fournier longtime AP bureau chief in DC.)
(Ron Fournier longtime AP bureau chief in DC.)
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Melania Trump Casts Longtime Aide Into Well Of Gloom https://theonion.com/melania-trump-casts-longtime-aide-into-well-of-gloom/
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Melania Trump Casts Longtime Aide Into Well Of Gloom https://theonion.com/melania-trump-casts-longtime-aide-into-well-of-gloom/
Siding with the enemy over one of our longtime allies. AGAIN.
He is unquestionably an existential threat to our Democracy.
#Impeach-Convict-REMOVE
He is unquestionably an existential threat to our Democracy.
#Impeach-Convict-REMOVE
August 18, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Siding with the enemy over one of our longtime allies. AGAIN.
He is unquestionably an existential threat to our Democracy.
#Impeach-Convict-REMOVE
He is unquestionably an existential threat to our Democracy.
#Impeach-Convict-REMOVE
Longtime disdain for everything about UFC continually and thunderously vindicated
Secretary of State Marco Rubio at UFC in Miami tonight as diplomatic negotiations with Iran fail
(Julia Demaree Nikhinson/AFP via Getty)
(Julia Demaree Nikhinson/AFP via Getty)
April 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Longtime disdain for everything about UFC continually and thunderously vindicated
My longtime crush on Rolex CEO Jean-Frederic Dufour has just died.
September 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My longtime crush on Rolex CEO Jean-Frederic Dufour has just died.
todays a big day for longtime discord haters like myself
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
todays a big day for longtime discord haters like myself
Congratulations to my longtime friend & bandmate Leland Sklar on being inducted into the Musicians Hall Of Fame!
❤️🤗
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May 1, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Congratulations to my longtime friend & bandmate Leland Sklar on being inducted into the Musicians Hall Of Fame!
❤️🤗
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BREAKING WSJ:
Federal authorities have opened a probe into Darren Indyke and Richard Kahn, Jeffrey Epstein's longtime lawyer and accountant who are now his estate executors, according to people familiar with the matter.
Federal authorities have opened a probe into Darren Indyke and Richard Kahn, Jeffrey Epstein's longtime lawyer and accountant who are now his estate executors, according to people familiar with the matter.
Exclusive | Federal Prosecutors Open Probe Into Jeffrey Epstein’s Executors
Prosecutors have questioned Epstein victims about his longtime accountant and lawyer. Both of them have denied wrongdoing.
www.wsj.com
September 23, 2026 at 2:05 PM
BREAKING WSJ:
Federal authorities have opened a probe into Darren Indyke and Richard Kahn, Jeffrey Epstein's longtime lawyer and accountant who are now his estate executors, according to people familiar with the matter.
Federal authorities have opened a probe into Darren Indyke and Richard Kahn, Jeffrey Epstein's longtime lawyer and accountant who are now his estate executors, according to people familiar with the matter.
and longtime no estelle
June 27, 2026 at 3:57 PM
and longtime no estelle
CBS Announces Retirement Of Longtime Masters Commentators Captain Cooter And The Gooch
April 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
CBS Announces Retirement Of Longtime Masters Commentators Captain Cooter And The Gooch
26 year old… longtime… ok.
Chamberlain Harris, a 26-year-old White House aide and a longtime executive assistant for President Trump, is slated to be sworn into the 126-year-old commission that is set to review his White House ballroom plans.
Harris has no notable arts expertise.
Harris has no notable arts expertise.
Trump picks his White House assistant for panel reviewing ballroom
Chamberlain Harris, a 26-year-old White House aide and the president’s longtime executive assistant, is set to be sworn in Thursday.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:18 PM
26 year old… longtime… ok.
trump is a longtime eugenics guy! constantly talking about how his genes make him superior
Trump on Lindsey Graham: "His father died just about at the same age. I'm a believer in the race horse theory. If you have problems, you have problems. And he had some problems."
July 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
trump is a longtime eugenics guy! constantly talking about how his genes make him superior
Dex Aesthetics
By longtime fave @tazzle.art
By longtime fave @tazzle.art
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Dex Aesthetics
By longtime fave @tazzle.art
By longtime fave @tazzle.art
longtime freydrawsers remember
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February 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
longtime freydrawsers remember
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Insane NY Post column suggesting that the new First Lady who is sad about leaving her longtime neighbors in a not fancy NYC neighborhood is an ungrateful brown woman
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Insane NY Post column suggesting that the new First Lady who is sad about leaving her longtime neighbors in a not fancy NYC neighborhood is an ungrateful brown woman
Trump's longtime head of security Matthew Calamari
June 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Trump's longtime head of security Matthew Calamari
This is so wonderful! ❤️
Texas Democrat Proposes To His Longtime Partner After Being Sworn In—And We're Cheering
Oh, how wonderful! ❤️
www.comicsands.com
January 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is so wonderful! ❤️
Believing that Tulsi Gabbard — longtime Russian asset and newly confirmed Director of National Intelligence — is acting in the interests of the United States requires an extraordinary level of self-delusion.
February 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Believing that Tulsi Gabbard — longtime Russian asset and newly confirmed Director of National Intelligence — is acting in the interests of the United States requires an extraordinary level of self-delusion.
From a longtime federal agency employee
March 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
From a longtime federal agency employee