#25 - The Glooms for Looniverse!
August 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM
#25 - The Glooms for Looniverse!
Every time you hear a loon call in a movie, that's the same loon. Extended cinematic looniverse
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Every time you hear a loon call in a movie, that's the same loon. Extended cinematic looniverse
I hope COYOTE VS ACME kickstarts the Cinematic Looniverse
September 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I hope COYOTE VS ACME kickstarts the Cinematic Looniverse
The Trump Cinematic Looniverse.
September 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The Trump Cinematic Looniverse.
July 28, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Only in the Musk looniverse is being jailed for inciting people to commit murder and endanger lives “messed up”.
August 10, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Only in the Musk looniverse is being jailed for inciting people to commit murder and endanger lives “messed up”.
July 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It was fun.Must do it again.Plus now I've found you here beyond the imploding looniverse of Twitter.
October 7, 2024 at 5:36 AM
It was fun.Must do it again.Plus now I've found you here beyond the imploding looniverse of Twitter.
I wrote about what Decision Day means for the Loons, including the possible permutations, configurations, and ramifications of matches involving the West’s top 5. Included is how tonight's win by Austin v. LAFC benefits the Loons. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
Dispatches from the Looniverse
As Decision Day nears, there is still plenty at stake for the Loons.
open.substack.com
October 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I wrote about what Decision Day means for the Loons, including the possible permutations, configurations, and ramifications of matches involving the West’s top 5. Included is how tonight's win by Austin v. LAFC benefits the Loons. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
Good morning, Looniverse! I wrote about the first two matches against Seattle and what that means for Saturday's deciding game 3. And there are puns, of course. As Thor intended. #MNUFC open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
Dispatches from the Looniverse
What have we learned from the series so far, and what does it mean for Saturday?
open.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Good morning, Looniverse! I wrote about the first two matches against Seattle and what that means for Saturday's deciding game 3. And there are puns, of course. As Thor intended. #MNUFC open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
The Loons fought back to earn a road point but still appear to be a team searching for answers. I wrote about the Loons formula for success and how it has been missing in action recently. #MNUFC
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Dispatches from the Looniverse
Loons know the formula for success but are still stuck searching for answers.
open.substack.com
September 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The Loons fought back to earn a road point but still appear to be a team searching for answers. I wrote about the Loons formula for success and how it has been missing in action recently. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
I wrote about the Loons, their uneven play at home this season, a refreshing destruction of SKC, and what it all might mean for the playoffs. #MNUFC open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
Dispatches from the Looniverse
After a season of uneven play at home, the Loons end on a high note. What does it mean for the playoffs?
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October 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I wrote about the Loons, their uneven play at home this season, a refreshing destruction of SKC, and what it all might mean for the playoffs. #MNUFC open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
Okay, Looniverse, get in your MN-Prophecies before this evening's big match. @loonybinpodcast.bsky.social are away again this week. People are saying they are off scouting midfielders across the globe. Where in the world is Carmen Loondiego? Feel free to drop your guess as to where they are. #MNUFC
Sounder the alarm! 48 hours until the Loons battle Seattle. For this week, this is where you’ll be posting your MN-Prophesies. Huge match that may determine whether Ramsay County FC finishes ahead of the NW Neons. What does your crystal soccer ball tell you about Saturday’s contest? #MNUFC
a man with a mustache is holding a cell phone and saying `` ready for big game ? ''
Alt: A man with a mustache and THIC eyebrows saying, Ready for big game !?!
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August 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Okay, Looniverse, get in your MN-Prophecies before this evening's big match. @loonybinpodcast.bsky.social are away again this week. People are saying they are off scouting midfielders across the globe. Where in the world is Carmen Loondiego? Feel free to drop your guess as to where they are. #MNUFC
Loons fly west! I wrote a preview of the Loons/ SD matchup, including what the matches this season mean for Monday's contest. Look, not to brag, but I've been getting several 3s in Wordle recently, so you know my analysis is beyond reproach. #MNUFC open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
Dispatches from the Looniverse
What was learned from previous matches against San Diego, and what might it mean for Monday?
open.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Loons fly west! I wrote a preview of the Loons/ SD matchup, including what the matches this season mean for Monday's contest. Look, not to brag, but I've been getting several 3s in Wordle recently, so you know my analysis is beyond reproach. #MNUFC open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
Still reveling in the Loons' unfathomable win? I wrote too many words about the agony and the ecstasy, as well as the smaller unforgettable moments from Saturday. #MNUFC
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Dispatches from the Looniverse
On the agony and ecstasy of winning the unwinnable match
open.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Still reveling in the Loons' unfathomable win? I wrote too many words about the agony and the ecstasy, as well as the smaller unforgettable moments from Saturday. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
💅 CLAWS.
👠 BOOTS.
💚 ATTITUDE.
🎄 MRS. KLAWS has entered the Looniverse.
🚨 JULY 18–20
🎁 XMAS IN JULY
#MrsKlaws #Looniverse #ShopLooelle #IMVUQueen #CosmicFashion #AlienDrip #HolidayInSpace #XmasInJuly
👠 BOOTS.
💚 ATTITUDE.
🎄 MRS. KLAWS has entered the Looniverse.
🚨 JULY 18–20
🎁 XMAS IN JULY
#MrsKlaws #Looniverse #ShopLooelle #IMVUQueen #CosmicFashion #AlienDrip #HolidayInSpace #XmasInJuly
July 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
💅 CLAWS.
👠 BOOTS.
💚 ATTITUDE.
🎄 MRS. KLAWS has entered the Looniverse.
🚨 JULY 18–20
🎁 XMAS IN JULY
#MrsKlaws #Looniverse #ShopLooelle #IMVUQueen #CosmicFashion #AlienDrip #HolidayInSpace #XmasInJuly
👠 BOOTS.
💚 ATTITUDE.
🎄 MRS. KLAWS has entered the Looniverse.
🚨 JULY 18–20
🎁 XMAS IN JULY
#MrsKlaws #Looniverse #ShopLooelle #IMVUQueen #CosmicFashion #AlienDrip #HolidayInSpace #XmasInJuly
Genius that I am, I chose a weekend America is extra NFL-obsessed, and a weekend the Loons do not play, to write too many words about the Black & B-Loons. As the season winds down, I explore what we know about this season's team and what we hope to learn. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
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Dispatches from the Looniverse
What the Loons are, what they could be, and what they hopefully are not
open.substack.com
September 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Genius that I am, I chose a weekend America is extra NFL-obsessed, and a weekend the Loons do not play, to write too many words about the Black & B-Loons. As the season winds down, I explore what we know about this season's team and what we hope to learn. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
*youtube thumbnailslop*
Coyote vs. Acme Changes Everything We THINK We Know About the Looniverse
Coyote vs. Acme Changes Everything We THINK We Know About the Looniverse
August 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
*youtube thumbnailslop*
Coyote vs. Acme Changes Everything We THINK We Know About the Looniverse
Coyote vs. Acme Changes Everything We THINK We Know About the Looniverse
Miriam Lord’s take: ‘Referendum results: Defeated politicos turn shy as selfie-stick howlers live-scream to the looniverse.’
Dee Wall’s carry on gets (dis)honourable mention. 🤣🤣🤣
www.irishtimes.com/politics/oir...
Dee Wall’s carry on gets (dis)honourable mention. 🤣🤣🤣
www.irishtimes.com/politics/oir...
March 10, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Miriam Lord’s take: ‘Referendum results: Defeated politicos turn shy as selfie-stick howlers live-scream to the looniverse.’
Dee Wall’s carry on gets (dis)honourable mention. 🤣🤣🤣
www.irishtimes.com/politics/oir...
Dee Wall’s carry on gets (dis)honourable mention. 🤣🤣🤣
www.irishtimes.com/politics/oir...
Btw, if you're up, wired from the win, maybe watching the Fightin' Flecks vs Cal, here's a piece I posted earlier today about these two matches (SD & Austin) and the quest to become The Team No One Wants To Play. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
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Dispatches from the Looniverse
These five days and pondering what constitutes The Team No One Wants To Play.
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September 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Btw, if you're up, wired from the win, maybe watching the Fightin' Flecks vs Cal, here's a piece I posted earlier today about these two matches (SD & Austin) and the quest to become The Team No One Wants To Play. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
Want some pregame reading? Earlier in the week, I wrote about what is on the line for the Loons on Decision Day, as well as several other teams in the West. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
Dispatches from the Looniverse
As Decision Day nears, there is still plenty at stake for the Loons.
open.substack.com
October 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Want some pregame reading? Earlier in the week, I wrote about what is on the line for the Loons on Decision Day, as well as several other teams in the West. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
I wrote about these massive five days for the Loons through the lens of what it means to be The Team No One Wants To Play. Hey, I like college football as much as the next humanoid, but at least for tonight, college football, shmollege shmootball. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
Dispatches from the Looniverse
These five days and pondering what constitutes The Team No One Wants To Play.
open.substack.com
September 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I wrote about these massive five days for the Loons through the lens of what it means to be The Team No One Wants To Play. Hey, I like college football as much as the next humanoid, but at least for tonight, college football, shmollege shmootball. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
Yes, it sucks to have the Loons' season end. But do not worry, this post is not just doom and gloom. I pinky swear. It was a good season overall, and last night was, in many ways, a microcosm of 2025 for United--the good, the bad, and the MLS-y. #MNUFC open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
Dispatches from the Looniverse
The season ends in a match that was a microcosm of the Loons' 2025, for better and for worse.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Yes, it sucks to have the Loons' season end. But do not worry, this post is not just doom and gloom. I pinky swear. It was a good season overall, and last night was, in many ways, a microcosm of 2025 for United--the good, the bad, and the MLS-y. #MNUFC open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
Good afternoon, Loons' fans! After another road win, I updated my post with a review of the last night's win in Dallas, plus a brief look ahead to LAFC. This 2026 squad, a blend of old & new, is now undefeated in 6. Oh, I also included puns. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
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Dispatches from the Looniverse
On how a blend of the old & new led to a resurgence.
open.substack.com
April 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Good afternoon, Loons' fans! After another road win, I updated my post with a review of the last night's win in Dallas, plus a brief look ahead to LAFC. This 2026 squad, a blend of old & new, is now undefeated in 6. Oh, I also included puns. #MNUFC
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...
open.substack.com/pub/markslei...