Anyone else celebrating #LostSockMemorialDay?

AWOL #socks are a grim #laundry given;
Former pairs inexplicably riven,
Dresser drawers oddly littered
With orphans, embittered
And wond’rin’ where old mates are livin’.

#LostSocks #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse

As long as I'm celebrating #LostSockMemorialDay, here's my #haiku:

Yet another sock
Has escaped; it’s on the run.
AWOL! Or eaten.

#LostSocks #Senryu #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Clothing #Feet #Laundry #Socks

Alice in Wonderland of Lost Socks

#ai #AIart #aiartwork #alice #aliceinwonderland #sock #socks #legs #lost #lostsocks

#fieldtrip #buddysystem #alwaysinpairs #twobytwo #socks #dryer #cartoon #lostsocks

Today I spotted a sock on the act of disappearing: I was moving clothes when I saw it with the corner of my eye, jumping into a slot between the table and the wall. I quickly crawled under the table and picked it up on the ground, before it falls further down and disappears totally. #lostsocks

Mysterious email addresses, like throwpillow, lostsocks, and discardedglove, all @gmail have been sent to the FBI to track down the culprits.

Fake Facts #32: Millhouse doesn't lose socks in the dryer. They know better.

#FakeFacts #BooksByDanielMillhouse #Socks #LostSocks #Humor

Every home needs one of these. #socks #lostsocks

I bought 30 pairs of socks. I washed them as I usually do with new clothes before wearing them.
Now I have 27 pairs left and 3 single ones. How???
#socks #lostsocks #sockswashingmachine #disappearedsocks #wherearemysocks

May 9th ... It's National Lost Socks Day. I've always imagined that there is some gremlin deep inside the washing machine that snags socks. What do you think?

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#NationalLostSocksDay #SockGremlin #LostSocks #LaundryHumor #SockStories #WashingMachineMystery

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing. Many of them don’t survive the “machine” of life and end up single.

#SockLongevity #SockTroubles #LifeChallenges #LaundryStruggles #LostSocks #SockLife

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Where did you go, socks? 🧦
A mismatched life I now lead,
Fashion faux pas game. 😅

#haiku #sockdrama #lostsocks

🥺🧦National Lost Sock Memorial Day🧦😢

Today is for remembering all the single socks that have lost their mate in the laundry.

#socks #nationallostsockmemorialday #lostsocks #missingsocks #missing #lost #memorial #clothing #themissing #mismatchedsocks #mismatched #oops #sad #sadness