#LostSocks
Anyone else celebrating #LostSockMemorialDay?

AWOL #socks are a grim #laundry given;
Former pairs inexplicably riven,
Dresser drawers oddly littered
With orphans, embittered
And wond’rin’ where old mates are livin’.

#LostSocks #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
May 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
As long as I'm celebrating #LostSockMemorialDay, here's my #haiku:

Yet another sock
Has escaped; it’s on the run.
AWOL! Or eaten.

#LostSocks #Senryu #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Clothing #Feet #Laundry #Socks
May 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
April 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Today I spotted a sock on the act of disappearing: I was moving clothes when I saw it with the corner of my eye, jumping into a slot between the table and the wall. I quickly crawled under the table and picked it up on the ground, before it falls further down and disappears totally. #lostsocks
August 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Mysterious email addresses, like throwpillow, lostsocks, and discardedglove, all @gmail have been sent to the FBI to track down the culprits.
NEW: Trump campaign says it was hacked (they speculate by Iran) after Politico receives leaked documents via anonymous e-mails, including a 271-page vetting packet on JD Vance, including a section marked "POTENTIAL VULNERABILITIES" (which I have to assume just says "c'mon")
Trump campaign was hacked, campaign says
The campaign suggested Iran was to blame. POLITICO has not independently verified the identity of the hacker or their motivation.
www.politico.com
August 10, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Fake Facts #32: Millhouse doesn't lose socks in the dryer. They know better.

#FakeFacts #BooksByDanielMillhouse #Socks #LostSocks #Humor
July 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Every home needs one of these. #socks #lostsocks
December 1, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I bought 30 pairs of socks. I washed them as I usually do with new clothes before wearing them.
Now I have 27 pairs left and 3 single ones. How???
#socks #lostsocks #sockswashingmachine #disappearedsocks #wherearemysocks
April 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
May 9th ... It's National Lost Socks Day. I've always imagined that there is some gremlin deep inside the washing machine that snags socks. What do you think?

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#NationalLostSocksDay #SockGremlin #LostSocks #LaundryHumor #SockStories #WashingMachineMystery
May 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing. Many of them don’t survive the “machine” of life and end up single.

#SockLongevity #SockTroubles #LifeChallenges #LaundryStruggles #LostSocks #SockLife

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August 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Where did you go, socks? 🧦
A mismatched life I now lead,
Fashion faux pas game. 😅

#haiku #sockdrama #lostsocks
May 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
🥺🧦National Lost Sock Memorial Day🧦😢

Today is for remembering all the single socks that have lost their mate in the laundry.

#socks #nationallostsockmemorialday #lostsocks #missingsocks #missing #lost #memorial #clothing #themissing #mismatchedsocks #mismatched #oops #sad #sadness
May 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM