By HP Lovecraft
By HP Lovecraft
Lovecraft: oh i didn't think to ask
Lovecraft: what is your real name harry?
Houdini: Erik Weisz
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: [sweats]
Lovecraft: oh i didn't think to ask
Lovecraft: what is your real name harry?
Houdini: Erik Weisz
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: [sweats]
Lovecraft: i really don't like how anti-cat this story is!
Lovecraft: it's kind of cat-phobic
Lovecraft: and if there's one thing i can't abide, it's prejudice
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Poe:
Lovecraft: against cats
Lovecraft: i really don't like how anti-cat this story is!
Lovecraft: it's kind of cat-phobic
Lovecraft: and if there's one thing i can't abide, it's prejudice
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Poe:
Lovecraft: against cats
Lovecraft: we're both racist yet
Lovecraft: he's the richest man in the world and i have to skip lunch to buy a postage stamp
Lovecraft: what does he have that i don't?
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: obviously there is a conspiracy of the boofnoggins to blame
Lovecraft: we're both racist yet
Lovecraft: he's the richest man in the world and i have to skip lunch to buy a postage stamp
Lovecraft: what does he have that i don't?
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: obviously there is a conspiracy of the boofnoggins to blame
Lovecraft is a century dead. He's not alive right now, trying to suppress records of his yacht visiting Epstein Island and swearing to make the lives of millions of ppl unlivable.
It wouldn't matter if Harry Potter was a singular, unmatched work of genius. Giving Rowling money is actively making the world a worse place and killing trans folks. There's no book good enough or nostalgic enough for that to be worth it.
Lovecraft is a century dead. He's not alive right now, trying to suppress records of his yacht visiting Epstein Island and swearing to make the lives of millions of ppl unlivable.
Lovecraft: tells it like it is
Lovecraft: says what he means
King:
King:
Lovecraft: tells it like it is
Lovecraft: says what he means
King:
King:
Barker: you mean victims?
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: no
Lovecraft: just the one
Koontz: which one?
Lovecraft: oh you know the one i mean
Barker: oh yeah we know the one i mean
Barker: you mean victims?
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: no
Lovecraft: just the one
Koontz: which one?
Lovecraft: oh you know the one i mean
Barker: oh yeah we know the one i mean
Lovecraft: you know how i like it
Lovecraft: lots of bread
Lovecraft: at least two slices
Lovecraft: both white
Lovecraft: you know how i like it
Lovecraft: lots of bread
Lovecraft: at least two slices
Lovecraft: both white
Lovecraft: it's about a scientific expedition to antarctica that finds a terrifying ancient evil
Clive Barker: is it penguins
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: m-maybe
Lovecraft: it's about a scientific expedition to antarctica that finds a terrifying ancient evil
Clive Barker: is it penguins
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: m-maybe
Bodine: you might even say that the mountain is a cosmic horror
Lovecraft: what???
Lovecraft: no no no
Lovecraft: that doesn't make sense!
Lovecraft: it doesn't even have tentacles!
Bodine: you might even say that the mountain is a cosmic horror
Lovecraft: what???
Lovecraft: no no no
Lovecraft: that doesn't make sense!
Lovecraft: it doesn't even have tentacles!
Lovecraft: that seething, teeming metropolis
Lovecraft: which i have been told is filthy with asiatics and saracens
Lovecraft: but i'm just glad that new yorkers rejected the italian menace
Lovecraft: that seething, teeming metropolis
Lovecraft: which i have been told is filthy with asiatics and saracens
Lovecraft: but i'm just glad that new yorkers rejected the italian menace
Lovecraft: has he actually SAID he's going to do any of that?
King: yes
Lovecraft: oh he was probably just lying
Lovecraft: he lies a lot
Poe: he does lie a lot
Lovecraft: has he actually SAID he's going to do any of that?
King: yes
Lovecraft: oh he was probably just lying
Lovecraft: he lies a lot
Poe: he does lie a lot
Lovecraft: i'm gonna be collaborating on a story with harry houdini!
King: harry houdini the famous magician and escape artist?
Lovecraft: yes!
Lovecraft: yes that harry houdini!
Lovecraft: i'm gonna be collaborating on a story with harry houdini!
King: harry houdini the famous magician and escape artist?
Lovecraft: yes!
Lovecraft: yes that harry houdini!
Lovecraft: he's always going around and doing supremely manly things
Barker: like getting hit by boats?
Lovecraft: yes exactly
Lovecraft: that's super manly
Lovecraft: 2 Gun Bob will back me up
Robert E Howard: that's just plumb macho, pardna
Lovecraft: he's always going around and doing supremely manly things
Barker: like getting hit by boats?
Lovecraft: yes exactly
Lovecraft: that's super manly
Lovecraft: 2 Gun Bob will back me up
Robert E Howard: that's just plumb macho, pardna