It's supposed to be the happiest day in MAGAland but they're all crying on Twitter like little bishes.
Why is that?
Why is that?
January 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It's supposed to be the happiest day in MAGAland but they're all crying on Twitter like little bishes.
Why is that?
Why is that?
It's adorable that they think Saskatchewan wouldn't be a charter member of MAGALAND.
November 12, 2024 at 9:58 PM
It's adorable that they think Saskatchewan wouldn't be a charter member of MAGALAND.
Things must feel really desperate in magaland if they’re pulling “lock her up” from the archives.
August 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Things must feel really desperate in magaland if they’re pulling “lock her up” from the archives.
Meanwhile, in MAGAland
June 13, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Meanwhile, in MAGAland
There are rumors in MAGAland that not only is Bovino being removed from Minneapolis, he’s being relieved of duty as the commander at large.
Unverified at this time, but with watching.
Unverified at this time, but with watching.
January 26, 2026 at 10:57 PM
There are rumors in MAGAland that not only is Bovino being removed from Minneapolis, he’s being relieved of duty as the commander at large.
Unverified at this time, but with watching.
Unverified at this time, but with watching.
Need the NPC brain chip meme but modded for MAGAland
April 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Need the NPC brain chip meme but modded for MAGAland
Is there anyone in magaland that isn’t a sexual predator
May 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Is there anyone in magaland that isn’t a sexual predator
Trouble in MAGALAND 🔥🔥🔥
July 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Trouble in MAGALAND 🔥🔥🔥
I live in MAGAland and I see occasional posts making excuses for Trump, but most of the outspoken Trump folks have gone silent…
February 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I live in MAGAland and I see occasional posts making excuses for Trump, but most of the outspoken Trump folks have gone silent…
February 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Yeah anyone wanting to go to NYC will be thrilled to be diverted to bumblefuck MAGAland. 🤡
May 29, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Yeah anyone wanting to go to NYC will be thrilled to be diverted to bumblefuck MAGAland. 🤡
MAGAland is gonna be maaaaaaad
🔴 ⚠️ BREAKING: Trump team internally floats selling Nvidia H200 chips to China. $NVDA
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
MAGAland is gonna be maaaaaaad
Apparently it's very, very bleak in MAGAland
September 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Apparently it's very, very bleak in MAGAland
Things are tense over in MAGAland!
(Eric Bolling still blocks me from the time my story got him fired at Fox News)
(Eric Bolling still blocks me from the time my story got him fired at Fox News)
November 14, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Things are tense over in MAGAland!
(Eric Bolling still blocks me from the time my story got him fired at Fox News)
(Eric Bolling still blocks me from the time my story got him fired at Fox News)
At a family dinner, my older brother, declaring himself a true Brooklyn Dodger fan, insisted Jackie Robinson's regular position was 3B. He began shouting with certitude. Statistics were consulted; the correct answer, 2B, emerged. Like the honorable Sen. Schmitt (R-Magaland), he has yet to apologize.
A phenomenal moment in the Senate.
Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.
Smith denies it.
Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury.
Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland.
WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.
Smith denies it.
Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury.
Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland.
WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
September 29, 2026 at 7:18 PM
At a family dinner, my older brother, declaring himself a true Brooklyn Dodger fan, insisted Jackie Robinson's regular position was 3B. He began shouting with certitude. Statistics were consulted; the correct answer, 2B, emerged. Like the honorable Sen. Schmitt (R-Magaland), he has yet to apologize.
Torres coming out for Musk is the most predicable thing in the world. Dude is on a Tulsi-esque journey to MAGAland, mark my words.
November 16, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Torres coming out for Musk is the most predicable thing in the world. Dude is on a Tulsi-esque journey to MAGAland, mark my words.
LOL!!LOL!!LOL!! ONLY IN MAGALAND!! LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!
September 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
LOL!!LOL!!LOL!! ONLY IN MAGALAND!! LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!
Good. Trump Pardoned Charles Kushner… I don’t wanna hear shit from Magaland…
December 2, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Good. Trump Pardoned Charles Kushner… I don’t wanna hear shit from Magaland…
This is a sign Trump knows RFK's vaccine nuttery makes him a love object in MAGAland
LMAO at this statement from Steven Cheung for the Trump Campaign about RFK.
He's a radical leftist and an AOC lover that wants to live in a cave by candlelight.
He's a radical leftist and an AOC lover that wants to live in a cave by candlelight.
March 26, 2024 at 8:15 PM
This is a sign Trump knows RFK's vaccine nuttery makes him a love object in MAGAland
The US and Canada share quite possibly the most integrated bilateral relationship in the world.
We cooperate on everything from economics to defense to intelligence.
Could someone in MAGAland explain to me how a completely avoidable trade war with our closest partner helps us?
We cooperate on everything from economics to defense to intelligence.
Could someone in MAGAland explain to me how a completely avoidable trade war with our closest partner helps us?
March 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The US and Canada share quite possibly the most integrated bilateral relationship in the world.
We cooperate on everything from economics to defense to intelligence.
Could someone in MAGAland explain to me how a completely avoidable trade war with our closest partner helps us?
We cooperate on everything from economics to defense to intelligence.
Could someone in MAGAland explain to me how a completely avoidable trade war with our closest partner helps us?
The fact that Kristi Noem felt comfortable sharing her story of puppy killing highlights just how successful MAGAland has been at constructing their own far-right media bubble. Their vice-signaling echo chamber has inoculated them from understanding that they all sound like psychos to normal people.
April 28, 2024 at 7:07 AM
The fact that Kristi Noem felt comfortable sharing her story of puppy killing highlights just how successful MAGAland has been at constructing their own far-right media bubble. Their vice-signaling echo chamber has inoculated them from understanding that they all sound like psychos to normal people.
ALSO: for the first time at any Trump event I have ever attended, they had bomb-sniffing dogs checking every car
Things are not cool on MAGAland. Not cool at all, man
Things are not cool on MAGAland. Not cool at all, man
August 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
ALSO: for the first time at any Trump event I have ever attended, they had bomb-sniffing dogs checking every car
Things are not cool on MAGAland. Not cool at all, man
Things are not cool on MAGAland. Not cool at all, man