Traigo este tuit aquí porque me parece un 10/10
November 25, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Traigo este tuit aquí porque me parece un 10/10
my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .
August 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .
Me explaining why a 7/10 game is sometimes better than a 10/10
We have to acknowledge that at certain times and in the right circumstances things that are mid can also be peak while still being inarguably mid
February 22, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Me explaining why a 7/10 game is sometimes better than a 10/10
August 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
silksong is fantastic, 10/10 for me
September 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
silksong is fantastic, 10/10 for me
"I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"
June 22, 2026 at 1:21 AM
"I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"
Tell me how surprised you are on a scale of 0 to -10 in the comments.
July 3, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Tell me how surprised you are on a scale of 0 to -10 in the comments.
October 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
me after I fall from a 10 story building
July 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
me after I fall from a 10 story building
Doctor stocked me up on vaccines, ColoGuard, lorazepam, bumped me up to 10 mg Mounjaro, and sent me on my way.
Old age is a very long series of healthcare maintenance trips.
Old age is a very long series of healthcare maintenance trips.
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Doctor stocked me up on vaccines, ColoGuard, lorazepam, bumped me up to 10 mg Mounjaro, and sent me on my way.
Old age is a very long series of healthcare maintenance trips.
Old age is a very long series of healthcare maintenance trips.
Not me, laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
May 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Not me, laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
10+ games to get to know me
October 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
10+ games to get to know me
Bugged me enough to spend 10 mins on this… ANYWAYS 😂
May 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bugged me enough to spend 10 mins on this… ANYWAYS 😂
I'm only 10 minutes into this 90s anime & they hit me with this.
May 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm only 10 minutes into this 90s anime & they hit me with this.
Chat why didn't you tell me about Sen's Fortress 🥴
10/10 best zone in the game 🐍
10/10 best zone in the game 🐍
May 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Chat why didn't you tell me about Sen's Fortress 🥴
10/10 best zone in the game 🐍
10/10 best zone in the game 🐍
(Driving 10 year old daughter to school)
Me: I had a bad dream last night
10: Really? I didn’t think grown ups still had dreams.
Me: Of course we do! It was scary.
10: Was it about taxes?
Me: I had a bad dream last night
10: Really? I didn’t think grown ups still had dreams.
Me: Of course we do! It was scary.
10: Was it about taxes?
February 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
(Driving 10 year old daughter to school)
Me: I had a bad dream last night
10: Really? I didn’t think grown ups still had dreams.
Me: Of course we do! It was scary.
10: Was it about taxes?
Me: I had a bad dream last night
10: Really? I didn’t think grown ups still had dreams.
Me: Of course we do! It was scary.
10: Was it about taxes?
hell yes a perfect 10/10 on the wokeometer. this is an honor. do they send me a trophy or
March 14, 2026 at 7:38 AM
hell yes a perfect 10/10 on the wokeometer. this is an honor. do they send me a trophy or
Doctor: Eating cinnamon will help you to lose weight.
Me at the bakery: 10 cinnamon rolls, please.
Me at the bakery: 10 cinnamon rolls, please.
April 12, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Doctor: Eating cinnamon will help you to lose weight.
Me at the bakery: 10 cinnamon rolls, please.
Me at the bakery: 10 cinnamon rolls, please.
Braids are a great way to keep your hair out of your face, especially when ICE teargasses you.
Also they don’t get caught in a respirator. 10/10 would recommend.
Also they don’t get caught in a respirator. 10/10 would recommend.
September 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Braids are a great way to keep your hair out of your face, especially when ICE teargasses you.
Also they don’t get caught in a respirator. 10/10 would recommend.
Also they don’t get caught in a respirator. 10/10 would recommend.
oh sure i ordered steak and the waitress brought me dog shit that she told me was steak but most importantly she smiled and told me i looked handsome, 10/10 would eat again
August 14, 2026 at 12:38 PM
oh sure i ordered steak and the waitress brought me dog shit that she told me was steak but most importantly she smiled and told me i looked handsome, 10/10 would eat again
10/10, no notes.
February 14, 2024 at 5:05 PM
10/10, no notes.
me: hey can I expense $10 to make a spreadsheet
employer: Absolutely not
me: hey can I spend $10 worth of company tokens to have ChatGPT make a shitty spreadsheet I will have to put even more work into to fix manually
employer: yes 💖
employer: Absolutely not
me: hey can I spend $10 worth of company tokens to have ChatGPT make a shitty spreadsheet I will have to put even more work into to fix manually
employer: yes 💖
June 11, 2026 at 12:25 PM
me: hey can I expense $10 to make a spreadsheet
employer: Absolutely not
me: hey can I spend $10 worth of company tokens to have ChatGPT make a shitty spreadsheet I will have to put even more work into to fix manually
employer: yes 💖
employer: Absolutely not
me: hey can I spend $10 worth of company tokens to have ChatGPT make a shitty spreadsheet I will have to put even more work into to fix manually
employer: yes 💖
ME: I didn't choose the thug life
THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning
ME: I could not have been more clear
THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning
ME: I could not have been more clear
January 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ME: I didn't choose the thug life
THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning
ME: I could not have been more clear
THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning
ME: I could not have been more clear