beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
August 29, 2026 at 11:52 PM
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
Kiss me outside Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft CVS
He built a CVS????
Mike Tomlin is showing us the public bathrooms he built in Minecraft on Youtube
October 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Kiss me outside Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft CVS
A cashier at CVS just asked me if I’m a professional wrestler
April 21, 2026 at 10:15 PM
A cashier at CVS just asked me if I’m a professional wrestler
lol CVS specialty told me to ask Aetna. Aetna told me to ask CVS Caremark.
Aetna and CVS are the same company, btw.
Aetna and CVS are the same company, btw.
September 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
lol CVS specialty told me to ask Aetna. Aetna told me to ask CVS Caremark.
Aetna and CVS are the same company, btw.
Aetna and CVS are the same company, btw.
a crispy Coke from this CVS could fix me
October 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
a crispy Coke from this CVS could fix me
CVS CASHIER: How are you?
ME: Hey I’m all right. Any fun Valentine’s plans tonight?
CVS CASHIER, RINGING UP MY SEX TOY AND CHOCOLATES: Yeah but I’m guessing not as fun as yours
ME: Hey I’m all right. Any fun Valentine’s plans tonight?
CVS CASHIER, RINGING UP MY SEX TOY AND CHOCOLATES: Yeah but I’m guessing not as fun as yours
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
CVS CASHIER: How are you?
ME: Hey I’m all right. Any fun Valentine’s plans tonight?
CVS CASHIER, RINGING UP MY SEX TOY AND CHOCOLATES: Yeah but I’m guessing not as fun as yours
ME: Hey I’m all right. Any fun Valentine’s plans tonight?
CVS CASHIER, RINGING UP MY SEX TOY AND CHOCOLATES: Yeah but I’m guessing not as fun as yours
i was at CVS and had an incredible 45-minute retail adventure that any CVS or Walgreens provides these days and it hit me: You Motherfucking Fuckers You Fucked It Up
March 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i was at CVS and had an incredible 45-minute retail adventure that any CVS or Walgreens provides these days and it hit me: You Motherfucking Fuckers You Fucked It Up
oh my god
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
oh my god
Yes, CVS sells sex toys, stop asking me that
CVS CASHIER: How are you?
ME: Hey I’m all right. Any fun Valentine’s plans tonight?
CVS CASHIER, RINGING UP MY SEX TOY AND CHOCOLATES: Yeah but I’m guessing not as fun as yours
ME: Hey I’m all right. Any fun Valentine’s plans tonight?
CVS CASHIER, RINGING UP MY SEX TOY AND CHOCOLATES: Yeah but I’m guessing not as fun as yours
February 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Yes, CVS sells sex toys, stop asking me that
Next time I come to CVS, and my medication costs $100 I am telling them they owe me $500.
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Next time I come to CVS, and my medication costs $100 I am telling them they owe me $500.
Them: How old are you?!
Me: CVS used to be Eckerds.
Me: CVS used to be Eckerds.
January 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Them: How old are you?!
Me: CVS used to be Eckerds.
Me: CVS used to be Eckerds.
Me walking out of CVS after getting 5 of every vaccine while I still can.
#VaccinesSaveLives
#VaccinesSaveLives
November 15, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Me walking out of CVS after getting 5 of every vaccine while I still can.
#VaccinesSaveLives
#VaccinesSaveLives
It's Halloween according to CVS and that's good enough for me!
July 21, 2026 at 5:36 PM
It's Halloween according to CVS and that's good enough for me!
me: where are the toilet trees
cvs clerk: what
cvs clerk: what
September 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
me: where are the toilet trees
cvs clerk: what
cvs clerk: what
Me coming out of CVS
October 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Me coming out of CVS
"Meet me out back by the dumpster for the drugs"
-CVS pharmacy drive-thru
-CVS pharmacy drive-thru
November 14, 2024 at 1:24 AM
"Meet me out back by the dumpster for the drugs"
-CVS pharmacy drive-thru
-CVS pharmacy drive-thru
I know the CVS makeup aisle HATE to see me coming !
April 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I know the CVS makeup aisle HATE to see me coming !
1v1 me at VS Pharmacy
July 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
1v1 me at VS Pharmacy
me: WHERE. DO YOU. GET OFF?
cvs employee: um, usually in the breakroom
me: what
cvs employee: i mean aisle 6 definitely aisle 6 or maybe 7 idk
cvs employee: um, usually in the breakroom
me: what
cvs employee: i mean aisle 6 definitely aisle 6 or maybe 7 idk
July 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
me: WHERE. DO YOU. GET OFF?
cvs employee: um, usually in the breakroom
me: what
cvs employee: i mean aisle 6 definitely aisle 6 or maybe 7 idk
cvs employee: um, usually in the breakroom
me: what
cvs employee: i mean aisle 6 definitely aisle 6 or maybe 7 idk
“I just want to give you my money. Stop asking me for 6 other things. Just take my money.”
— me, any time I have to buy anything at a CVS kiosk. (No. I don’t even want to use my CVS ExtraCare card. Just take my money and let me leave quickly.)
— me, any time I have to buy anything at a CVS kiosk. (No. I don’t even want to use my CVS ExtraCare card. Just take my money and let me leave quickly.)
October 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
“I just want to give you my money. Stop asking me for 6 other things. Just take my money.”
— me, any time I have to buy anything at a CVS kiosk. (No. I don’t even want to use my CVS ExtraCare card. Just take my money and let me leave quickly.)
— me, any time I have to buy anything at a CVS kiosk. (No. I don’t even want to use my CVS ExtraCare card. Just take my money and let me leave quickly.)
rolling up to CVS like "BARKEEP, GET ME ONE OF EVERYTHING"
September 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
rolling up to CVS like "BARKEEP, GET ME ONE OF EVERYTHING"
This is attempt #2 after CVS told me that they only give the Shingles vaccine to people 60 and older, no exceptions.
March 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is attempt #2 after CVS told me that they only give the Shingles vaccine to people 60 and older, no exceptions.
CVS is letting people prebook the new Covid vaccine, FYI.
COVID-19 Vaccines Near Me – New COVID Vaccination
COVID-19 vaccine is available at CVS! Schedule a flu vaccine appointment today at a CVS Pharmacy near you. No cost with most insurance. Restrictions apply.
www.cvs.com
August 22, 2024 at 10:00 PM
CVS is letting people prebook the new Covid vaccine, FYI.
I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.
February 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.