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It is literally life and death if you speed
December 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It is literally life and death if you speed
Shohei Ohtani hit 5 baseballs tonight
101.9 MPH groundout
96.7 MPH single
111.8 MPH single
103.4 MPH HR
102.7 MPH double
101.9 MPH groundout
96.7 MPH single
111.8 MPH single
103.4 MPH HR
102.7 MPH double
September 28, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Shohei Ohtani hit 5 baseballs tonight
101.9 MPH groundout
96.7 MPH single
111.8 MPH single
103.4 MPH HR
102.7 MPH double
101.9 MPH groundout
96.7 MPH single
111.8 MPH single
103.4 MPH HR
102.7 MPH double
I would like to direct all speeders to this chart
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I would like to direct all speeders to this chart
42-year old Justin Verlander throwing 98 MPH is just completely ridiculous.
August 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
42-year old Justin Verlander throwing 98 MPH is just completely ridiculous.
BREAKING: Drunk Teen Going 100 MPH Down Slick Highway Is Invincible https://theonion.com/breaking-drunk-teen-going-100-mph-down-slick-highway-i-1819575753/
October 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
BREAKING: Drunk Teen Going 100 MPH Down Slick Highway Is Invincible https://theonion.com/breaking-drunk-teen-going-100-mph-down-slick-highway-i-1819575753/
Tarik Skubal’s fastest postseason pitches, career:
101.2 mph (strikeout)
101.0 mph
100.4 mph (strikeout)
100.4 mph
100.3 mph
100.3 mph
100.2 mph (strikeout)
100.2 mph
100.2 mph
100.1 mph
100.0 mph
All today
101.2 mph (strikeout)
101.0 mph
100.4 mph (strikeout)
100.4 mph
100.3 mph
100.3 mph
100.2 mph (strikeout)
100.2 mph
100.2 mph
100.1 mph
100.0 mph
All today
September 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Tarik Skubal’s fastest postseason pitches, career:
101.2 mph (strikeout)
101.0 mph
100.4 mph (strikeout)
100.4 mph
100.3 mph
100.3 mph
100.2 mph (strikeout)
100.2 mph
100.2 mph
100.1 mph
100.0 mph
All today
101.2 mph (strikeout)
101.0 mph
100.4 mph (strikeout)
100.4 mph
100.3 mph
100.3 mph
100.2 mph (strikeout)
100.2 mph
100.2 mph
100.1 mph
100.0 mph
All today
Interesting interview, but:
Anything over 65 mph is generally considered unsurvivable.
I think it’s very unlikely that he hit the ground anywhere near 70-100 mph.
Anything over 65 mph is generally considered unsurvivable.
I think it’s very unlikely that he hit the ground anywhere near 70-100 mph.
“I don’t have this story without faith,” says Bravo, the U.S. Air Force officer who was rescued from Iran.
“I am not saying faith is [a] replacement for training,” he says. “Training helps us understand what we do. But faith is the backstop of all of my actions.”
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“I am not saying faith is [a] replacement for training,” he says. “Training helps us understand what we do. But faith is the backstop of all of my actions.”
cbsn.ws/4yBiURE
September 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Interesting interview, but:
Anything over 65 mph is generally considered unsurvivable.
I think it’s very unlikely that he hit the ground anywhere near 70-100 mph.
Anything over 65 mph is generally considered unsurvivable.
I think it’s very unlikely that he hit the ground anywhere near 70-100 mph.
Indianapolis Motor Speedway Forced To Lower Speed Limit To 20 MPH After Elementary School Opens Next To Straightaway https://theonion.com/indianapolis-motor-speedway-forced-to-lower-speed-limit-1837999978/
September 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Indianapolis Motor Speedway Forced To Lower Speed Limit To 20 MPH After Elementary School Opens Next To Straightaway https://theonion.com/indianapolis-motor-speedway-forced-to-lower-speed-limit-1837999978/
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
80 mph gusts last night and 60 mph wind gusts tonight in California but it's the Democrats' fault for the wildfires.
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January 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
80 mph gusts last night and 60 mph wind gusts tonight in California but it's the Democrats' fault for the wildfires.
🙄
🙄
“They should have raked the forests”.
Reality: 85 mph winds fanning flames.
Reality: 85 mph winds fanning flames.
January 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
“They should have raked the forests”.
Reality: 85 mph winds fanning flames.
Reality: 85 mph winds fanning flames.
Western WA Peak Gusts - Friday:
Camp Muir: 101 mph
Cape Disappointment: 70 mph
Westport: 58 mph
Shelton: 55 mph
Olympia: 54 mph
Tacoma Narrows: 45 mph
Chehalis: 44 mph
JBLM: 41 mph
SeaTac Airport: 38 mph
Whidbey Island NAS: 38 mph
#wawx
Camp Muir: 101 mph
Cape Disappointment: 70 mph
Westport: 58 mph
Shelton: 55 mph
Olympia: 54 mph
Tacoma Narrows: 45 mph
Chehalis: 44 mph
JBLM: 41 mph
SeaTac Airport: 38 mph
Whidbey Island NAS: 38 mph
#wawx
September 26, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Western WA Peak Gusts - Friday:
Camp Muir: 101 mph
Cape Disappointment: 70 mph
Westport: 58 mph
Shelton: 55 mph
Olympia: 54 mph
Tacoma Narrows: 45 mph
Chehalis: 44 mph
JBLM: 41 mph
SeaTac Airport: 38 mph
Whidbey Island NAS: 38 mph
#wawx
Camp Muir: 101 mph
Cape Disappointment: 70 mph
Westport: 58 mph
Shelton: 55 mph
Olympia: 54 mph
Tacoma Narrows: 45 mph
Chehalis: 44 mph
JBLM: 41 mph
SeaTac Airport: 38 mph
Whidbey Island NAS: 38 mph
#wawx
The maximum verified speed of a coyote is 43 mph. Roadrunners run 20 mph with some sources saying they can top out at 26 mph. So if a coyote can hit 43 mph and the absolute maximum roadrunner speed is 26 mph ... you do the math.
I'm just sayin'. 😉
Coyote photo by Rebecca Richardson.
I'm just sayin'. 😉
Coyote photo by Rebecca Richardson.
June 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The maximum verified speed of a coyote is 43 mph. Roadrunners run 20 mph with some sources saying they can top out at 26 mph. So if a coyote can hit 43 mph and the absolute maximum roadrunner speed is 26 mph ... you do the math.
I'm just sayin'. 😉
Coyote photo by Rebecca Richardson.
I'm just sayin'. 😉
Coyote photo by Rebecca Richardson.
Wolves are not known for their speed but they can sprint around 35 mph in short bursts in pursuit of prey. Wolves do have great endurance, though; they can travel very long distances at a lope around 5 mph.
February 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Wolves are not known for their speed but they can sprint around 35 mph in short bursts in pursuit of prey. Wolves do have great endurance, though; they can travel very long distances at a lope around 5 mph.
Friendly reminder that there's a SEGA arcade racer about driving an Ambulance that also lets you play as two people pulling a stretcher at 100 MPH
January 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Friendly reminder that there's a SEGA arcade racer about driving an Ambulance that also lets you play as two people pulling a stretcher at 100 MPH
A man dressed as Santa outran Tampa police at 120 mph and escaped. #FloridaSantaMan
December 25, 2024 at 12:08 AM
A man dressed as Santa outran Tampa police at 120 mph and escaped. #FloridaSantaMan
When you hit 88 mph in a Cybertruck, you travel back in time to before your divorce.
August 13, 2024 at 7:11 AM
When you hit 88 mph in a Cybertruck, you travel back in time to before your divorce.
Your Cybertruck moment of Zen
June 4, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Your Cybertruck moment of Zen
if you think speeding is arbitrary let’s try a little experiment in which you get knocked by a car going 20 MPH vs one going 40 MPH.
June 17, 2024 at 12:45 AM
if you think speeding is arbitrary let’s try a little experiment in which you get knocked by a car going 20 MPH vs one going 40 MPH.