Top that, Maccabees.
Rep. John McGuire: "We had an epic week. He stopped 8 wars in 8 days."
October 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Top that, Maccabees.
#FreePalestine
Israeli football team the Maccabees had to drive past this today in Birmingham
Israeli football team the Maccabees had to drive past this today in Birmingham
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
#FreePalestine
Israeli football team the Maccabees had to drive past this today in Birmingham
Israeli football team the Maccabees had to drive past this today in Birmingham
archeologists: ah okay so this is when the maccabees started dotting their i with little hearts
September 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
archeologists: ah okay so this is when the maccabees started dotting their i with little hearts
are you a goy who learned about latkes and the maccabees as a child? you’re welcome.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
are you a goy who learned about latkes and the maccabees as a child? you’re welcome.
Book of Maccabees: “…and they made themselves uncircumcised.”
I… what? How??
I… what? How??
December 17, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Book of Maccabees: “…and they made themselves uncircumcised.”
I… what? How??
I… what? How??
August 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
September 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Why did the Maccabees attack early in the morning?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
December 29, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Why did the Maccabees attack early in the morning?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
history RHYMES, the fuckers
Moral Kindling
how the Maccabees -and we- ignite in the face of tyranny
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
history RHYMES, the fuckers
hear me out…milk chocolate maccabees that get you high
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
hear me out…milk chocolate maccabees that get you high
The Maccabees - No Kind Words (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheMaccabeesVEVO
youtu.be
November 26, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Ketchup on latkes is the exact kind of assimilation the Maccabees were fighting against.
December 18, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Ketchup on latkes is the exact kind of assimilation the Maccabees were fighting against.
October 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Once again making my elevator pitch for a Maccabees prestige drama with grey-vs-grey morality that's in significant part an allegory for the U.S. war in Afghanistan.
Happy Hanukkah, the holiday where we celebrate the defeat of a large cosmpolitan empire by a small determined group of militant religious fanatics
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Once again making my elevator pitch for a Maccabees prestige drama with grey-vs-grey morality that's in significant part an allegory for the U.S. war in Afghanistan.
Meanwhile, the “American Jewish right” is making clear that they view progressive and even centrist Jews – basically anyone who isn’t in lock-step with Netanyahu – as their enemies.
They think they are modern-day Maccabees. 🧵
They think they are modern-day Maccabees. 🧵
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Meanwhile, the “American Jewish right” is making clear that they view progressive and even centrist Jews – basically anyone who isn’t in lock-step with Netanyahu – as their enemies.
They think they are modern-day Maccabees. 🧵
They think they are modern-day Maccabees. 🧵
February 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
so far this year our best hanukkah purchase comes courtesy of CVS
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
so far this year our best hanukkah purchase comes courtesy of CVS
BREAKING: Maccabees declare victory in War on Christmas
Christmas is dead.
Long live Hanukah.
Long live Hanukah.
December 26, 2024 at 6:03 PM
BREAKING: Maccabees declare victory in War on Christmas
July 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Much like Home Alone 3, the book of 3 Maccabees capitalized upon the success of the first two installments of the Maccabees franchise by sharing their name yet without including any of the original characters.
December 27, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Much like Home Alone 3, the book of 3 Maccabees capitalized upon the success of the first two installments of the Maccabees franchise by sharing their name yet without including any of the original characters.
#BookJacketTunes
#MusicChallenge
The Pelican Brief -
The Maccabees - Pelican
(just 'Pelican' - nothing to do with the book)
youtu.be/Rcp8SE_FxBg?...
#MusicChallenge
The Pelican Brief -
The Maccabees - Pelican
(just 'Pelican' - nothing to do with the book)
youtu.be/Rcp8SE_FxBg?...
The Maccabees - Pelican (Official Audio)
YouTube video by TheMaccabeesVEVO
youtu.be
February 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
#BookJacketTunes
#MusicChallenge
The Pelican Brief -
The Maccabees - Pelican
(just 'Pelican' - nothing to do with the book)
youtu.be/Rcp8SE_FxBg?...
#MusicChallenge
The Pelican Brief -
The Maccabees - Pelican
(just 'Pelican' - nothing to do with the book)
youtu.be/Rcp8SE_FxBg?...
The Maccabees - Pelican (Official Audio)
YouTube video by TheMaccabeesVEVO
youtu.be
February 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Maccabees were awful role models.
But Hanukkah is prominent as a holiday of diaspora and I think that’s beautiful.
But Hanukkah is prominent as a holiday of diaspora and I think that’s beautiful.
Happy Hanukkah, the holiday where we celebrate the defeat of a large cosmpolitan empire by a small determined group of militant religious fanatics
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Maccabees were awful role models.
But Hanukkah is prominent as a holiday of diaspora and I think that’s beautiful.
But Hanukkah is prominent as a holiday of diaspora and I think that’s beautiful.
The Maccabees didn't keep the menorah lit for 8 days for this
September 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The Maccabees didn't keep the menorah lit for 8 days for this