An image drawn 36,000 years ago in Spain's Altamira Cave, probably drawn by Cro-Magnons.
August 30, 2026 at 9:03 AM
An image drawn 36,000 years ago in Spain's Altamira Cave, probably drawn by Cro-Magnons.
the first birds dinosaurs evolved into were the crow-magnons . duh
June 24, 2026 at 11:47 AM
the first birds dinosaurs evolved into were the crow-magnons . duh
ザ・クロマニヨンズ(THE CRO-MAGNONS)
ザ・クロマニヨンズ オフィシャルウェブサイト / THE CRO-MAGNONS Official Website
www.cro-magnons.net
September 24, 2026 at 3:33 AM
magic thinking, they don't know how it works, they are just like Cro-Magnons in front of a ... book
December 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
magic thinking, they don't know how it works, they are just like Cro-Magnons in front of a ... book
not now, whatever cro-magnons had to deal with
August 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
not now, whatever cro-magnons had to deal with
I don't know if she can. Are cro-magnons self aware?
January 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don't know if she can. Are cro-magnons self aware?
I wrote a Probability Zero for @analogsf.bsky.social called "Global Warming," blaming Cro-Magnons' fires for helping to end the glaciation. Not seriously meant; Probability Zero stories aren't.
September 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I wrote a Probability Zero for @analogsf.bsky.social called "Global Warming," blaming Cro-Magnons' fires for helping to end the glaciation. Not seriously meant; Probability Zero stories aren't.
Listening to one of my favorite fantasy series, where it's an important plot point that we need to get the genocidal zombie cro-magnons on our side because the other team has a t-rex with swords tied to its arms.
September 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Listening to one of my favorite fantasy series, where it's an important plot point that we need to get the genocidal zombie cro-magnons on our side because the other team has a t-rex with swords tied to its arms.
Cro Magnons were known to use tools.
June 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Cro Magnons were known to use tools.
today my 5-year-old explained to me that saber tooth tigers all died out when a rocket ship crashed into earth. and on that rocket ship? the cro-magnons
June 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
today my 5-year-old explained to me that saber tooth tigers all died out when a rocket ship crashed into earth. and on that rocket ship? the cro-magnons
I trace my lineage back to the cro magnons and I don't even have to look to know I'm right - unless I came from neanderthals
July 16, 2024 at 1:35 PM
I trace my lineage back to the cro magnons and I don't even have to look to know I'm right - unless I came from neanderthals
Whatever, 36,000 year-old Cro-Magnons.
An image drawn 36,000 years ago in Spain's Altamira Cave, probably drawn by Cro-Magnons.
August 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Whatever, 36,000 year-old Cro-Magnons.
Cro-magnons: not hunt mammoth, too much time paint cave walls.
May 30, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Cro-magnons: not hunt mammoth, too much time paint cave walls.
not generally a retvrn guy, but I do sort of envy that cro-magnons didnt have to be exposed to their childhood friend's political opinions
January 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
not generally a retvrn guy, but I do sort of envy that cro-magnons didnt have to be exposed to their childhood friend's political opinions
I’m going to bet that there were Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons complaining about their grandkids being lazy slackers. It’s wildly cross-cultural, so that says it’s REALLY deeply rooted in human culture and behavior.
October 18, 2023 at 11:35 PM
I’m going to bet that there were Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons complaining about their grandkids being lazy slackers. It’s wildly cross-cultural, so that says it’s REALLY deeply rooted in human culture and behavior.
Magnons now last 18 microseconds—100x longer—putting them in league with superconducting qubits. Purity, not physics, sets the #Quantum #Magnons #QuantumComputing #MaterialsScience
https://freegardner.com/sci_scout/magnons-reach-18-microseconds-in-quantum-breakthrough.html
https://freegardner.com/sci_scout/magnons-reach-18-microseconds-in-quantum-breakthrough.html
Magnons Reach 18 Microseconds in Quantum Breakthrough
Magnons Reach 18 Microseconds in Quantum Breakthrough
freegardner.com
September 17, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Magnons now last 18 microseconds—100x longer—putting them in league with superconducting qubits. Purity, not physics, sets the #Quantum #Magnons #QuantumComputing #MaterialsScience
https://freegardner.com/sci_scout/magnons-reach-18-microseconds-in-quantum-breakthrough.html
https://freegardner.com/sci_scout/magnons-reach-18-microseconds-in-quantum-breakthrough.html
sheepishly informing the paleo diet guy in my office that i don't think cro-magnons ever did crossfit
May 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
sheepishly informing the paleo diet guy in my office that i don't think cro-magnons ever did crossfit
“Neanderthals do not lack brains. In fact, the Neanderthal braincase is somewhat larger than Cro-Magnon. They are more hairy than the Cro-Magnons, shorter in stature, tend to slope forward while walking and have a heavy brow ridge.
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April 26, 2026 at 10:39 PM
“Neanderthals do not lack brains. In fact, the Neanderthal braincase is somewhat larger than Cro-Magnon. They are more hairy than the Cro-Magnons, shorter in stature, tend to slope forward while walking and have a heavy brow ridge.
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All of my Cro-Magnons. I have one more squad of five left to paint.
September 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
All of my Cro-Magnons. I have one more squad of five left to paint.
Hey! No big stress and don’t get mad ok, but rather than saying “cro magnons”, a term from the bad old days of anthropology, try the scientist-approved terms “anatomically modern humans” or “early European modern humans”. Nice. Love you bye.
August 9, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Hey! No big stress and don’t get mad ok, but rather than saying “cro magnons”, a term from the bad old days of anthropology, try the scientist-approved terms “anatomically modern humans” or “early European modern humans”. Nice. Love you bye.
It would not have occurred to me that *anyone* would ever behave like that. But of course, it’s easy to behave like that if you view others within your own party as inferior, as people who are beneath you intellectually, morally and socially. Like they are zombies, or cro-magnons.
August 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
It would not have occurred to me that *anyone* would ever behave like that. But of course, it’s easy to behave like that if you view others within your own party as inferior, as people who are beneath you intellectually, morally and socially. Like they are zombies, or cro-magnons.
Les bouquins pour enfants sur les Cro Magnons: "Les hommes chassent, les femmes cueillent et cousent".
Non !
Mettez-vous à jour !
information.tv5monde.com/terriennes/f...
www.nationalgeographic.fr/ces-chasseur...
Non !
Mettez-vous à jour !
information.tv5monde.com/terriennes/f...
www.nationalgeographic.fr/ces-chasseur...
Femmes de la préhistoire : elles chassaient en équipe
D'études scientifiques en découvertes archéologiques, on le soupçonnait déjà : non, les femmes de la préhistoire n'étaient pas cantonnées à la cueillette et à la reproduction. Elles chassaient autant,...
information.tv5monde.com
April 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Les bouquins pour enfants sur les Cro Magnons: "Les hommes chassent, les femmes cueillent et cousent".
Non !
Mettez-vous à jour !
information.tv5monde.com/terriennes/f...
www.nationalgeographic.fr/ces-chasseur...
Non !
Mettez-vous à jour !
information.tv5monde.com/terriennes/f...
www.nationalgeographic.fr/ces-chasseur...
Aux cro-magnons :)
September 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Aux cro-magnons :)