Nothing more agonizing than having to babysit an enormous MapReduce job in realtime
November 6, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Nothing more agonizing than having to babysit an enormous MapReduce job in realtime
MapReduce -> Hadoop MapReduce -> Spark MapReduce -> LLM/RAG MapReduce -> Agentic MapReduce
devin.ai/blog/agentic...
devin.ai/blog/agentic...
Agentic MapReduce
A new architecture from Cognition for scaling full-codebase reasoning with distributed agents
devin.ai
July 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
MapReduce -> Hadoop MapReduce -> Spark MapReduce -> LLM/RAG MapReduce -> Agentic MapReduce
devin.ai/blog/agentic...
devin.ai/blog/agentic...
The shooter went crazy after using Hadoop, Mapreduce, and Hbase for 4 years. I get it tbh
December 9, 2024 at 8:02 PM
The shooter went crazy after using Hadoop, Mapreduce, and Hbase for 4 years. I get it tbh
I like the term “Agentic MapReduce.” It sounds so professional and technical.
July 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I like the term “Agentic MapReduce.” It sounds so professional and technical.
oh my fucking god i've independently rederived fucking mapreduce
November 22, 2024 at 12:50 AM
oh my fucking god i've independently rederived fucking mapreduce
Nesse cafezinho vou falar sobre MapReduce e como Data Stream Processing saiu do mundo SQL e foi para computação distribuída. Você sabe o que é Spark Streaming? MapReduce? Hadoop? Spark?
youtu.be/GyZPcntn5WE
youtu.be/GyZPcntn5WE
MapReduce e a evolução do Data Stream Processing #Cafezinho #T01C299
YouTube video by Computação Crítica por Victor Osório
youtu.be
March 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Nesse cafezinho vou falar sobre MapReduce e como Data Stream Processing saiu do mundo SQL e foi para computação distribuída. Você sabe o que é Spark Streaming? MapReduce? Hadoop? Spark?
youtu.be/GyZPcntn5WE
youtu.be/GyZPcntn5WE
There is a prime opportunity for a sociologist or psychologist to study the superstitions and conspiracies that people have about why their YouTube comment disappeared. So many people ascribe it to the "woke mob" and not that Google's MapReduce key-value store was not designed for reliability.
May 23, 2024 at 7:26 AM
There is a prime opportunity for a sociologist or psychologist to study the superstitions and conspiracies that people have about why their YouTube comment disappeared. So many people ascribe it to the "woke mob" and not that Google's MapReduce key-value store was not designed for reliability.
thinking about how nosql was the future and how google and facebook were at the edge of innovation with mapreduce and cassandra
and then silently abandoning it as it turned out "an inbox that says 1 unread message and has zero unread messages inside" wasn't a killer feature as hoped
and then silently abandoning it as it turned out "an inbox that says 1 unread message and has zero unread messages inside" wasn't a killer feature as hoped
March 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
thinking about how nosql was the future and how google and facebook were at the edge of innovation with mapreduce and cassandra
and then silently abandoning it as it turned out "an inbox that says 1 unread message and has zero unread messages inside" wasn't a killer feature as hoped
and then silently abandoning it as it turned out "an inbox that says 1 unread message and has zero unread messages inside" wasn't a killer feature as hoped
Someone asked for some resources to learn more about distributed systems today and my knee-jerk was to go to Jeff Dean's Google Research page and read the distributed systems papers there starting w/ the oldest and skipping the ML stuff.
MapReduce, BigTable, Spanner, Tail at Scale, all excellent.
MapReduce, BigTable, Spanner, Tail at Scale, all excellent.
Jeffrey Dean
research.google
November 1, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Someone asked for some resources to learn more about distributed systems today and my knee-jerk was to go to Jeff Dean's Google Research page and read the distributed systems papers there starting w/ the oldest and skipping the ML stuff.
MapReduce, BigTable, Spanner, Tail at Scale, all excellent.
MapReduce, BigTable, Spanner, Tail at Scale, all excellent.
and if you want to query the gas town DB, you can just ask a polecat to write a distributed mapreduce program in erlang, instead of telling *me* to go fuck myself!
gas town is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors, what's the problem?
January 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
and if you want to query the gas town DB, you can just ask a polecat to write a distributed mapreduce program in erlang, instead of telling *me* to go fuck myself!
January 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Like, Flume/MapReduce style stuff should be in a pure functional language, RPC-heavy stuff, message queues etc should be in an Erlang-like language, scripts should be in a dedicated scripting language w/o compromises for writing servers, etc, [...]
February 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Like, Flume/MapReduce style stuff should be in a pure functional language, RPC-heavy stuff, message queues etc should be in an Erlang-like language, scripts should be in a dedicated scripting language w/o compromises for writing servers, etc, [...]
MapReduce: The Abstraction Layer That Still Shapes How AI Workloads Scale
How MapReduce shaped modern AI infrastructure, from distributed computing and fault tolerance to data movement, scheduling, and scaling LLM workloads
#hackernews #llm #news
How MapReduce shaped modern AI infrastructure, from distributed computing and fault tolerance to data movement, scheduling, and scaling LLM workloads
#hackernews #llm #news
MapReduce: The Abstraction Layer That Still Shapes How AI Workloads Scale
How MapReduce shaped modern AI infrastructure, from distributed computing and fault tolerance to data movement, scheduling, and scaling LLM workloads
hackernoon.com
September 23, 2026 at 7:46 PM
MapReduce: The Abstraction Layer That Still Shapes How AI Workloads Scale
How MapReduce shaped modern AI infrastructure, from distributed computing and fault tolerance to data movement, scheduling, and scaling LLM workloads
#hackernews #llm #news
How MapReduce shaped modern AI infrastructure, from distributed computing and fault tolerance to data movement, scheduling, and scaling LLM workloads
#hackernews #llm #news
I sent all those mapreduce jobs _somewhere_ over a decade ago, is all I know
Absolutely phenomenal things are happening on anti-data-center Twitter. This person has over 18k followers.
September 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I sent all those mapreduce jobs _somewhere_ over a decade ago, is all I know
advent of code day 3 spoilers:
“is it a fun new problem you’ve never seen before or is it another fancy mapreduce?”
“…it’s another fancy mapreduce”
“is it a fun new problem you’ve never seen before or is it another fancy mapreduce?”
“…it’s another fancy mapreduce”
December 3, 2024 at 5:02 PM
advent of code day 3 spoilers:
“is it a fun new problem you’ve never seen before or is it another fancy mapreduce?”
“…it’s another fancy mapreduce”
“is it a fun new problem you’ve never seen before or is it another fancy mapreduce?”
“…it’s another fancy mapreduce”
O termo embaralhamento no MapReduce não faz muito sentido pra mim. Embaralhamento é misturar, tirar da ordem. No MapReduce é o contrário, é o momento em que você junta os pares de chaves iguais. 🤷🏻♂️
September 16, 2024 at 11:19 AM
O termo embaralhamento no MapReduce não faz muito sentido pra mim. Embaralhamento é misturar, tirar da ordem. No MapReduce é o contrário, é o momento em que você junta os pares de chaves iguais. 🤷🏻♂️
An interesting article about "Implementing MapReduce in Go"
#golang
jitesh117.github.io/blog/implem...
#golang
jitesh117.github.io/blog/implem...
Implementing MapReduce in Golang
Ever wondered how Google processes massive amounts of data? Or how systems like Hadoop work under the hood? The secret is MapReduce - a simple but powerful way to process huge datasets by breaking them into smaller pieces.
In this post, we’ll build our own MapReduce system in Go. I’ll be basically be implementing the famous Google paper in golang!
ℹ️ You can find my implementation of the paper in this github repository.
jitesh117.github.io
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
An interesting article about "Implementing MapReduce in Go"
#golang
jitesh117.github.io/blog/implem...
#golang
jitesh117.github.io/blog/implem...
Треба ще дійти знову зробити кластерні списки, але для цього скоріш за все вже доведеться mapreduce писати 🥲
November 17, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Треба ще дійти знову зробити кластерні списки, але для цього скоріш за все вже доведеться mapreduce писати 🥲
meg az egy dolog, hogy orakig forgolodtam, mire elaludtam, aztan kegyetlenul elfekudtem a fulem, de amikor sikerult vegre alomba szenderulni, a kibaszott mapreduce-rol almodtam smh
April 7, 2026 at 9:53 AM
meg az egy dolog, hogy orakig forgolodtam, mire elaludtam, aztan kegyetlenul elfekudtem a fulem, de amikor sikerult vegre alomba szenderulni, a kibaszott mapreduce-rol almodtam smh
github.com/JuliaGPU/CUD... please look at this beautiful bug i found in CUDA.jl. At least the base #julialang sparse implementation is correct…
mapreduce(f, op, A) for sparse A is wrong if f(0) =/= 0 · Issue #2709 · JuliaGPU/CUDA.jl
Describe the bug If the function f which is map-ed over A before reduction with op does not map 0->0, our mapreduce implementation gives completely wrong answers. To reproduce The Minimal Working E...
github.com
March 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
github.com/JuliaGPU/CUD... please look at this beautiful bug i found in CUDA.jl. At least the base #julialang sparse implementation is correct…
map & *fold* 🙄 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MapReduce
July 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
map & *fold* 🙄 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MapReduce
Ausser in der Datenverarbeitung. Dort ist MapReduce überaus nützlich. 🤓
December 6, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Ausser in der Datenverarbeitung. Dort ist MapReduce überaus nützlich. 🤓
How MapReduce shaped modern AI infrastructure, from distributed computing and fault tolerance to data movement, scheduling, and scaling LLM workloads #softwareengineering
MapReduce: The Abstraction Layer That Still Shapes How AI Workloads Scale
hackernoon.com
September 22, 2026 at 9:05 PM
How MapReduce shaped modern AI infrastructure, from distributed computing and fault tolerance to data movement, scheduling, and scaling LLM workloads #softwareengineering
