#MaryWorth
Meanwhile on #MaryWorth :

So I haven't been paying attention to Mary Worth in a while, and I come back only to discover that the current storyline is apparently that Mary turned into a huge slut and is going out with married men?
September 29, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Y'all need to follow my boy, Brad. He's doing God's Work with Mary Worth now.

#MaryWorth
#TransRights
#WhatTheFuckIsUpWithWilbur
@wilburwurthless.bsky.social just discovered you exist. Been making many fine Mary Worths for a couple weeks now
September 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Mr. Tatterdemalion Jones patrolling the borders of the boneyard at Our Lady, Star of the Sea, Maryworth. #CatsOfHookland #Caturday
September 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
According to locals, the steps at Maryworth are ghosted by the drunken dead who fell down them after a session at the pub and my those who succumbed to heart attacks trying to climb then. Once you know this, your can't help but feel yourself in the company of phantoms. – #MattAdams
August 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Meanwhile on #MaryWorth :

Well, yes Mary.
Wilbur is an ugly balding middle aged fat drunk, and Tommy's a hot junkie with a six pack.
July 29, 2026 at 2:15 PM
It makes him Wilbur Weston.
#MaryWorth is all about easy questions
July 25, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Jannie winking #maryworth
July 18, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Estelle Harding #maryworth
June 27, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Meanwhile on #MaryWorth :

"So what I'm saying, Tommy, is that my love life has been a catastrophe of EPIC proportions. It's so bad that if it was fiction, people would call it a satire...

IN OTHER WORDS STOP FREAKING WHINING ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE LEFT A COUPLE OF WEEKS FOR FLORIDA!"
June 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Dawn Weston #maryworth
June 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Ian Cameron x The Holy Mountain #maryworth
June 6, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Comics are filled with busybodies like #MaryWorth who are eager to stick their noses into other peoples’ love lives!
Here’s a tale of one of them, cloned in response to a popular 1940s radio show “love advisor”!
#soapopera
#PopSky
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DR ANTHONY KING: HOLLYWOOD LOVE DOCTOR "Too Fat for Love!"
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June 5, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Tommy Beedie #maryworth
May 30, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Dawn! Go back to the store. You forgot the celery.
#MaryWorth is strict about tradition.
May 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Meanwhile on #MaryWorth :

Even Mary has standards and she's trying to bullshit her way through just getting Tommy to leave already!

"Oh yes Tommy, work on being your best self, let God do the rest... I'm just saying random meaningless shit right now to get you to leave... why are you still here?"
May 22, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Meanwhile on #MaryWorth :

Tommy randomly got an early 2000s haircut and is now whining to Mary about his "forever alone" situation.

Also, god damn, half of those Mary Worth storylines would be solved in minutes if those characters TALKED TO EACH OTHER.
May 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Tommy can you see me?
#MaryWorth
Tommy Beedie, whose beloved is on a brief visit to Florida, is spiraling like the stripes on a barber pole, represented here symbolically by a barber pole.
May 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Meanwhile on #MaryWorth :

"If only long distance relationships worked"

Every furry who's kept a relationship alive across entire continents with VRchat and Telegram is looking at these two losers like "LOL"
May 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Toby Cameron #maryworth
May 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Meanwhile on #MaryWorth :

Why is everybody so dramatic?

Are the reasons Brandi is giving for the trip a lie? Is she secretely a secret agent who's going on a suicide mission and will never come back alive?

She's just going to Florid---- ...

oh yeah. I get it now.
May 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
May 8, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Meanwhile on #MaryWorth

Oh.

So she didn't even BREAK UP with him. And there was no surprise incest.

He's just upset because she's off on a trip?!!?

What a baby.
May 7, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Meanwhile on #MaryWorth :

Oh...

OH MY GOD!

Tommy is totally going to find out he's been banging a family member, isn't he?!
May 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Meanwhile on #MaryWorth

OH CHRIST it's ex-junkie current-depressed long-haired dude Tommy having an emotional crisis again....

Here we go...
May 4, 2026 at 1:42 PM
May 3, 2026 at 6:25 AM