So I haven't been paying attention to Mary Worth in a while, and I come back only to discover that the current storyline is apparently that Mary turned into a huge slut and is going out with married men?
So I haven't been paying attention to Mary Worth in a while, and I come back only to discover that the current storyline is apparently that Mary turned into a huge slut and is going out with married men?
#MaryWorth
#TransRights
#WhatTheFuckIsUpWithWilbur
#MaryWorth
#TransRights
#WhatTheFuckIsUpWithWilbur
Well, yes Mary.
Wilbur is an ugly balding middle aged fat drunk, and Tommy's a hot junkie with a six pack.
Well, yes Mary.
Wilbur is an ugly balding middle aged fat drunk, and Tommy's a hot junkie with a six pack.
#MaryWorth is all about easy questions
#MaryWorth is all about easy questions
"So what I'm saying, Tommy, is that my love life has been a catastrophe of EPIC proportions. It's so bad that if it was fiction, people would call it a satire...
IN OTHER WORDS STOP FREAKING WHINING ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE LEFT A COUPLE OF WEEKS FOR FLORIDA!"
"So what I'm saying, Tommy, is that my love life has been a catastrophe of EPIC proportions. It's so bad that if it was fiction, people would call it a satire...
IN OTHER WORDS STOP FREAKING WHINING ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE LEFT A COUPLE OF WEEKS FOR FLORIDA!"
Here’s a tale of one of them, cloned in response to a popular 1940s radio show “love advisor”!
#soapopera
#PopSky
medicomics.blogspot.com/2026/06/john...
Here’s a tale of one of them, cloned in response to a popular 1940s radio show “love advisor”!
#soapopera
#PopSky
medicomics.blogspot.com/2026/06/john...
#MaryWorth is strict about tradition.
#MaryWorth is strict about tradition.
Even Mary has standards and she's trying to bullshit her way through just getting Tommy to leave already!
"Oh yes Tommy, work on being your best self, let God do the rest... I'm just saying random meaningless shit right now to get you to leave... why are you still here?"
Even Mary has standards and she's trying to bullshit her way through just getting Tommy to leave already!
"Oh yes Tommy, work on being your best self, let God do the rest... I'm just saying random meaningless shit right now to get you to leave... why are you still here?"
Tommy randomly got an early 2000s haircut and is now whining to Mary about his "forever alone" situation.
Also, god damn, half of those Mary Worth storylines would be solved in minutes if those characters TALKED TO EACH OTHER.
Tommy randomly got an early 2000s haircut and is now whining to Mary about his "forever alone" situation.
Also, god damn, half of those Mary Worth storylines would be solved in minutes if those characters TALKED TO EACH OTHER.
#MaryWorth
Tommy Beedie, whose beloved is on a brief visit to Florida, is spiraling like the stripes on a barber pole, represented here symbolically by a barber pole.
#MaryWorth
Tommy Beedie, whose beloved is on a brief visit to Florida, is spiraling like the stripes on a barber pole, represented here symbolically by a barber pole.
"If only long distance relationships worked"
Every furry who's kept a relationship alive across entire continents with VRchat and Telegram is looking at these two losers like "LOL"
"If only long distance relationships worked"
Every furry who's kept a relationship alive across entire continents with VRchat and Telegram is looking at these two losers like "LOL"
Why is everybody so dramatic?
Are the reasons Brandi is giving for the trip a lie? Is she secretely a secret agent who's going on a suicide mission and will never come back alive?
She's just going to Florid---- ...
oh yeah. I get it now.
Why is everybody so dramatic?
Are the reasons Brandi is giving for the trip a lie? Is she secretely a secret agent who's going on a suicide mission and will never come back alive?
She's just going to Florid---- ...
oh yeah. I get it now.
Oh.
So she didn't even BREAK UP with him. And there was no surprise incest.
He's just upset because she's off on a trip?!!?
What a baby.
Oh.
So she didn't even BREAK UP with him. And there was no surprise incest.
He's just upset because she's off on a trip?!!?
What a baby.
Oh...
OH MY GOD!
Tommy is totally going to find out he's been banging a family member, isn't he?!
Oh...
OH MY GOD!
Tommy is totally going to find out he's been banging a family member, isn't he?!
OH CHRIST it's ex-junkie current-depressed long-haired dude Tommy having an emotional crisis again....
Here we go...
OH CHRIST it's ex-junkie current-depressed long-haired dude Tommy having an emotional crisis again....
Here we go...