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Engineering team but there’s always that one guy

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December 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Engineer after 2025: still standing… technically.

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December 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Manager: things can always get worse!
Engineer:

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December 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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When the simulation worked but the real world didn’t

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December 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Engineer after management says “It’s an easy fix”

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December 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Engineering asking: How much bonus can we expect this year? Manager:

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December 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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When you return from vacation and see the colleague who covered for you…

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December 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Senior engineer to the new engineer they just hired:

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December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Engineer realizing he wasn’t hired for one job… he was hired for all the jobs.

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December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Engineer looking at the new interns:
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November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Engineer walking through the plant while alarms are going off:
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November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Engineer when they try to pin the disaster on him

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November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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When you finish your task and the rest of the project is falling apart

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November 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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When the system goes down and all 3 engineers say “it wasn’t me”

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November 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Engineering reviewing the client’s “technical” suggestions

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November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Manager: we hire only the best engineers
Me and my coworker

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November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Engineers after years of hard work

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November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM