May 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
YES!
E-bikes that go 30mph without petals are NOT FOR CHILDREN! That's basically a motorcycle and you should have safety gear and training!
#trustmeimanengineer
E-bikes are great, when used properly on designed facilities.
E-bikes that go 30mph without petals are NOT FOR CHILDREN! That's basically a motorcycle and you should have safety gear and training!
#trustmeimanengineer
E-bikes are great, when used properly on designed facilities.
August 6, 2026 at 5:21 AM
YES!
E-bikes that go 30mph without petals are NOT FOR CHILDREN! That's basically a motorcycle and you should have safety gear and training!
#trustmeimanengineer
E-bikes are great, when used properly on designed facilities.
E-bikes that go 30mph without petals are NOT FOR CHILDREN! That's basically a motorcycle and you should have safety gear and training!
#trustmeimanengineer
E-bikes are great, when used properly on designed facilities.
Soon they're all gonna fall 😉💯🐾💪🏻🙏🏻✈️🛩️ #trustmeimanengineer
Heathrow Airport is completely offline.
Holy. Crap.
The world's entire air traffic flow will feel this one.
Holy. Crap.
The world's entire air traffic flow will feel this one.
London's Heathrow Airport Closed After Fire Causes Major Power Outage: Live Updates
A giant blaze near one of the world’s busiest airports knocked out power, Britain’s energy minister said, and the cause was under investigation. Tens of thousands of travelers worldwide were stranded.
www.nytimes.com
March 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Soon they're all gonna fall 😉💯🐾💪🏻🙏🏻✈️🛩️ #trustmeimanengineer
It's my first work day of the year.
I continued working on an old task and came to the point of "how did my previous code ever work?" quickly.
Only to be followed by "oops, now everything is working better than ever before and the old code magically works again" an hour later.
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
I continued working on an old task and came to the point of "how did my previous code ever work?" quickly.
Only to be followed by "oops, now everything is working better than ever before and the old code magically works again" an hour later.
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
January 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It's my first work day of the year.
I continued working on an old task and came to the point of "how did my previous code ever work?" quickly.
Only to be followed by "oops, now everything is working better than ever before and the old code magically works again" an hour later.
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
I continued working on an old task and came to the point of "how did my previous code ever work?" quickly.
Only to be followed by "oops, now everything is working better than ever before and the old code magically works again" an hour later.
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
Okay, Imperial person. School zones in the US are set at 20mph. That's 32kph. The reason? People passing 20/32 is rhe break point for someone surviving or dieing as a pedestrian. Residential street with no centerline or sidewalks should not be that fast. Period.
#trustmeimanengineer
#trustmeimanengineer
August 31, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Okay, Imperial person. School zones in the US are set at 20mph. That's 32kph. The reason? People passing 20/32 is rhe break point for someone surviving or dieing as a pedestrian. Residential street with no centerline or sidewalks should not be that fast. Period.
#trustmeimanengineer
#trustmeimanengineer
Idk. I can hardly write in full sentences. Content maybe, there is not words held up in me. Just sass, caffeine, and probably some booze rants about why star trek is still cool.
#trustmeimanengineer
#trustmeimanengineer
August 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Idk. I can hardly write in full sentences. Content maybe, there is not words held up in me. Just sass, caffeine, and probably some booze rants about why star trek is still cool.
#trustmeimanengineer
#trustmeimanengineer
Truth.
One of the worst issues I've seen is the lack of infrastructure.
However, walking specifically is very hard when public agencies force private property owners to be responsible for sidewalks.
And yes, car lobbies are terrible.
#trustmeimanengineer
One of the worst issues I've seen is the lack of infrastructure.
However, walking specifically is very hard when public agencies force private property owners to be responsible for sidewalks.
And yes, car lobbies are terrible.
#trustmeimanengineer
September 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Truth.
One of the worst issues I've seen is the lack of infrastructure.
However, walking specifically is very hard when public agencies force private property owners to be responsible for sidewalks.
And yes, car lobbies are terrible.
#trustmeimanengineer
One of the worst issues I've seen is the lack of infrastructure.
However, walking specifically is very hard when public agencies force private property owners to be responsible for sidewalks.
And yes, car lobbies are terrible.
#trustmeimanengineer
Five engineers sitting around a table reviewing PowerPoint slides for a presentation to stakeholders.
No one could remember with 100% certainty if it was affect or effect.
So we changed the whole slideshow to say impact.
#trustmeimanengineer
No one could remember with 100% certainty if it was affect or effect.
So we changed the whole slideshow to say impact.
#trustmeimanengineer
August 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Five engineers sitting around a table reviewing PowerPoint slides for a presentation to stakeholders.
No one could remember with 100% certainty if it was affect or effect.
So we changed the whole slideshow to say impact.
#trustmeimanengineer
No one could remember with 100% certainty if it was affect or effect.
So we changed the whole slideshow to say impact.
#trustmeimanengineer
Engineering student after the first semester
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#FutureBuilder
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November 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Engineering student after the first semester
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#BuiltByLogic
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#CodeAndConcrete
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Don't get me started on people with jumbo RVs.
And it would take two years. Let's be serious.
#transportation #trustmeimanengineer
And it would take two years. Let's be serious.
#transportation #trustmeimanengineer
July 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Don't get me started on people with jumbo RVs.
And it would take two years. Let's be serious.
#transportation #trustmeimanengineer
And it would take two years. Let's be serious.
#transportation #trustmeimanengineer
When the engineer takes one day off:
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#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
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#BuiltByLogic
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#CodeAndConcrete
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#BlueprintThreads
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#BuiltByLogic
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#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Engineering exam: where confidence goes to die
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#CodeAndConcrete
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#BuiltByLogic
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#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Engineering exam: where confidence goes to die
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
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#BuiltByLogic
#CoffeeAndCAD
#EngineeringMindset
#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#CoffeeAndCAD
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#FutureBuilder
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Engineer after their first coffee of the day
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#BuiltByLogic
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#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
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#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
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#BuiltByLogic
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#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Engineer after their first coffee of the day
#BlueprintThreads
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#TrustMeImAnEngineer
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#BuiltByLogic
#CoffeeAndCAD
#EngineeringMindset
#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#CoffeeAndCAD
#EngineeringMindset
#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
Me an another engineer pretending we “almost got it”
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#TrustMeImAnEngineer
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#BuiltByLogic
#CoffeeAndCAD
#EngineeringMindset
#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
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#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
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#BuiltByLogic
#CoffeeAndCAD
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#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Me an another engineer pretending we “almost got it”
#BlueprintThreads
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#TrustMeImAnEngineer
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#BuiltByLogic
#CoffeeAndCAD
#EngineeringMindset
#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#CoffeeAndCAD
#EngineeringMindset
#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
Client: “You purposely made it complicated, didn’t you?
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#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#EngineerTShirt
#EngineeringShirt
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#BuiltByLogic
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#EngineeringGraduationGift
#STEMGiftIdeas
#ElectricalEngineer
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Client: “You purposely made it complicated, didn’t you?
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#EngineerTShirt
#EngineeringShirt
#EngineerHumorShirt
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#EngineeringGraduationGift
#STEMGiftIdeas
#ElectricalEngineer
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#BuiltByLogic
#EngineerTShirt
#EngineeringShirt
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#EngineeringGraduationGift
#STEMGiftIdeas
#ElectricalEngineer
Engineering student after exams
#SystemOverChaos
#FromBlueprintToReality
#InnovateInStyle
#TheEquationOfLife
#EngineerTheImpossible
#STEMGift
#GeekGift
#TechGift
#EngineerBirthdayGift
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#ElectricalEngineer
#BlueprintThreads
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#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#SystemOverChaos
#FromBlueprintToReality
#InnovateInStyle
#TheEquationOfLife
#EngineerTheImpossible
#STEMGift
#GeekGift
#TechGift
#EngineerBirthdayGift
#GraduationGiftEngineer
#CivilEngineer
#ElectricalEngineer
#BlueprintThreads
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#TrustMeImAnEngineer
December 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Engineer : Sometimes I think everyone I work with is an idiot
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#CoffeeAndCAD
#EngineeringMindset
#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#CoffeeAndCAD
#EngineeringMindset
#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Engineer : Sometimes I think everyone I work with is an idiot
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#CoffeeAndCAD
#EngineeringMindset
#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#CoffeeAndCAD
#EngineeringMindset
#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
Weather app headline for one of their short videos. I get it. Caffeine increases dehydration. Don't drink it INSTEAD of water.
But you will pry my caffeine from my cold dead fingers.
#coffee #heatwave #trustmeimanengineer #iykyk
But you will pry my caffeine from my cold dead fingers.
#coffee #heatwave #trustmeimanengineer #iykyk
March 20, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Weather app headline for one of their short videos. I get it. Caffeine increases dehydration. Don't drink it INSTEAD of water.
But you will pry my caffeine from my cold dead fingers.
#coffee #heatwave #trustmeimanengineer #iykyk
But you will pry my caffeine from my cold dead fingers.
#coffee #heatwave #trustmeimanengineer #iykyk
When you go in confident to solve the problem, but the problem solves you.
#BlueprintThreads
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#TrustMeImAnEngineer
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#BuiltByLogic
#EngineerTShirt
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#EngineeringInspiration
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When you go in confident to solve the problem, but the problem solves you.
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#EngineerTShirt
#EngineeringShirt
#EngineerMerch
#EngineeringMerch
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#EngineeringLove
#EngineeringInspiration
#BlueprintThreads
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Engineering team but there’s always that one guy
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#EngineeringShirt
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#MathPowered
#GeniusInProgress
#StructuralSoul
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#MathPowered
#GeniusInProgress
#StructuralSoul
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Engineer trying to remove a mistake but discovering ten more:
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#EngineerTShirt
#EngineeringShirt
#EngineerMerch
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#EngineeringInspiration
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Engineer trying to remove a mistake but discovering ten more:
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#EngineerTShirt
#EngineeringShirt
#EngineerMerch
#EngineeringMerch
#EngineerApparel
#EngineeringLove
#EngineeringInspiration
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#EngineerTShirt
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Oh, FFS.
🤬
THE YIELD SIGN AT THE ROUNDABOUT IS NOT A STOP SIGN. DRIVE, DAMMIT!
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
#transportation #baddrivers #trustmeimanengineer
🤬
THE YIELD SIGN AT THE ROUNDABOUT IS NOT A STOP SIGN. DRIVE, DAMMIT!
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
#transportation #baddrivers #trustmeimanengineer
July 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Oh, FFS.
🤬
THE YIELD SIGN AT THE ROUNDABOUT IS NOT A STOP SIGN. DRIVE, DAMMIT!
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
#transportation #baddrivers #trustmeimanengineer
🤬
THE YIELD SIGN AT THE ROUNDABOUT IS NOT A STOP SIGN. DRIVE, DAMMIT!
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
#transportation #baddrivers #trustmeimanengineer
Engineer on his way to check a machine after hearing a loud bang
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
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November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Engineer on his way to check a machine after hearing a loud bang
#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#EngineerTShirt
#EngineeringShirt
#EngineerMerch
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From this transportation engineer, this is legit.
Roadside barriers (walls, guardrails, cables) often don't work on these larger vehicles unless they are the current standard. Old stuff? Nope.
Good luck out there staying on the road.
#trustmeimanengineer
Roadside barriers (walls, guardrails, cables) often don't work on these larger vehicles unless they are the current standard. Old stuff? Nope.
Good luck out there staying on the road.
#trustmeimanengineer
This doesn't even feel much like satire when I walk past F-350s on the lot at work and the top of the hood is at my eye height. 🤬🤬🤬
August 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
From this transportation engineer, this is legit.
Roadside barriers (walls, guardrails, cables) often don't work on these larger vehicles unless they are the current standard. Old stuff? Nope.
Good luck out there staying on the road.
#trustmeimanengineer
Roadside barriers (walls, guardrails, cables) often don't work on these larger vehicles unless they are the current standard. Old stuff? Nope.
Good luck out there staying on the road.
#trustmeimanengineer