#Matried
Since it mentions baby naming as well...

Our kiddo was born in Wisconsin, and we've never been matried. The form for official birth certificate did not provide any guidance as to how to decide our child's last name, merely having a place for us to fill it in.
October 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
We had the exaxt same childhood experience. The family my aunt matried into had a huge house and they had a fuck ton of geese in the court yard - you would think someone would have told wee little Urse not to try to pet the goslings - or even look at them🤦🏽‍♂️
August 28, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I have never seen a more matried pic in my life🥰
August 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
OH TMGODLDDD ARE THEY ACTUALLY GONNA GET MATRIED???
BL??? IN MY SHOUNEN ANIME????
February 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Why would he want a divorce?
July 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
That does seem just a tad unreasonable, Pete. Why can’t you get matried Wednesday? #TCMParty
December 11, 2024 at 10:24 AM
If you get lesbian matried in June it's Bride Month
June 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
STOPP THEY ARE MATRIED IN IRL
February 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I should note that irl my dad is 75, matried to a woman, anf pretty homophobic. He would not have a hot bear live-in boyfriend
December 5, 2024 at 3:22 PM
A little bit of a background, they're a matried couple of ex-adventurers turned academy professors. Viktor (left) is a sorcerer and Darius (right) a ranger
March 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Aus dem Facebook-Auftritt des #ORF: einige Insider-Facts über die #liebesgschichten. Die neue Staffel startet heute Abend.
July 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Bro, my mom used to have all the The Beatles trading cards from way back, and tossed them herself when she matried my dad thinking they weren't valuable 🤦
June 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
a few years ago we were talking about doing a live zoom performance of a medieval nativity play and today I pulled out my copy of "Everyman and Medieval Miracle Plays" and all of the ones dealing with the nativity have long segments of Rodney dangerfield jokes about how hard it is to be matried
December 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Uh let's notnforget that he was matried to Kimberly Fucking Guilfoyle, who was then with Don Jr. He's always been centrist at BEST.
April 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
KANO MENTIPNED WERE MATRIED BWYT
(THIS IS RONIN NOT MITSUBA FOR NOW...)
March 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
this upcoming chapter is gonna be really fun too. washikomo there almost the entire time... skts are also gonna be bickering like a matried couple already 🤭 just two couples in love going on a stroll in the park u knowww. skts with interlinked arms
November 14, 2024 at 2:23 PM
My mind just sang "you cant have one without the Oooo-ther" from the Matried with Children theme.
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Guys . GUYS ! HOLY FUCK !

The fucking POKER CHIP !

It went from “so alone” to “next to you” …

And they both held it in their LEFT HAND ! You know, the one where you wear a WEDDING RING

THEYRE BOTH SO FUCKING MATRIED AND CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHJMSKXKSKZKSKXJ 😝😝😝😝😝😝

#HuskerDust
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM